The UTC story

[Carrie]

*feenies-wife was so happy to be back that she began to run around the pasture shaking her udders screaming "IM HOME IM HOME".*



NOTE: I forgot to tell you the rules of this thread so here they are......................For all of you new to the UTC story heres how it works. someone starts the story ( that would be me) then you ( meaning you) keep the story going........

[oda]

Wow, your really excited, probably more than the rest of us. A proud member of UTC :D .

[Asterix]

Asterix is back in the pasture to and is shouting like hell....

But noone seems to understand him coz he is so happy that he is using his mother tongue :D

[alegar001]

alegar awakes from what he thinks as a bad dream and looks up at the sky, so much the same but seemingly differant, just then a holf lands right in the center of his face as a dance uddershake twerls by. alegar thinks to him self "Yep it was all a bad dream", as lays there rubing his face.... :D :D :D

[Yoda]

Yoda is still looking at the chick thread

[Raztro]

Raztro returns to the pasture to find all his friends. Heyyyyyy everyone! Good to see you again! No place like home, eh? :D

[PuNkPrInCeSs]

*Rums Over to Fw*

were Home!!!!!



*Dances Around the Pasture*

[LdYLaFFs]

"Moooooooo_oooou"

(((( :) ))))

[JamesF1]

Woooooooooooo, weeeeeereeeee hoooommmeeeee!

Yaaaaaaaaaayness :D

[Wobbel]

I was on my bike this morning,on my way to work,whan i passed a field,i just took a short stop to smoke a last cigaret,not allowed at my work.
It was a bit hazy ,6am,i saw a few cows in that field,and you know what.... the word had spread allready UTC=back online they moooed,mind you,this is in Holland!
I thought ******* i've gotta work 8 hours before i can get onto the net and check the new site,but now,here i am,and more important,here you are!!
Don't know how those cows found out though.....

;)

[Raztro]

I saw you speed by Wobbel. We were waiting for you. Welcome home!:D

[Kernel]

I'm new so hey!:cool:

[oda]

I used to be register to UTC, just with a different name. I had a dream that UTC was coming back, so when I woke up, I checked the site, and it's back!

[Carrie]

For all of you new to the UTC story heres how it works. someone starts the story ( that would be me) then you ( meaning you) keep the story going........
its a never ending story hehehehe...now back to the regularly scheduled story..........................

[Carrie]

*feenies-wife looks looks around the pasture, takes in a big, deep breath, and yells "HEY WERE THE HECK IS MY SHOE"???*

[LdYLaFFs]

/me out in the far off pasture slipping on FW's shoes.. er, "cowpies out here.."

[kittykat]

*kitty wakes from her catnap and stumbles out into the sunshine. But alas finds her favorite sunning spot is now blocked my a huge shadow of a near by sign. Kitty gingerly walks over to the absolutley huge and overwhemling sign and reads:

WELCOME HOME COWS! THE PASTURE IS NOW OPEN!!!

Kitty brakes out into a jig and jumps for joy! Then notices the fine print at the bottom of the sign so she shinnies up the pole to have a closer peek........

UTC IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACCIDENTS OR LOSS THAT OCCUR WHILE YOU ARE CHEWING YOUR CUD IN THE PASTURE....SUCH AS LOST SHOES, SOILS OCCURED BY MYSTERIOUSLY APPEARING COW PATTIES, OR IF YOU LOSE AN EYE BY A NEAR BY SHAKING UDDER, ETC.

Kitty scratches her head with a puzzled look on her face and ventures in and see's Feenies-wife running around, udders a swingen and screaming something about her shoe????? Kitty slips on her Super Kitty Safety Glasses and wonders over to see...............

[LdYLaFFs]

*LdYLaFFs content w/ her hooves protected.. catches a glimmer of sun reflecting off.....of Kitty's cool Ray Ban's. Moooo... She saunders over to have a closer look.

[alegar001]

alegar breaks out the old, smelly trout; bent on getting some payback for getting his face getting stepped on, he quickly makes a mental note that it was a pink shoe and heads off to find the perpretrator.

[Carrie]

* feenies-wife looks around sees no one is looking and trots off to find kitty. along the way she notices an awful smell emanating from under a tree on the left side of the pasture. wondering toward the tree she realizes its an old rotting turnip and a open jar of pharmaceutical grade clamato............*

[kittykat]

Kitty now content being back in the pasture wanders over to to see a puzzled feenies-wife standing over something that smells really really bad. Kitty says to feenies-wife (while holding her nose) "WHEW!!! Whats that smell and isn't that your shoe stuck in that can?!?!"

[Carrie]

* feenies-wife smacks Kitty in the head with an udder and says " I don't wear ruby red slippers and those safety glasses look udderly ridiculous!!!!"

[philgorp]

philgorp notices an odor too stomps his hoove, snorts , and flicks his tail toward japan

[kittykat]

Kitty rubs her new owie whilst giving feenies-wife a dirty look. She leans over and picks up the stinky ruby slipper,chucks it a feenies-wife but misses and the stinky slipper goes flying by and bops a strange looking cow in a cape in the head! It turns out to be ROADBLOCK!!!!

Kitty looks at feenies-wife, then to Roadblock and says "She did it!!!" *L*

[PuNkPrInCeSs]

*Looks around the pasture to see where everyone is*

looks like they left me here..again..


*skips off in search of the other cows*

[Carrie]

* feenies-wife and kitty are taking a talking to buy RB when up strolls Punk princess. RB notices that we are distrated by the fellow cow, grabs the ruby red slipper and tiptoes away chuckleing and wispering..."they never saw it coming"...*

[PuNkPrInCeSs]

*shakes head*

i hope this weirdness isnt contagious


*goes off in search of someone else*

[berks]

berks walks up to FW and tells her that he saw fister chewing on it down by the barn...

[Guitar4life]

*runs up to Steph*

im someone else!!

[PuNkPrInCeSs]

Eeep! Scott!

i thought everyone dissapeared. Good to see ya!

