- Lava Lamp Left on Stove Explodes, Kills Man
- Who Wears the Wrong Size Condom?
- Inflatable Spongebob Attracting Thieves
- Cowboy ends up bare-bottomed on fence
- Man allegedly offers deputies drugs at bar
- For sale: one windy city, slightly used
- Woman blows $950k on Amex card
- Court Rules French Film Not French Enough
- DJ shocks teens with obscene speech
- High school baseball players told to stop shaving eyebrows
- Church Air Poses Risk
- Father's Attempt To Teach His Daughter A Lesson Backfires
- Oh, waiter! There's Buddha in my Gouda!
- Plenty of Room at Inn for Mary and Joseph
- British cop accused of speeding by motorist he booked for same offence
- Caged thief had to help police arrest him
- University Up for Sale in Spoof Auction
- Motive in Hunting Deaths Is a Riddle
- Jailed for sexual harassment scam
- Your school's McBanned!
- Lasagna thief gets 40-year sentence
- Robbery suspect leaves big clue for cops
- Entire Class Suspended for Food Fight
- Homeless man gets jail wish
- Policeman dips out on pay after 'dipping in'
- For sale: Vulcan bomber, one belligerent owner
- Bush and Kerry related... to Dracula
- Blackspot on Nike's mind
- Man superglued condom to penis
- Restaurant owner blames crisis on public's poor taste
- Half-Ton Man Recovers From Obesity Surgery
- Farting robot wins toy of the year
- Wedding Cad Comes Clean Over Invitation Sale
- Stranger Takes Over Ga. Woman's House
- Teacher Jailed After Brawl With Parent
- EU Anti-Smoking Campaign Gets Graphic-WARNING GRAPHIC IMAGES
- Driver Fined for Cramming Pony in Hatchback
- Man Survives After Shooting Nail Into His Chest
- Fat British feline slims down on 'Catkins' diet
- Fans Mark Dungeons & Dragons Anniversary
- Sunday Halloween Irks Some in Bible Belt
- Retiree Wrecks Police Car with Crutch
- Laughing Bank Clerk Humiliates Robber
- Pope gets a ferrari
- Another reason to avoid fast food
- Fugitive Phony Doctor Nabbed
- Your Brain and God
- Man Sets Record for Burgers in Mouth
- Kerry in Weird Heinz Ketchup Initiation Rite
- Painting of Nude Bush Removed From Museum
- Man Fired For Using Computer To Search For Aliens
- Autopilot Sinks Absent-Minded Skipper
- Accused Killer Elected Mayor and Freed
- Man Pours Gas Down Toilet, Causing Blast
- Man Marries for 53rd Time to Wife No. 1
- Soccer Teams Hold Tribute for Mafia Boss
- Vibrator shuts down Australian airport
- Honors for Nude Lit, Fish Farts
- Man arrested for allegedly adding porn to library videotapes
- Prisoners Break Out in Song -- Literally
- Feds seeking $61K from alleged call girl
- Protesters Dump Dead Animals, Go Topless
- Four Cows Escape From Truck
- A New World Oyster Opening Champion Is Crowned
- NTL swears at customers
- Apparent Peeping Tom crashes through gym locker room ceiling
- Bald Men's Club Offers Chance to Let Hair Down
- Modern Mary Celest
- MIT Works to Power Computers With Spinach
- 3 students punished for putting stripper pole in dorm room
- Lightbulb Burns for 96 Years
- Bomb Hunter
- Suicide by Cobra? Nope. Police called and Shoot Him Instead
- Forced fitness regime infuriates fat cops
- My Computer is Dying...Pass the Spinach?
- Armageddon Approaching?
- Man Presumed Dead Calls Daughter at Wake
- Man Tries to Sue Wife for 5-Day Sex Denial
- Terminator Becoming Reality? SkyNet Grant Given Out...
- Would you like to become a WORM?
- The Punishment for Riding Half-Naked
- XXL Bra Sparks Hunt for Heavy Crooks
- No Babysitter? Want to Party? Do you have a Trunk?
- A New Way to Make Money...is it Legal?
- cow killed by runaway ballon goes to court..
- Man Exhumes and Eats Grandson's Corpse
- Batman’ scales Buckingham
- Bring a Cow...Get a FREE Drink...
- Fire Burns down Fireproof Home.
- cow sex police
- Monster Is Now Fair Game
- Game Characters Pose for Playboy
- Ala. family joins the navy
- inmates get high on spiders
- Sounds Like an Idea for a TV Series...
- wandering cow causes $100,000 damage
- cup o pee
- Lesbian cow study udderly serious
- Woman defies doctors in bid for 42XXX breasts
- Dog Bites Off N.M. Man's Genitals
- Noisy Sex Session Awakens Entire Street
- test
- man compressed into diamond
- Romanians open Jedi Academy
- Indian Larry Dies!
