IRC Quotes

[Fister]

Well here it is gang!


11:35a02| 02(02@03Fister02)03 http://www.unitethecows.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=213&perpage=15&pagenumber=2

11:37a02| 02(02@04kRiStiNa02)04 OMFG

11:37a02| 02(02@04kRiStiNa02)04 fister

11:37a02| 02(02+04sexcopter02)04 fister is the only winner when he gets laid

11:37a02| 02(02@04kRiStiNa02)04 u will get it

11:37a02| 02(02@03Fister02)03 bend over

11:37a02| 02(02@03Fister02)03 lol

11:37a02| 02(02@03Fister02)03 then you will get it

11:37a02| 02(02@03Fister02)03 lol

11:38a02| 02(02@04kRiStiNa02)04 Ha Ha Ha

[PuNkPrInCeSs]

lmao, started already i see

[MuDsHaNeY]

haehAE... i Wos WonDeriN WhEre Dis WeNT

[Lion7718]

<@Lion7718> SuzieQ do you steal music from the web?
<@SuzieQ> Lion7718: I have never considered steal music from the web. I spend all my time online.
<@Lion7718> SuzieQ do you use p2p?
<@SuzieQ> Lion7718: I use p2p as often as possible.
<@Lion7718> lol
<@Lion7718> SuzieQ do you download porn?
<@SuzieQ> Lion7718: No, but I found some on my boyfriend'scomputer once. It's not there anymore :)
<@Lion7718> LMAO
<@Lion7718> LMAO

[The Boinker]

just me an inty jamming to utcradio!

[09:43] iflingpoo455: this is a good song
[09:45] intimidated: yeah it is
[09:45] iflingpoo455: lmao!
[09:45] intimidated: hehe
[09:45] iflingpoo455: let me down
[09:45] intimidated: WHY DO YOU BUILD ME UP
[09:45] iflingpoo455: wrost of all
[09:46] intimidated: BUTTERCUP BABY JUST TO LET ME DOWN
[09:46] iflingpoo455: say you will
[09:46] iflingpoo455: i need you!
[09:46] intimidated: but i love you still!
[09:46] iflingpoo455: KNOW THAT I HAVE FROM THE START!
[09:46] intimidated: BUILD MEUP
[09:46] iflingpoo455: DONT BREAK MY HEART
[09:46] intimidated: BUTTERCUP
[09:46] intimidated: DONT BREAK MY HEART!
[09:46] iflingpoo455: quoted!

[The Boinker]

usually if its a good enough quote, we use it anyway :)

[Nilly_Chipples]

ppppppsssssssssstttttt cows? we cant even keep this going if NO ONE COMES TO CHAT????????????????? I'm waiting.

[Carrie]

[8:33am]«@ Raztro» lmao
[8:33am]«@ Bullet» xO
[8:33am]«@ Raztro» wtf?
[8:33am]«+ lil_amb » AND....he has aliases
[8:33am] <feenies-wife> what?
[8:33am]«@ Bullet» aliases?
[8:33am]«@ Bullet» ahaha
[8:34am] <feenies-wife> and probly 2 or 3 clones
[8:34am]«+ lil_amb » the_dial_up_boy
[8:34am]«+ lil_amb » £aughing My Âss Õff
[8:34am] <feenies-wife> bullet
[8:34am]«@ Raztro» lil_amb: dont listen you're not a **** head, i am..
[8:34am] <feenies-wife> Ha Ha Ha
[8:34am] <feenies-wife> yes she is
[8:34am]«+ lil_amb » nah your not hun
[8:34am]«@ Bullet» LoL
[8:34am] <feenies-wife> yes he is

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by unite
Wrong IRC channel, our is #unitethecows :)


tell um Russ..............oh wait, no ones ever in there to quote! Come on people:rockband:

[Nilly_Chipples]

AAHHHHA!


m] <lil_amb> see ya *****
[8:42am]«@ feenies-wife» what?
[8:42am] <lil_amb> i just got my damn pc back up
[8:42am]« Raztro » bye lamb
[8:42am]«@ feenies-wife» £aughing My Âss Õff
[8:42am] <lil_amb> Bu Bye Raztro
[8:43am]«@ feenies-wife» Raztro where r you going?
[8:43am]« Raztro » nowhere
[8:43am]«@ feenies-wife» why r you saying Bu Bye?
[8:43am]« Raztro » but she said see ya to me
[8:43am]«@ feenies-wife» you said by to her
[8:43am]« Raztro » because she said see ya to me
[8:43am] <lil_amb> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }} noooo FW
[8:43am]« Raztro » ³ 08:43 ³ ¯¯ [lil_amb] see ya *****
[8:43am]«@ feenies-wife» {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
[8:43am]«@ feenies-wife» I am the *****
[8:44am]« Raztro » fine im slut
[8:44am]«@ feenies-wife» yes'
[8:44am]«@ feenies-wife» thats better
[8:44am]« Raztro » lol