*hugz* u can help me find everyone else then

[Nilly_Chipples]

lil_amb sees all these very weird cows and has a flashback.........Feenies-Wife and her family REALLY shouldn't be allowed to recreate.

But hey Feenies-Wife none of us have feet! lil_amb does the Happy Dance ......"go shorty go shorty"

[Carrie]

how lucky are you Amb?

*feenies-wife joins lil_amb in her little happy dance.*

[MuDsHaNeY]

**BeGiNs To StOmP**

[Carrie]

*feenies-wife is enjoying her happy little self whe she notices MuDsHaNeY begin to stomp. As his tempo increases hers begins to decrease. Mesmerized , she begins to stomp along with MuDsHaNeY. "w00h00 this is fun she yells and really begins to get into it*

[MuDsHaNeY]

YAy **Dj GReMLiNg iNcREaSeS THe TeMpo EvEn MoRe**
**BeGiNs tO StOMp HarDeR**

[Nilly_Chipples]

lil_amb grabs a nearby trashcan and starts kickin it for another addon to this beat......yippy, lets all boogie

[alegar001]

/me steps out of The Barn and begins to watch the part unfold, soon becomes mezmorized by mudshaneys avatar....

[Yoda]

/me sits around a promotes his site :D

[Carrie]

*feenies-wife stomps over to yoda and says, "if you are going to hang out here and promote your site the least you can do is stomp around with us"!!!:)*

[Yoda]

** Does the happy dance

[SaLTy]

/me just stares at disbelief this thread reply is being advertised on other threads :o

[Carrie]

feenies-wife starts to chant "go yoda, go yoda" . so into the stomping happy dance she doesn't notice the indentation forming under her feet. "

[multi]

after what seemed like an eternity i climb out of this gigantic hole...brush the dirt from my hide..with my long slender tail..
wiggle my ears a little..whats that sound..
far of in the distance..
i notice all these happy dancing cows ...and Moooove along to see what all the action is..
whoa! PARTY !..
i get so exited my shift key has SpAzMoDiC AtTaCkS...and runs around givin everyone big *HUGZ*
:hug:

[Princess623]

*peeks her head around a tree and stares longingly at the cows dancing and having fun*

The little cow sighs and says to herself, "I remember such fun times...
Her eyes glaze over and she stares in awe at the scene before her, wishing to be a part of the heard again. She decides to take action. She writes a heartfelt and pleading letter to the head of the cows and begs for another chance to behave.

She waits by her moo box and checks it everyday. One day she, receives a very odorifous, yet pleasant smelling letter....Return address: Rastagard....UTC!!!

She gets nervous but decides that she must open it...She takes a deep breath and then slit the envelope open with her hoof. She jumps up in the air and dances around...

YIPPIE....I CAN GO BACK

She dances off in the direction of the party, dying to see some of her old friends...

[MuDsHaNeY]

Yay WeLcoMe BacK!
**HuGGLeS**

[Carrie]

Feenies-wife trotts over and gives princess623 and gives her a big hug and a big welcome back!!

[LdYLaFFs]

*wanders the fields and thinks... "hmm, cows can play 'tip the cow 2' "moowahhhaha.."

[rastagard]

***rasta looks over the pasture and sees all the lady cows, ummm hmmmm, this is the place fer me****

[LdYLaFFs]

/me sees Rasta **drooling** for his kandi of choice!!! :laugh:


*luv 'em emoticons.. Nice!!

[Carrie]

*feenies-wife runs over to Rasta to tll him hello. Hitting a big "mud shaney puddle" she begins to slide, out of controll twards Rasts................*

[rastagard]

***rasta looks up just in time to see FW hurtling towards him, udders first as she slams into him knocking him to the ground. All rasta sees is a face full of udders. (Mr. Feenie is a VERY,VERY lucky guy!!!) FW slowly rises to her feet, appologizes to rasta, who is only able to smile stupidly. His smile turns to major embaressment as he realizes he is now sporting a bit of a "pirate". FW offers to help him up but rasta politely declines as FW merrily skips away....... ***



meanwhile, at the BaRn....... (http://www.unitethecows.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=8396#post8396)

[MuDsHaNeY]

i SeE hEs aLL SeT Up....
**CLiMbs To ThE tOp oF ThE TuRnBuCKLe aNd JuMps oFF... ExEcuTinG a PeRfEct ELboW DroP oNto UnKiE RaStA**

ThAS aLL FoLKs! **RuNs**

[LdYLaFFs]

/me innocently wandering about..
Mudshaney in his haste doesn't see LdY and trips...*SPlaT on his hiney*

[Nilly_Chipples]

lil_amb is awakend from her 4 week nap by the sounds of MuD laffin his bum off***

[Carrie]

*feenies-wife hears all the laughter, and runs back to see whats so funny (hey I like to laugh) And sees Mud sitting in the mud laughing......*

[rastagard]

***ewww, that coulda hurt, good thin it was only sHaNeY jumpin off that turnbuckle, ya jumps like a gurl there sHaNeY. I like the happy face sticker on yer head FW........***

[Nilly_Chipples]

@@@ WoW what a pretty sticker......LiCk! ick pew yush FW you tastin like manure.:dead:

[Carrie]

*feenies-wife looks at amb with a really confused, shocked look on her face and says" how in the h3ll do you know what manure tastes like, and what in the h3LL would ever possess you to lick me"?????*

[Nilly_Chipples]

lil_amb starts cracking up unable to stop before peeing all over FW's leg......HMMMPHHH I liked the sticker not you* lil_amb then trotts off to where she may be accepted _*_*_*_*

[Nilly_Chipples]

oooooh yes unite......lil_amb repeats "another leg, and he didnt mind before"

[Carrie]

* before lil_amb can get to Unite a big black shadow is seen in the sky, freezing lil_amb in her tracks. A loud ground shaking thud is heard and then in a loud ear rattling voice "never fear RB is here"....*

[Princess623]

Princess623, still gasping for breath from FW's TIGHT SQUEEZE and stunned by the feel of utters against her tummy, trots over to see MuD sitting up to his hips in mud..
Princess623 trots over to FW who is staring up dumbfounded at what seems to be a flying cow with a cape...

