Thread: You might be a Redneck....

I wanna have a jokes thread going so hear we are .......lets hear your "You might be a Redneck" lines.


If N'sync is where u think ur dishes are.....u might be a Redneck.

What the bleep do you mean? Might be a redneck, hell i am a red neck.
If when you open the freezer, you see eyeballs looking back from your hunting trip, you just might be a redneck.
If you are target shooting in the back yard, and you start explaining the killzone using the family cat as a refference, while the cat is crossing your point of aim.
You might be a redneck.

AHHHH Lmao.......Hunter thats great!

I just got done watching the Blue Collar Comedy Tour w/ Jeff Foxworthy, Bill Engvell, Larry the Cable Guy and Ron White, I have never laughed so hard in my life . It's great ,, catch it if you can.


If your momma can tell a State Highway patrolman to kiss her A** without removing the Marlboro from her lips.......you might be a Redneck.


(Ambers life) I used to live in a town of MAYBE 50 ppl , one day my husband and a friend were trying to remove (by welding) the cab of a truck when it caught on fire. There was no danger to anyone or anything we were just sitting making sure it stayed contained etc. when 7 Police Officers 2 Fire trucks and a State Cop all rammed into our drive. When they asked what was happening I (the sober one ) walked over from the kids' pool w/ my butt naked 1 yr old in my arms and said ..........ummm they caught the cab on fire , it's ok.


Dum dee dumm......I think I also qualify for the Redneck status.

If your underwear doubles as your swimsuit.
You might be a redneck.
Now dammit no finger pointing here.

If you are at a dance, and someone yells, Hoe down, and your wife hits the floor.
You might be a redneck.

Redneck Jedi

You might be a Redneck Jedi if.....
* You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
* You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Bud Light.
* At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
* You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
* You have ever had a land-speeder up on blocks in your yard.
* The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
* Wookies are offended by your B.O.
* You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
* Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the dark
side...it'll be a hoot."
* You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your
land-speeder.
* You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
* You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get
in through the window.
* You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
* You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with redwood
deck.
* You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina
scene.
* You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you
didn't have to wait for a commercial.
* You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
* Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt
had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
* If you hear . . . "Luke, I am your father and your uncle."

If your family tree doesnt fork you might be a redneck.

Redneck Jedi *laughs uncontrollably*



If you have more than one singing fish in your home , you might be a redneck.

PPPPPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT @ feenies-wife.

Look whos talking (this from the gal who did not want a burning pile in her yard but her ol man tells her its a MUST-HAVE for that city) LOL



If you jump into your car through the windows (simply because it makes you look cool) you might be a Redneck.

If youve ever used a bar stool as a walker...you might be a Redneck


If you use your 62 International Harvester for a trash can...you might be a Redneck.

If your mother would rather steal your clothes pins off your line because shes too cheap to buy her own...you might be a Redneck


If your brother in law comes up to your place just to try the different beer you drink ...you might be a Redneck
( He came up from Florida to Illinois just for beer)

These are also parts from the life of lil_amb.