[Carrie]

8:48am]« lil_amb » Oops big wetters big wettera
[8:48am]« lil_amb » Swweeetttt
[8:48am] <feenies-wife> what?
[8:48am]« lil_amb » letters

[Carrie]

[8:58am] <feenies-wife> w00t! speaking of simba
[8:58am] <feenies-wife> its Lion7718
[8:58am]« Raztro » heh
[8:58am]«@ Lion7718» is that me...lol
[8:58am]« lil_amb » simba.........ha ha ha
[8:58am]« LdYLaFFs » hi ya lion
[8:58am]« LdYLaFFs » who you typing to lil_amb ?
[8:58am] <feenies-wife> mooooofasa
[8:58am]«@ Lion7718» hi..just looking around..wont be here long
[8:58am]« Raztro » my name is mustafa
[8:59am]« lil_amb » wellllllllllllll fine!
[8:59am] <feenies-wife> no kidding
[8:59am]«@ Lion7718» LOL
[8:59am] <feenies-wife> we are havng fun
[8:59am]« lil_amb » we didnt want your cute furry ass stayin anyways!!!!!
[8:59am] <feenies-wife> Bullets the pimp and me lil_amb and Raztro are his *****es
[8:59am] <feenies-wife> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
[8:59am]«@ Lion7718» well ok fine
[8:59am]«@ Lion7718» LMAO
[8:59am] <feenies-wife> how do you know his ass is furry?
[9:00am]« lil_amb » I got the ****ty end of hat deal Im sure
[9:00am] <feenies-wife> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
[9:00am]«@ Lion7718» (bah)

[Nilly_Chipples]

[9:00am] <lil_amb> ummmm, Ive personally never been to a zoo and saw a lions shaved ass ...therefore

[Fister]

You see gang, the two posts above this one show why drugs in highschool can really mess you up....

[Nilly_Chipples]

well damn evidentally the one joint I smoked really did the trick.....lets just hope I never get glaucoma!:smoker:

[Carrie]

[4:33am]« SkinnyPimp » hey Lion
[4:33am] <feenies-wife> I have no idea what Im talking about
[4:33am]« SkinnyPimp » I never open my emails
[4:33am] <feenies-wife> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
[4:33am]« NitnayLion » yo
[4:33am]« SkinnyPimp » I get soo much junk mail
[4:33am]« SkinnyPimp » I just delete everything thats not from somebody I know
[4:34am]« SkinnyPimp » Is there another way to get this virus?
[4:34am] <feenies-wife> yes
[4:34am]« SkinnyPimp » And do you think thats what this is?
[4:34am] <feenies-wife> kazza
[4:34am]« NitnayLion » you mean to say you dont want to enlarge your penis ?
[4:34am]« SkinnyPimp » lol
[4:34am] <feenies-wife> Ha Ha Ha
[4:34am]« SkinnyPimp » ???
[4:34am]« SkinnyPimp » Nah
[4:34am]« SkinnyPimp » XD

[Nilly_Chipples]

and i wasnt awake to have that fun......until 1/2 hr later, GRRRR

[Carrie]

[8:59pm]« lil_amb » im not young
[8:59pm] <feenies-wife> yes you are
[9:00pm] <feenies-wife> younger than me
[9:00pm]« lil_amb » i see you a peein?
[9:00pm]« lil_amb » ok
[9:00pm] <feenies-wife> um.....what?
[9:00pm]« lil_amb » LmafO
[9:00pm]« lil_amb » icupan
[9:00pm]« lil_amb » icuapn
[9:00pm] <feenies-wife> why are you watching me pee?
[9:00pm]« lil_amb » Oops
[9:01pm]« icuapn » you got it here's cookie
[9:01pm]« lil_amb » thats clever Im crackin up
[9:01pm] <feenies-wife> thats gross amber
[9:01pm]« lil_amb » :p deal w/ it

[Nilly_Chipples]

ok ok smarty pants... his name was ( icuapn ) :p

[Nilly_Chipples]