It's a bird, it's a plane...no...it's ROADBLOCK!!!

[rastagard]

***rasta accidentally bumps LdYLaFFs, knocking her into the mud with FW,Princess and MuDsHaNeY. lil_amb sees this and body tackles rasta into the mud pit. a mondo mudwrestling match ensues until sHaNeY loses his BINKIE and everyone has ta stop and look fer it........***

[Carrie]

*feenies-wife digs through the mud looking for shaneys binki. two feet down, she sees something glowing, "I found it!" she screams and begins digging furiously, But to everyones surprise it wasn't shaneys binki, it was................*

[LdYLaFFs]

it was......FW's 'under the hood udder bolder holder'!!! uhh...Wht'cha been doing to loose your 'udder bolder holder' here FW??? FW blushes and quickly hides it. Shaney suckin' furiously on his thumb as everyone frantically searches for his binkie.....'cause we all know what happens when Shaney is without his binkie!!!!!!!

[Nilly_Chipples]

MuD is very distessed now with not having this binki.....UNTIL FW smacks Rasta upside the head. ' give it back ya meanie ' she states........All of the beautiful ladies cows surround MuD in giving him the one thing he always wants.....NO not 8 sets of udders all swooshing around his boday but his Binki ....

[rastagard]

***rasta on the other hand, would prefer the 8 sets swooshing around him...........***

[MuDsHaNeY]

**PreSSeS tHe buTTon ThAt MaKes hiS DuMMy FLasH**
**GiGGLes**

[Nilly_Chipples]

* lil_amb is mesmerized by all the flashing until........*

[philgorp]

philgorp walks barefoot across her freshly cleaned carpet :rolleyes:

[philgorp]

remembering the manure, check his toes,,,,,u-oh

[Shades Coolray]

Then Shades shows up in an Abrams M1 tank and wrecks the party.

[Carrie]

* seeing philgorp checking his toes, she looks to see if lil_amb has noticed. lil_amb catching a glimps of philgorp looking aat his foot her head begins to flinch. Feenies-wife grabs Muds Binki and makes it flash again. Holding it out in front of lil_amb she begins to swing it around in a circle untill she has her un-divided attention. she wispers to lil_amb *forget about philgorp and Uncy Rasta said you can have muds binki*................

[Shades Coolray]

*Seeing how no one has noticed his Abrams M1 tank has knocked the wall down, Shades goes to the refridgerator and steals all the Vanilla Pepsi.*

[MuDsHaNeY]

gRRRrRrR.... uR uSinG thE BiNkiE FoR eViL!!!!!
**BiTes FW**

*StiCks a SmiLeY FaCe STiCker To ShaDeS TaNK*

[rastagard]

*** notes using binkies for evil is wrong.......(hmmm, did not know that)

sticks leg out tripping the fleein Shades, asks FW to put the vanilla pepsi back in the fridge and bring me a coconut sody pop while yer in there, hun.


her icy cold stare indicates the probability of that happening is not very good..........***

[Shades Coolray]

*gets up from being tripped and goes over and slaps a dragon optical sticker over the smiley sticker on his tank, there now it's macho again.

Shades gets in his tank and goes to the gym.*

[MuDsHaNeY]

>_< sMilEy fAces aRe sO mAnLY!!!!

[Carrie]

*Feenies-wife walks to the fridge and replaces the vanillia pepsi, and grabs a coconut soda for Rasts, Mumbleing some pretty nasty things under her breath she get hit with and idea.....as she walks back to the pasture soda in had she begins to swing her arms. a little at fist and then fast, till the soda feels like it going to explode. she walks up to rasts and smiles and says oh so sweetly" here ya go unky rasta, an Ice cold Soda for ya" :P *

[Princess623]

/me looks at unky rasta and then at FW and then back to unky rasta

Princess slowly takes a step back away from Rasta...*she is wearing a very new, very cute lil' top and jeans and does NOT want them icky sticky ewwwy gooy...*

Princess walks over to MuD with her smiley face stamp and stamps a big Green Smiley face on MuD's forehead.../me grins and pats him on the head

/me hears a big explosion and turns around in time to see foamy white stuff spraying from the spot where FW and Rasta were standing....

[Nilly_Chipples]

lil_amb just stands there watching this udder minded silliness unfold between Rasta and FW.....warning FW that her day will come

[rastagard]

Originally posted by lil_amb
lil_amb just stands there watching this udder minded silliness unfold between Rasta and FW.....warning FW that her day will come


***indeed***

[MuDsHaNeY]

**HiDes BeHinD PriNceSS**

iNcoMinG SoDy!!!!!

[LdYLaFFs]

*sees the commotion and thinks
"PARTY !!!!!!!"
:dance: :rockband: :dance:

[taddzilla]

Uses tail to wipe sody suds off of back and laughs at rasta...........:laugh:

[PuNkPrInCeSs]

*walks around realizing she's missing the party..*

hmmm

*pokes shaney n runs back in hiding*

[Princess623]

*wipes sody off her face and grabs a towel to dry her hair*

/me wipes the smiley face stamp off of MuD's face and sticks out her tongue!
MuD you should be protecting me! lol....oh well, I like being covered coconut sody pop. makes me go "nutty" hehehe...

/me bounces all over the pasture and puts smiley face stamps on everyone's head

[Carrie]

* feenies-wife make mental note---Coconut soda shaken up is way messier than originally thought.....coconut sodas for everyone! Feenies-wife runs for the fridge and begins shaking up every can she can find, setting them in a basket to pass out to all the herd*

[rastagard]

***rasta plots***

[Nilly_Chipples]

lil_amb knows not to take this sody so instead shes grabs feenies-wife and *spins her partner round and round*

[philgorp]

shake them udders:P

[Roadblock]

*After days and days of painful listlessness, the Dark Knight Adminstrator begins to feel the life returning to his limbs. As he exits Roadblock Manor and enters the Roadblock Cave for the first time in months, he goes over to the Roadblock Computer, and methodically begins punching keys. He smiles as he ponders his next move. He thinks to himself, "ya know, a cocanut sody pop would go down mighty smooth right now................"

