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    Drunk clown nabbed after crash

    VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - A Vancouver-area man has learned that if driving erratically in a clown suit is not enough to signal intoxication, then crashing into a police car certainly is.

    A police officer in suburban West Vancouver was searching for suspects involved in a reported fight early on Sunday when he spotted a man, later found to be wearing a brightly colored clown costume, driving at him on the wrong side of the road.

    The officer stopped his own car and turned on its emergency lights to warn the other driver, who nonetheless crashed head-on into the cruiser at 20-30 km per hour (12-19 mph).

    There were no injuries.

    A 29-year-old man is facing charges including impaired driving. He "will have some explaining to do in court," police said in a statement.

    (Reporting by Allan Dowd; editing by Rob Wilson)
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    Haha. That guy is going to be ribbed the rest of his life for dressing up like a clown and getting arrested. I dressed like clown once but I was like 3 and it was my mom's idea of a stupid Halloween costume.

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    Man, what was he thinking? That's just the setup for a ton of bad jokes. He will not be able to live that one down. And driving and drinking is so dangerous!

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    What a clown!

    Bad joke I know...

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