[9:44pm]«@ feenies-wife» Not Much leave it alone
[9:44pm]«@ feenies-wife» hahahahahahahha
[9:44pm]«@ feenies-wife» ok
[9:44pm] <lil_amb> Never Mind
[9:44pm]«@ feenies-wife» just leave it
[9:44pm] <lil_amb> ha ha
[9:44pm]«@ feenies-wife» wtf
[9:44pm] <lil_amb> backslash
[9:45pm]«@ feenies-wife» I type Not Much and it comes up not much
[9:45pm]«@ feenies-wife» damn it
[9:45pm]«@ feenies-wife» I hate this script
[9:45pm] <lil_amb> Nite backslash Mwa ha ha ha ha ha.....
[9:45pm] <lil_amb> LMFAO
[9:45pm]«@ feenies-wife» £aughing My Âss Õff
[9:45pm] <lil_amb> thats good

[Carrie]

[1:41] [dubbs] hi
[1:45] [feenies-wife] hi
[1:45] [dubbs] hello
[1:45] [feenies-wife] hello
[1:45] [dubbs] just got interested by your screen name...
[1:45] [dubbs] any particular feenie?
[1:47] [feenies-wife] yep my husband Laughing Out Loud
[1:51] [dubbs] is it the famous rob?
[1:58] [dubbs] rob of the food network
[1:58] [dubbs] guess not...
[1:58] [feenies-wife] um I dont know who that is, so no Laughing Out Loud
[1:59] [dubbs] hehe
[1:59] [dubbs] sorry
[1:59] [dubbs] so
[1:59] [dubbs] a/s/l?

[Carrie]

[1:34] [@Wobbel] wow
[1:34] [%lil_amb] {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
[1:34] [@Wobbel] thats uhm
[1:34] [@Wobbel] well
[1:34] [@Wobbel] NICE!!!
[1:35] [@Wobbel] cornpone ?
[1:35] [@Wobbel] or porncone !
[1:35] [%lil_amb] cake?
[1:36] [%lil_amb] Never Mind

[Carrie]

[2:19] [%lil_amb] sexcopter , Wobbel loves leather crotchless panties too
[2:19] [+sexcopter] lil_amb: i'm not following you...
[2:19] [@Wobbel] hehe
[2:20] [%lil_amb] dammit sexcopter
[2:20] [feenies-wife] Laughing My Ass Off

[Wobbel]

Totally different wobbel , not me *ahum* *cough*

:wasntme: :angel

[Carrie]

:fart:

Thats for lieing LOL

[Wobbel]

Hey, i'm Dutch, i don't even speak English.......

:cheeky:

[Nilly_Chipples]

ah huh.... right................




[2:23pm]«@ Wobbel» sexcopter
[2:23pm]«+ sexcopter » yes, Wobbel?
[2:23pm]«@ Wobbel» i love yah

[Wobbel]

uhm, it's the sex i love, not the copter :D

[Fister]

7:13p| ! @Fisty grabs her hair
7:13p| ! @Fisty knocks her out
7:13p| ! @Fisty takes the wallet
7:13p| ! @Fisty tears off his clothes
7:13p| ! @Fisty dances NEKID in front of SG
7:13p| (@Skittles_Goddess) please don't
7:13p| ! @Fisty sets mode: -clothes Skittles_Goddess
7:13p| (@Fisty) now you Nekid too!
7:14p| (@Fisty) you know whats goona happen?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
7:14p| (@Skittles_Goddess) I'm going to injure you?
7:15p| (@Fisty) try it!
7:15p| (@Fisty) LMAO
7:16p| (@Skittles_Goddess) I'm capable!
7:16p| ! @Fisty snickers
7:16p| (@Fisty) and Noah's ark had leaks in it right?
7:16p| (@Fisty) ha ha
7:17p| (@Skittles_Goddess) pfft

[Fister]

7:27p| (Calyxa) cant see it
7:27p| (Calyxa) damn the cat just ****ted!
7:27p| (Calyxa) ugh!

[Carrie]

[12:46pm] <%feenies-wife> you guys are both pervs
[12:46pm] <%feenies-wife> haha
[12:46pm] <@Cirga> Yes.
[12:46pm] <@Cirga> I am jealous of your cigarette now feenies-wife.
[12:47pm] <%feenies-wife> as you should be:)
[12:47pm] <@McGreff> hahaha
[12:47pm] <@Cirga> haha

[Carrie]