[philgorp]

or one a those hospital issue banana flavored popcicles

[Carrie]

*feenies-wife breaks free of lil_amb and runs over to philgorp and snatches the hospital issued banana flavored popcicles and smacks him in the head with it. then runs over to the basket of soda, and begins to hand them to every cow with in reach. "we have to be ready now! RB will be here any second shake them sodas like you have never shaken a soda before."

[MuDsHaNeY]

oR oNe oF ThoSe.. HoSpiTaL iSSuE... GoWNs....
**PuTs oN tHE GoWn aND RuNS aRouNd**

[rastagard]

***rasta covers his eyes as sHaNeYs heinie is stickin out all over the place, ewwww zits...............sumbuddy slap a smilie face over that thing***

[Princess623]

Princess runs up behind ShaNeY and stamps a big green smiley face right over his "heinie" *runs away giggling*

Princess shivers as a shadow falls over top the pasture. She looks up to see what it could be and it's none other than....

[Nilly_Chipples]

* lil_amb finds herself a nice tree to take a nap behind ..... too much excitement over in here******

[Princess623]

Princess looks around and notices that the ground is getting further and further away. she looks up to see unite carrying her far away (the mental picture of a flying cow carrying another one is quite humorous) "where are we going?" she asks. Unite just giggles and keeps flying up, up, and away.

Princess wonders if anyone will miss her in the pasture and come looking for her....

[Roadblock]

Roadblock comes cruising down the road in his Roadblockmobile, when he sees lil_amb laying behind a tree. "Aha! Evil afoot no doubt." He slams on the brakes, jumps out of the Roadblockmobile, and runs up to the tree. Just as he is about to check the lil_amb's pulse, he sees Unite running away, with Princess up in his arms. He says to himself, "Am I dreaming, or have I just stepped in to a fairy tale?"

[Princess623]

Princess notices a cow in a black cape in the blur of trees and flowers going by. She knows this much be the much anticipated return of Roadblock and yells to him to stop Unite so she can find out where she's going. Unfortunately, Unite is too quick and she is already too far by for Roadblock to hear...she sighs....maybe I'll find out some time

Carrie

[Nilly_Chipples]

**** wakes up from all the disturbances going on..... sees RB near and runs and hides.......I dont wanna be in trouble for sleepin on the job*********

[Carrie]

*feenies-wife runs in the direction of the RBmobile and just as she starts to open the door she notices 2 cows jumping over the moon. the one looked an awful lot like Unite. feenies-wife, being side track gets swept away by Mud who is running around with his nekid behind. Mud is enjoying the streaking so much he doesnt see the tree in front of him. THUMP Mud and FW fall to the ground. FW tring desperatly to remove the gown which is now over her head...............*

[Nilly_Chipples]

*** lil_amb stumbles upon MuD and FW squishing around in the muddy pasture when WOOPS philgorp steals that gown to go along with his popsicle. Meanwhile everyone including unite and princess can see MuDs bootie***********

[Princess623]

Princess spots MuD's bottom from her spot over the moon and laughs so hard she almost wiggles from Unite grasp. Not wanting to fall all the way to the pasture she quickly grabs back ahold of him and points out MuD's bare bum to him. Princess and Unite share a hearty laugh and continue their journey over the moon. Princess wonders to herself when they will return to the pasture, she is getting my thristy for some coconut sody pop and she wants to try on one of those hospital issued gowns...looks comfy.

[Nilly_Chipples]

****lil_amb turns into the farmer carrying the pumpkin..... now everyone must sign it ****

[rastagard]

Originally posted by lil_amb
****lil_amb turns into the farmer carrying the pumpkin..... now everyone must sign it ****


***wif pleasure.....***

[Nilly_Chipples]

**** woooo what pretty writing you have there Rasta***

[taddzilla]

Signing in...................

[multi]

/me rolls around in the grass laughing his ass off..
"hey this stuffs pretty good.."

[Nilly_Chipples]

**** lil_amb picks multi up and offers him a mt. dew rather than the coconut sody ****

[taddzilla]

Lil how about hoofing a dew over here? I'm heading for the feed trough for a little lunch.....

[Princess623]

Princess looks down and sees her feet safe on the ground...She sighs as she looks up to see Unite flying into the dark night sky. Wonder what that was all about?? oh well...

Princess dances off to see what's going on in the pasture and finds everyone gathered around lil_amb with a pens saying "me next me next"

I weasle my way through the crowd and find her holding a pumpkin with everyone's name on it. I grab a pen from rasta and quickly write my name on the stem of the pumpkin...

Feeling good about myself, I walk over to see what MuD is doing...sucking on his Binki...no surprise there!

Princess decides to wander about and see what kind of mischief she can get into...as she strolling through the pasture, she hears a weird noise in the bushes. She goes over to investigate and finds...

[Nilly_Chipples]

****lil_amb hurls the dew over to tadzilla still over at the trough, then sees princess approaching and grabs her asking how her trip was, before she starts to stroll towards the bushes. And then POW!********

[Princess623]

Princess looks at the bush suspiciously. She starts to approach it but feels someone grab her. She nearly jumps out of her clothes spinning around to see lil_amb. "Gosh girl, don't scare me like that!!!" Lil-Amb and princess talk about princess' trip over the moon, when all of a sudden something jumps out of the bushes and tackles them. Startled they fall to the ground. The girls look up and in unison scream "OMG! It's......"

[taddzilla]

aaaaahhhhh nice and full from lunch and washed it down with an ice cold dew. Lots of noise coming from over by the bushes, so I slowly stroll over to see what all the noise is about............