- dead men do pay rent
- plastic magnets
- 115 Mph? You Must Be Joking
- Man Drives Home with Headless Friend
- Sexually Frustrated Chimp Takes Up Smoking
- Man sells vote on Ebay, gets himself arrested
- Paris Hilton follows Intel’s lead
- bitchin commode ,right outa the hitchikers guide
- a'rt du garbag'e
- 'Dumb-crook' caper swipes 50,000 beers
- dave blames bus driver
- squirrrel go boom
- Israeli army set to unveil stink bomb
- Cuban woman travels in air crate
- Man burnt porn magazine on plane
- dave mattews dukey bombed tour boat
- one freak in the scorpions nest
- olympic tutu diving
- when bees attack
- Munch's Iconic 'Scream' Stolen in Norway
- home alone
- House OKs weapons where alcohol is served
- Man waits 28 years for landline
- Judge Accused of Masturbating Resigns
- Badass Australian Cows
- Here's Something You Don't See Every Day
- madman in my front yard
- Comcast porn to be wild
- Garage gets rid of 'soft porn' ad
- Boys Arrested for Playing Basketball Nude
- Net porn good for you: official
- weed shrinks brain tumors
- ant supercolony covers 60 miles
- tourboat gets goldenshower {with chunks}
- womans skin bonds to couch
- for rent; one(1) nuclear disaster site/chernoble
- 'Ban over 60s going topless'
- Dutch lawmakers mull banning toe licking
- Man Trips Over Woman; Her Family Eats Him?
- almost sex parties
- Udder-tampering scandal hits Australian agricultural show
- Starbucks"NO mama lattes."
- talking gorilla asked for dentist
- what a load of bull
- 6 people beaten beyond dental recognition over X-box
- IT company gives workers free beer - wins award
- rick james has died
- animal on the road
- Mob Kills Seven Alleged Witches in Tanzania
- Cruise Passengers Told to Abandon Ship
- mans pants explode
- granny get your gun
- bat bites at breakfast
- cows crush commuter's car
- Deathstar found orbiting Saturn...
- Tuning in to squirrels
- mystery mutant mutt mingles in maryland
- RUSH axman family brawl, UPDATE
- locust plague africa,,,instead of florida
- skunkapes roam floridas outback
- Giant Lizards Loose In Florida
- pythons stalk florida
- woman dies from alligator attack
- Lost;1500 homing pigeons
- barracuda, bites the crap out of dude
- New 4th Gen iPod... For FREE?!?
- Bigger Breasts for Free: Join the Army
- germans drink to get drunk
- near death causes monkey to walk upright and grow mullet
- World's Smallest Cat Weighs Only Three Pounds
- inmates do beeruns
- kids find roaches in their lunch
- wifes mouth nailed shut
- teens hang on meathooks
- checkmate! bobby fischer arrested in tokyo
- big gay rosies big gay boat ride
- baboons prefer big red butts
- baboons nuts are falling off
- Star Trek flat: yours for $1m
- porta potty go boom
- Don't try to understand cows
- man arrested for ball shot
- 8,000 bloggers born every day
- Cheney's F-Word Quote Lives on T-Shirts and Thongs
- Man Dodges Suicide Pact with Bride
- killer smoothie, pineapple and antifreeze
- pelicans testing the asphalt barrier
- Child's weight linked to parents
- kitten rescued or cats hate water
- men eat tiger
- girls, snakes, an a cellphone
- Nepalis bare all to call for rain
- Pamplona Protesters Strip Down to Protest Bull Run
- Man Tries to Rob Bank ATM with Bulldozer
- Optical Camouflage
- dog stretching
- Woman recycling Co
- sinkhole kills giraffe/ostrich
- britian VS childsmacking
- tyson VS cake
- Fugitive caught by herd of cows
- Man in tights and diaper gets probation
- Woman Reportedly Puts Ice in Maid's Bra
- yellow'snow art goes up in smoke
- Holly Walls!!
- nympho nasal spray,,drives rats mad
- darwin strikes again
- Fish Tails...
- Australia Cigarette Packs to Show Graphic Photos
- elevator to space
- geo bush charged solicitation
- live corpse flower cam
- gypsies sue IBM in switzerland
- crippled inmates runaway
- Man beats horse in race...
- burt rutan Kicks open the door to "Spacetravel"
- FL's manawieler or rottatee
- hairy european woman
- surf boad/computor
- Juneteenth REALLY is a holiday!!
- German Dogs Get Their Own Lederhosen
- ultimate SUV; HUMMER - III
- bloodthirsty horse
- Woman Bites Off Part of Boyfriend's Tongue
- granny goes squirrel hunting
- new stun guns
- Blow Drying Excuse Fails to Save Speeding Driver
- A Really Scary Thought!
- man wins horse race
- isn't she a little,, young?
- zeppelins are flying again!
- Foodfight!!!!!!!!
- man dives into grand canyon, from helicopter, on purpose
- alcohol an mice
- Italian village launches love car park
- Owner Selling Chicken Ranch Brothel In Nevada
- Ray of sunshine lost
- devil save teens life
- Peter Garrett for parliament
- dueling dumbasses
- Venezuelan's paying 14 cents a gallon
- Regular sex helps students
- Mom means business!
- attack with a deadly chalupa
- kids rushing to passout,near death experience causes rush