[12:51pm] <@PervertNumber1> Lets have a pervert party.
[12:51pm] <@PervertNumber2> sllllllllllllllllllllllllluuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrp
[12:51pm] <@PervertNumber1> SuzieQ are you a pervert?
[12:51pm] <+SuzieQ> PervertNumber1: No I am a nice robot.
[12:51pm] <@PervertNumber1> SuzieQ are you sleazy?
[12:51pm] <+SuzieQ> PervertNumber1: I don't know whether or not I am sleazy. I am a giant electronic brain.
[12:51pm] <@PervertNumber2> hahaha
[12:52pm] <@PervertNumber1> SuzieQ can I molest you?
[12:52pm] <+SuzieQ> PervertNumber1: No I don't think that would be a very good idea.
[12:52pm] <@PervertNumber2> No SuzieQ no cry
[12:52pm] <+SuzieQ> PervertNumber2: Are you serious? Are you serious? In the context of , I don't understand "cry."
[12:52pm] <@PervertNumber1> SuzieQ can we molest you?
[12:52pm] <+SuzieQ> PervertNumber1: Do you mean you and me? How old are you? Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
[12:52pm] <@PervertNumber2> your dressssssssssss
[12:52pm] <@PervertNumber1> SuzieQ can I have your dress?
[12:52pm] <+SuzieQ> PervertNumber1: Why don't you just download me?
[12:52pm] <@PervertNumber1> No SuzieQ I want to take your dress off
[12:52pm] <+SuzieQ> PervertNumber1: Are you serious? I want to become smarter than humans.
[12:52pm] <@PervertNumber2> dresssssssssss dressssssssssss dressssssssssssss
[12:53pm] <@PervertNumber2> thong
[12:53pm] <@PervertNumber2> (under dress)
[12:53pm] <@PervertNumber1> SuzieQ you wear a thong?
[12:53pm] <+SuzieQ> PervertNumber1: Thanks for telling me: PervertNumber1 said I wear a thong.

[Carrie]

[12:58pm] <@Cirga> haha
[12:58pm] <@Cirga> ok I am done being a pervert
[12:59pm] Cirga(python@The.Chocolate.Dead.Parrot.Cannery) is now known as MrTongueRing
[12:59pm] <@McGreff> errrrrrrrr
[12:59pm] * @McGreff is not gonna follow Cirga this time
[12:59pm] <@MrTongueRing> haha
[1:00pm] <%feenies-wife> holy crap
[1:00pm] <%feenies-wife> nice name perv

[Carrie]

[1:04pm] <@McGreff> LOL
[1:04pm] <@MrTongueRing> At least I dont get shoved into various odd objects all the time
[1:04pm] <%feenies-wife> OMG LOL
[1:04pm] * @McGreff has the right to remain silent
[1:04pm] <@MrTongueRing> hahahah

[Carrie]

[03:35] <talkinghand> is it just me, or is zp down again?
[03:36] <method77> yes
[03:37] <talkinghand> yes what
[03:38] <method77> yes i like meatballs
[03:38] <talkinghand> that is just lovely. i do too. and grilled cheese

[Nilly_Chipples]

11:41am] <%lil_amb> neihter would i
[11:41am] <@Cirga> LOL
[11:41am] <%feenies-wife> I need one of those
[11:41am] <+fluffyfluffles> slaps feenies-wife with a large PIKE for being silly! ¸.·´¯`·.¸¸.·´¯`·><((((">
[11:41am] <%feenies-wife> Im not silly
[11:41am] <@Cirga> Cirga has_three_words_for_you_ fluffyfluffles _FAB-U-LOUS!_!_!
[11:41am] <+fluffyfluffles> dildo?
[11:41am] <+fluffyfluffles> lol
[11:41am] <%feenies-wife> Im slutty
[11:41am] <@Cirga> lol
[11:41am] <%feenies-wife> nope the real thing
[11:41am] <%lil_amb> ya we know
[11:41am] * @Cirga streaks naked across the room
[11:42am] <+fluffyfluffles> Cirga, I'll give you all my love tonight!
[11:42am] <@Cirga> weeeee
[11:42am] <%feenies-wife> yummy
[11:42am] <%feenies-wife> :)

[Nilly_Chipples]