[Carrie]

*just then FW jumps from the bushes, double fisting the coconut sody pops. she flips of the lids hitting lil_amb and princess with the over shaken sody. Laughing like a wild woman feenies-wife runs for the recycling bin and drops the now empty evidence in the box. she knows she has to find a good place to hide before lil_amb gets over the shock....................*

[Nilly_Chipples]

*****of now being covered in the sody. lil_amb spots tadzilla looking over yonder past the trash can when all of a sudden princess yells at unite ,,,,, Feenies-wife has used the wrong can GRAB HER!**************

[taddzilla]

******* I notice a trash can with udders and legs coming out of the bottom, and hear this laughter coming from it. "GRAB HER" carries across the pasture. I grab the handles on the ground and yell "GOT HER!!!!!".....................

[Nilly_Chipples]

*****lil_amb starts to crack up knowing that Feenies-wife had the right can she just wantedto see her be trompled...... i walk over to her a say ' see i told you that youd get yours'****

[philgorp]

meanwhile thru all the ruckus, nobody noticed philgorp secretly firing up a grill out behind the barn :eek:

[Nilly_Chipples]

****lil_amb jumps on philgorps back....whatchya makin? OOOPS now you have ink all over you*******

[philgorp]

taste like 'chikin':dontknow:

[Carrie]

*FW pulled out the old handy dandy spork that she carries around in her pocket from way back when and unwrapped it from the left handed napkin and began digging. after about 2 feet down she began digging to the right and after 4 ft she dug up. carfully she lifted her head outta the soggy ground and takes a look around. a mear 4 ft away she sees taddzilla sitting on top of the trash can that used to contain her. This will be loads of fun she tought and she climbs outta the hole.
she walks right up to taddzilla and says in her most innosent voice," whats in the can?":squint: .....*

[MuDsHaNeY]

:frown: i LeaVE ThE ThReAD For OnE Dai?! anD THEn aLL oF a SuDDen iM nEkId.... YeW kIds... **shakes fist**

[taddzilla]

Failing to turn around I say "I have caught the notorius sody pop sprayin, ruckus causing, FW" I turn to facel my unknown inquisitor, and my eyes pop out from under my horns as I tumble of the can and crash to the ground. I yell "she's out, she's out" :eek:

[rastagard]

***rasta hands MuD a fig leaf***

[Carrie]

*feenies-wife steals fig leaf before mud can grab it*

[Cassavus]

Cass slowly walks into the pasture and asks, "what's going on, and why is Mud nekid?"

[rastagard]

***sensing sHaNeYs embarresment, rasta strips off his shirt and tosses it to sHaNeY. Realizes every one is staring at his bare chest, wassa matter, ya never seen a farmer's tan before?***

[Nilly_Chipples]

Oh my GOD I'm blind I'm blind yells lil_amb from across the pasture******

[Cassavus]

throws rasta a tub of sunless tanning lotion.

[Carrie]

*feenies-wife covers her eyes and swears that she will be a good little cow if unky Rasta will put his shirt back on, never to remove it in the public pasture again. She then points him in the direction of the barn and says "thats where the half neky people are"

[alegar001]

*lead by the bightness of rastas untanned chest alegar finally finds his way back to the pasture*



*mutering to himself something about taking a wrong turn at alberkerky*

[Cassavus]

*begins to shake a can of black spray paint.

[Princess623]

Princess recovers from the site of Rasta's bare chest. She sniffs the air. "what's that?? is that....*sniff sniff* bar-b-q????" Princess follows her nose ( and really hungry tummy ) around the corner where she spots philgorp with the grill up and running. Her mouth waters as she stares longingly at the bar-b-q chicken pieces on the grill. She puts on her sweetest smile and asks philgorp "can I have one....please???" He agrees and gives her a chicken leg...Princess eats it quickly before the others see it...she strolls out from around the corner waving goodby to philgorp and wiping bbq sauce from her lips...

[Nilly_Chipples]

*****just then lil_amb stumbles upon Princess. Whats that on your lips? Being the curious cow she hints the smell of bbQ.............lil_ambs eyes get as big as apples!!!!!!!!~~~~~!!!!!! OH NO theyve bbQ'd Rasta she screams!******

[rastagard]

***uh,oh. hopes I'm delicious........***

[Princess623]

Princess giggles, lips her lips, and rubs her tummy....

YUMMY, YUMMY, YUMMY!!! Best tasting thing I've had in a long time...

Princess snickers and leaves lil_amb with her mouth hung all the way open...

Princess goes looking for some trouble to get into...she spots Rasta over in the corner and wiggles up next to him....

[philgorp]

philgorp decides to break out the the baby back manatee ribs an osprey wings :blaster:

[Nilly_Chipples]

*****lil_amb walks over to the grill where she sees that it is only chicken legs that philgorp has going and is assured that Rasta is fine......but then again lil_amb remembers all the boy cows in the herd callin Rasta "chicken legs"!!!!!!******

[taddzilla]

****Looks down and sighs...........legs still attached. Stomach grumbling again sees lil_amb by the grill and heads over.......

[Nilly_Chipples]

**** philgorp is da BOMB at this cooking legs things says lil_amb while passing one over to tadzilla*****

[Carrie]

*feenies-Wife stands waiting to see what Cassavus is going to do with that paint*

[taddzilla]

Thanks Lil_amb for the leg thing, and thinks this looks nothin' like a "rasta" leg.............looks over at FW and can see her standing around like she is waiting for a bus..........

[Shades Coolray]

*Then Shades plows through a nearby intersection with his tank and takes out the bus FW was waiting for.*

*Bus driver crawls out of wreckage and yells "stupid California driver!!*

[Nilly_Chipples]

***lil_amb asks feenies-wife if shed like a leg, then no sooner than she asks she dozes off to sleep*****

[Cassavus]

**Stands completely still for a few moments. Then all of the sudden takes off in a dead sprint towards rasta and princess!**

[Princess623]

Princess notices cassavus running towards her and rasta like a mad man...she looks around trying to see why he would be running like he is. She turns around just in time to see Cassavus raise a bucket of bright pink paint. She ducks just as the paint flies over her. She hears a very disgruntled moan and turns around to see....

