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04-07-2004, 12:24 PM
Source: The Inquirer.net (http://www.theinquirer.net)
By: Phyllis Quota
For the half man, half desk amongst you
BRITAIN'S OFFICE WORKERS are not so soft and unfit that they would end up as Lord Brocket’s bitches if sent to prison, according to research by the Hambleston Group, which commissioned the study to coincide with the announcement of its revolutionary new, boxing-based PC keyboard, the Hemingway.
"Office workers are the opposite of macho. They have light, nimble fingers that dance across keyboards, and a cosy controlled environment. Horny handed sons of toil they’re not," warned Jon Bernstone, CEO of the Hambleston Group. "These days they don’t even have to get up to walk to the printer. They’re half man, half desk."
Until now, that is. Because the Hambleston Group has invented a keyboard that will give office workers back their testosterone. The Hemingway range of ‘boxing keyboards’ will, they claim, relieve stress, build confidence and give office workers a challenging work out. All this can be delivered within a few keystrokes. Well jabs.
Full Story (http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=15228)
By: Phyllis Quota
For the half man, half desk amongst you
BRITAIN'S OFFICE WORKERS are not so soft and unfit that they would end up as Lord Brocket’s bitches if sent to prison, according to research by the Hambleston Group, which commissioned the study to coincide with the announcement of its revolutionary new, boxing-based PC keyboard, the Hemingway.
"Office workers are the opposite of macho. They have light, nimble fingers that dance across keyboards, and a cosy controlled environment. Horny handed sons of toil they’re not," warned Jon Bernstone, CEO of the Hambleston Group. "These days they don’t even have to get up to walk to the printer. They’re half man, half desk."
Until now, that is. Because the Hambleston Group has invented a keyboard that will give office workers back their testosterone. The Hemingway range of ‘boxing keyboards’ will, they claim, relieve stress, build confidence and give office workers a challenging work out. All this can be delivered within a few keystrokes. Well jabs.
Full Story (http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=15228)