[Cassavus]

*Poor rasta covered in bright pink paint. Cassavus then whips out his can of black spray paint, and sprays 'C Was Here' rastas chest!*

[Princess623]

Princess giggles and finger paints "Touched by a Princess" on Rasta's tummy...

Princess walks off still giggling....

[rastagard]

***rasta quite enjoyed being touched by a princess........


Looks over at shades and warns him, FW is gonna take away the keys ta yer tank if ya keep this up.


Grabs a leg(?) and walks around hugging all the ladies covering them in paint.


Is sHaNeY still nekid? (no hugs fer him......) ***

[Shades Coolray]

Originally posted by rastagard
Looks over at shades and warns him, FW is gonna take away the keys ta yer tank if ya keep this up.

I don't have the keys I hotwired it!:cool:

[Cassavus]

*Cass goes over towards the grill, where everyone else seems to be congregating and grabs himself a breast. Hey this is pretty good!*

[Carrie]

*FW sees Rasta giving out hugs and runs over to get hers. "I want a big pink hug too" ...................

[MuDsHaNeY]

**CoMes oUt oF tHE BushEs WiTh BoDy pAiNT oN... hEh.. They'LL nevEr knO**

[Carrie]

*Fw sees Mud climb from the bushes and starts to laugh. Pointing she yells "look Muds wearing glow in the dark body paint..... and he missed a spot!!!

[rastagard]

***rasta hands MuD an eye patch, put it ennywhere ya wants, m8y..... then turns and gives FW a big pink hug (with roving hands, of course)***

[Princess623]

Princess runs back over to rasta and gives him a big HUGE pink smearing hug...then she bounces back off in the direction of the swingset and starts to swing back and forth and back and forth and back and forth.....

[rastagard]

***rasta becomes hypnotized watching princess swing back and forth. (as FW whispers yer getting sleepy, veeeeery sleepy) Uh,oh. He's inna trance***

[Princess623]

Princess sees Rasta swaying back and forth and back and forth...she slows down the swing and goes over to him and wakes him up with a kiss on the cheek. Rasta snaps out of it, blushes all shades of red and says...

[rastagard]

***why are my dreads all tied up in knots????***

[Nilly_Chipples]

****just then lil_amb approaches the gang w/ ****

[Shades Coolray]

Originally posted by lil_amb
****just then lil_amb approaches the gang w/ ****

*Gang? Uh-oh! (Shades checks his colors) Okay, I'm gang neutral with beige on right?*

[rastagard]

Originally posted by Shades Coolray
*Gang? Uh-oh! (Shades checks his colors) Okay, I'm gang neutral with beige on right?*


Is that just plain beige, or desert camo??????

[Shades Coolray]

Actually I have both. Desert camo and I also have some plain beige pants.

[Nilly_Chipples]

********woooooooweeeeee yells lil_amb as she steals the tankfrom right under shades nose, you should have known this would happen she splurts!!!!!!******

[taddzilla]

*******Notices lil_amb start moving the tank, and much to my dismay she plows over my cooler full of cold ones. I yells at Shades "Get that private out of the the tank!!!!"..................

[Cassavus]

**Cass finishes his yummy chicken breast, then notices lil_amb trying to drive the tank. As she hit the cooler full of refreshments, a tear forms in Cassavus' eye. Cass quickly jumps behind the bushes, and changes into his desert camo, equips himself and runs after the stolen tank!**

[Nilly_Chipples]

***lil_amb feels a huge bump and looks behind her rig to see 40 cows in a straight up charge...... "crap what did I do?"*****

[Shades Coolray]

*Shades yells: "Hey while you're at it, can you take it through the car wash please, I haven't washed the tank in 5 weeks!"*:cool:

[Shades Coolray]

*Oh, and don't forget to vacuum out the inside, and get one of those air freshener thingies you hang on the rear-view mirror. I want the "new-tank" scented air freshener.*

[Cassavus]

**Cass quickly realizes that there is no way he is going to be able to catch amb on foot. So he quickly looks around for some wheel. Not long after, he spots a tractor sittin out in the field. Cass hops on and fires it up! 'Let's see what this baby can do!'**

[Princess623]

Princess jumps off her swing and onto her motorcycle. She zooms off in the direction of the cloud of dust caused by the stampeding cows. She picks up shades on the way. "Jump on, we'll get your tank back!!"

They ride off til they are close enough for princess to do a flying back somersault onto the tank (hey, a woman can dream can't she??) She quickly lowers herself into the tank. She looks around inside at all the goodies lil_amb has swiped on her rampage and yells back out to shades "I think I'll hang out in here for a while...tata!" She hi-fives amb and they cruise off into the sunset

[Shades Coolray]

*Oh well, now I have a motorcycle, and it won't take nearly as much gas as the tank did.*;)

[Nilly_Chipples]

***lil_amb yells at the guys ' I am not a cleaning type of cow ' , just then a princess drops in from no where. Well Hello I say to her , ready to party? Shades a' payin? Lets roll girly and off we go*****

[Shades Coolray]

*Uh paying? Oh shoot, I left my American Express in the tank!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!*:eek:

[Nilly_Chipples]

***** lil_amb chants we're on our way to Macy's thanks to Shades*****

[alegar001]

alegar walks out infront of oncoming tank while nawing on chicken leg fails to notice it plowing tword him.


*mmmmm good chicken

[Cassavus]

**Cassavus sees Shades up a head of him, and begins to slow down. ''You mind if I hitch a ride with you? This tractor isn't going to catch the tank.''**

[MuDsHaNeY]

SuDdENLy.....

**ShAnEy CoMes BoUnDiNG PasT EVErY1 RiDiNg a rastagard**

GiDDiE Up LiL RaStiE!!!!!

[rastagard]

***looks like rasta's got a monkey on his back.....***

[taddzilla]

I grab my video camera, and start taping...........(Thinks somebody is going to pay big $$$$ to see this)

[Carrie]

*FW tells taddzilla not to charge money but to make it a p2p exclusive*

[Shades Coolray]

Originally posted by Cassavus
**Cassavus sees Shades up a head of him, and begins to slow down. ''You mind if I hitch a ride with you? This tractor isn't going to catch the tank.''**

Sure, hop on.

[Princess623]

Princess looks at the new clothes she got from Macy's with shades' plastic...."ohhh this is outfit is PERFECT for the party tonight" Princess giggles and tries it on again!

[Cassavus]

**Climbs down from the tractor and quickly adjusts his weaponry and hops on the back of the motorcycle with shades. "Lets get 'em!"**

[multi]

*crawls under the spawn space and looks around for a few frags...and throws a couple of grens over in the general vicinity of the tractor...and ducks for cover..

[Cassavus]

*Cass notices a flying object coming twards the tractor. 'Oh No! Step on it Shades!!!!' Cass begins to fire his P90 in the general direction which the object had come from.*

[Shades Coolray]

*Ah, so he wants to fight dirty huh? Shades spins the motorcycle around and speeds towards multi. He stops suddenly in front of him, and slaps an 'I love RIAA' sticker to his forehead, and speeds off. All the others quickly take notice.*

[MuDsHaNeY]

:hammered: **HaNdS MuLTi Lots Of RiAA PLuR** :hit:

[multi]

/me rips sticker off.. and screams WHAT?..RIAA LOVERS!!!
:blaster:..and fills em both full off lead...

then boogies off toward some lady cows...
:dancer:

[Shades Coolray]

*I'M HIT!!!! I knew I went too far with that sticker! Oh well, back to the hospital for me (drags Cassavus with him to the emergency room.)*

[Princess623]

Princess puts on her new outfit and casually strolls out on to the pasture. She walks over to where some cows are all sitting around the pond drinking some sody pops. She smoothes her mini skirt and sits down next to one particularly nice looking cow. She winks at him...
He smiles and asks....

[Cassavus]

*Cassavus begins to think 'Hospital = Hot Nurses!'. Jumps up, and quickly throws Shades over his shoulder and runs towards the hospital!*

[rastagard]

***rasta senses a mini skirt somewhere in the pasture, picks a flower and sets out to investigate***

[Nilly_Chipples]

lil_amb gets flash backs of being left in a tank and running things over but for some reason cannot remember what the hell happened since then ******

[MuDsHaNeY]

** aSks THe NurSe For The Key To THe MEdiCiNE CaBiNEt....**

[Carrie]

*FW Rolls over in her hospital bed in time to see Shaney takin a shot in the hiney! OUCH! she thought "way to take one for the team MuD", she says just before falling back to sleep.*

[taddzilla]

***Walks over to Lil_amb and rewinds video tape. Flips open LCD screen and hits play...........

[Princess623]

Princess spots Rastagard strolling around the pasture. She notices that he seams to be looking for someone. She hops into step with him and starts asking him questions "what ya doing?" "who ya looking for?" "what ya gonna do with that flower?" "what kind of cologne are you wearing?"

[rastagard]

*** rasta has found the mini skirt :thumbsup: ***

[Cassavus]

*Finally arrives at the hospital, with Shades still dangling from his shoulder. 10 minutes go by and Cassavus and Shades come walking out of the hospital, all fixed up and glowing from head to toe!*

[Shades Coolray]

*Shades decides it's time to get his tank back (and fix his credit), so he puts on his camo and face paint and sneaks back to his tank. He starts it up and takes it back to his secret underground bunker, closes the giant hanger door, padlocks it, combination locks it, and welds the hanger door on one side.

Then he gets in his Toyota and proceeds to go to the credit office.*

[Nilly_Chipples]

****lil_amb awakes to see mini skirts being worn by all except Shades whom is cruising off in a toyota????*****

[Cassavus]

*Cass looks down, and sure enough a mini-skirt is upon him. He quickly runs off to fix this horrible mistake!*

[multi]

multi starts laughing and rolling aroung in the grass hystericly at the sight of his udders poking out from under his miniskirt...

[Cassavus]

*Returns in his normal attire, to find Multi rolling around laughing. Cass quickly points out that Multi is in a skirt too, and suggests a change of clothes.*

[taddzilla]

.............is sneeking off to the bushes to get off this skirt, and put the board shorts back on. Thinks boy Shades is gonna have one hell of a bill, as these are some designer skirts................

[Nilly_Chipples]

****lil_amb petitions unite for some sheets .......too many udders she mumbles to herself too many udders*****

[rastagard]

***somehow rasta finds himself wondering about getting into someones miniskirt alright***:devil:

[Shades Coolray]

*Shades shows back up in his Toyota after going to the credit office.*

"They must give discounts to army personnel because they wrote off my huge debt when they saw me dressed in camo and face paint. Although everyone was on the floor when I walked in, I guess they let their employees have nap-time there. I finally got the manager to help me, but he was all nervous and sweating for some reason. He even offered me a free bag of money just for coming in, but I humbly declined, and got a free cup of coffee instead."

[Princess623]

seeing Rasta's devilish horns coming out, princess quickly changes into a full length moomoo...(no pun intended) and wraps 12 sheets around herself...that should cool him off..

[rastagard]

***rasta picks Princess' mini up off the ground and tries it on. Does this make my ass look big?***

[Princess623]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cassavus]

*Cass refuses to provide an answer to rastas question.*

[Nilly_Chipples]

***lil_amb sputters ..... wrong color hun *****

[taddzilla]

Yells to rasta, it not the skirt that make your arse look big..........

[rastagard]

***~~ :mooner: ~~***

[Nilly_Chipples]

***Laughs until she's blue in the face , 'what is the deal with everyone wanting to be nekkie round here'***

[Cassavus]

*Cass says, 'Not me! I'd rather keep my clothes on around here.'*

[Shades Coolray]

Okay, that's it!

*Shades gets on the radio and calls an air-strike on Rasta.*

"Yeah, I need 2 bunker-busters, 5 tomahawks, as much napalm as you can find, and cluster bombs all around. I'm talkin' shock and awe, don't stop until cries like a little girl!"

[rastagard]

***before shades has a chance to finish barking out his orders, rasta sidles over to him and unleashes his secret weapon. :fart: ~coolray down, let's get a medic in here.....~***

[Nilly_Chipples]

*****lil_amb is a medic but is not on call.....shes walks off the other way LOL****

[Carrie]

*fw decides looks around and see the slu of nekid cows runnin around and says out loud "this is exactly why I don't have time to be fightin' off no stinkin' cold!"

She walks over to coolray and gives him a little friendly kick to the leg "get up ya fool its not...... OMG ......Rasta.....What .....crawled...... inside..... you ....and....died?????" Just then she passes out landing on the ground right next to coolray....

[Shades Coolray]

*Shades tries to regain consciousness*

*cough*Now I know where Saddam Hussein is hiding his biological weapons.*cough* passes out again*

[taddzilla]

*** Since I am not in close proximity to the deadly gas, I head to the barn and strap on the leaf blower, and fire it up. As I pass by princess, I hit the trigger and that moomoo starts to drift up.........:wow:

[Cassavus]

*Cass quickly staps on a gas mask. "It's getting way too dangerous around here!"*

[Princess623]

Princess pulls the sheets up with one hand to cover her nose and fights to keep everyone from seeing her princess panties while taddzilla goes by with the leaf blower!

[Cassavus]

*Cass tries to send a message via ESP to taddzilla telling him to go near princess.* :evil:

[Princess623]

:nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono: :nono:

tsk tsk tsk...silly boys

[taddzilla]

Finally finished pushing that toxic green cloud out of our pasture, and stop by Rasta to give him a box of Bean-O. I receive a message in my mind "Go by princess and fix that moomoo" I start to head over by princess, but the blower starts sputtering. Damn............outta gas.

:mad:

[Princess623]

hehehe...

Princess decides it's getting a little warm in the moomoo and all the other sheets. She quickly runs to the changing room and slips into a pair of shorts and a little pink tee that has a frog on it and says "kiss me, but don't touch my fly" She puts on her favorite pair of flippies (flip flops) and her favorite turtle toe ring....She looks in the mirror and after fixing her hair declares "PERFECt!" and bounces back out to the pasture to see what she missed

[Nilly_Chipples]

***lil_amb walks up thinking ....why is everyone se greenish looking? right then the huge nail biting screech sounds off*****

[Shades Coolray]

*Shades regains consciousness and drives off in his Toyota to go tell the U.N. weapons inspectors that Rasta keestered Saddam's weapons.*

[MuDsHaNeY]

**SiTS iN THe CoRNEr..... SLoWinG ChEwiNG on a BaBY**

[Princess623]

Princess, who is extremely bored and will try anything, gets a baby and starts chewing in the corner with MuDsHaNeY

[Lion7718]

The big cat Lion..who has been drinking...wonders in, looks around for a good looking women...sits down in dark corner.

[ABOU]

seem to be alot of corners in this feild states ABOU as he wonders around spots a cow in a toyota and 2 chewing on a baby ABOU is away for 1 month and everything goes weird typical

[Cassavus]

*Cass walks over to the blower and gives it a firm kick! He then looks up and notices mud and princess chewing on babies, but figures it would be best not to even ask. Cass quickly fades into the darkness. :vamp:*

[ABOU]

ABOU sees the circus coming to town and rushes ova to watch the rehersals and talk to the clowns :D

[taddzilla]

I finish puttting the leaf blower back in the barn, and figure it is time for a little fun. I grab my white apron and chefs hat, and dig out the butcher knife. I spray prop blood all over myself and let out a nail biting scream and head for the barn door....................

[philgorp]

just then angelina joile runs out of the barn

[Cassavus]

*Cass waits for the disaster to happen has he watches taddzilla running towards Angelina.* :eek:

[Shades Coolray]

*Shades shows up again after having to beat the French diplomats at the U.N. senseless.

Then he sees Taddzilla about to crash into Angelina Jolie and realizes he should probably run and hide as this could get ugly.*

[taddzilla]

I plow over Angelina, and the force of the blow knocks her to the ground. I raise the the butcher knife over head, and prepare to strike. I yell "hey cows.... the butcher is back in town!!!!" :eek:

Princess and Mud nearly choke on the remaining baby pieces as they scramble to get away. Suddenly, a light shots out over the barn.........it is a cow with batwings symbol. I mutter "Damn someone has found the bat light..........RB will be here any minute"............

[Carrie]

*Feenies-wife, who has been wondering around the pasture playing net detective, sees people slipping into dark corners as if hiding from some unseen horror. She looks around and sees that people are running to and fro and decides that they all had started to play hide-and-seek with out her. well I know the rules she thought, last one to join is it.

FW starts to run around to all the good hiding places screaming your out and patting them on the head. She turns to the east and sees Lion sitting in a corner. above his head dangles a big spider. Damn she thinks, Ill never be able to get him with that damn spider.......*

[taddzilla]

Well, looks like I nearly started a stampede. Going back in the barn to finish a little project and work on an apology to the rest of the herd for my Halloween costume................

[taddzilla]

Well, I take a few steps back..............looking at her..........she's just perfect, an exact copy of the orginal...........I take a seat, tighten the belts and hit the ignition switch............From the barn a deep rumble rolls out.................inside I drop the visor on the black helmet and light up the tires in first gear.........the 800hp motor roars to life as I race out of the barn...............


From the barn, tires smoking appears the #8 Budweiser Chevy..........I do a donut around Feenies-wife and watch her tongue and udders hit the ground.

I yell, I'm off to Homestead. Have a great weekend cows!!!!!!!!

[Carrie]

*FW Jumps into the car just as it speeds past her, " hell, with the tinted windows no one will know the difference...w00h00!!!!"*