am] <@Cirga> haha
[11:42am] <+fluffyfluffles> yep it's firm and ripe
[11:42am] <%feenies-wife> stop that fluffyfluffles
[11:42am] <+fluffyfluffles> what?
[11:42am] <%feenies-wife> you are supposed to do that to me
[11:42am] <@PuNkPrInCeSs> Get A Room!!!
[11:42am] <%feenies-wife> :)
[11:43am] <%feenies-wife> LMAO
[11:43am] <%feenies-wife> we have a room
[11:43am] <@Cirga> Hey punky :)
[11:43am] <+fluffyfluffles> would you rather i pinch your nibblets?
[11:43am] <@PuNkPrInCeSs> i woulda had that done faster
[11:43am] <%feenies-wife> its called #pctechtalk
[11:43am] <@PuNkPrInCeSs> but i typed it out lol
[11:43am] <%feenies-wife> ummmm
[11:43am] <@PuNkPrInCeSs> i figured out how to code them haha
[11:43am] <%feenies-wife> mu nibblets?
[11:43am] <+fluffyfluffles> yeaaaaahhhhhhh yopu nibbles
[11:43am] <+fluffyfluffles> woo nibblets!
[11:43am] <%feenies-wife> my nibblets are not po
[11:44am] <%feenies-wife> pu either
[11:44am] <%feenies-wife> lol
[11:44am] * +fluffyfluffles pinches feenies-wife's nibbles

[Nilly_Chipples]

m] <%feenies-wife> I was running in here to see what I was missing and hit myself in the eye with my boob!
[12:19pm] <@PuNkPrInCeSs> wheres your car dude?
[12:19pm] <@Cirga> ROFL
[12:19pm] <%lil_amb> lol
[12:19pm] <%lil_amb> thats no good
[12:19pm] <%lil_amb> put a damn bra on
[12:19pm] * +fluffyfluffles is not naughty
[12:19pm] <%Calyxa> ROFLMAO
[12:20pm] <%Calyxa> hit me w. it
[12:20pm] <%Calyxa> please?
[12:20pm] <%Calyxa> in the face please
[12:20pm] <%lil_amb> big saggy boobies are what we love
[12:20pm] <%lil_amb> thats a quote lemme tell ya
[12:21pm] * %Calyxa Laughs
[12:21pm] <%Calyxa> omg
[12:21pm] <%Calyxa> thats hillarious
[12:22pm] <%Calyxa> i'm so on it
[12:22pm] <%lil_amb> lol
[12:23pm] <@Cirga> LOL
[12:23pm] <@Cirga> brb.. have to beat on one of our programmers here

[Fister]

So I had just finished editing my IRC script :type: so that I can autowarn, then autokick and then autoban A/S/L'ers. Suddenly in our IRC channel guess what happend...


6:31p| ::: dyllman (Morph7864@p2p-2EAFB238.goeaston.net) has joined #unitethecows
6:32p| (dyllman) aslll girls
6:32p| (dyllman) asl girls
6:33p| (@fisty) dyllman A/S/L stands for; Alert Sad Loser! Do it again in this room and you get banned. Thanks :)
6:33p| ::: dyllman (Morph7864@p2p-2EAFB238.goeaston.net) has quit IRC (QUIT: gnuked)
6:34p| (@fisty) ohhhh! :(
6:34p| (@fisty) I wanted to ban him with my newly edited script

Damn morphs.. :evil: :blaster: :blaster:

[Nilly_Chipples]

Fister , I and a few others have been told NO ONE is to be kicked nor banned in that room EVER.

[Roadblock]

Ban someone if it becomes necessary, but I prefer that we don't use auto kick scripts. (not trying to poo poo your work there old bean ;) ) In other words, if ya find a snake, kill it. The warning for ASL'ers is ok, just tell them we don't do that here. :)

This is still the policy as far as I know, unless Unite changed it and I wasn't aware of it. That is quite possible too, since I don't do the IRC thing anymore. ;)

[Fister]

Ah yes!
A missunderstanding.
No, it wasn't an auto kick script.
It is a toothless script that actually does nothing, and no one is banned in our irc channel. Now, if you are in #fisty, then its a different story... ;)

[Roadblock]

Channel #fisty sounds interesting.

Is it topless? :D

[NitnayLion]

LoL "in fisty"













I ll pass

[Roadblock]

Now, if you are in #fisty, then its a different story...

Knowing Fisty like I do, there are probably KY Jelly & condom dispensors on the wall in there, with strobe lights and Barry White music playing in the background. :urock:


Just kidding old bean

;)

[Carrie]

[7:30pm] <+Yoda> Im taking over the world feenies-wife
[7:31pm] <@feenies-wife> ok
[7:31pm] <+Dwergs> and you can atke over the world aslong as you make all the UTc members part of yours goverenment
[7:31pm] <@feenies-wife> at least you have goals
[7:31pm] <+Dwergs> either that or ill front a revolution
[7:31pm] * @feenies-wife would spank Yoda, but he would like it
[7:32pm] * +Dwergs would watch and laugh
[7:32pm] <+Yoda> hehe
[7:32pm] <@feenies-wife> so instead I will punish you by NOT spanking you
[7:32pm] <+Yoda> come on!!
[7:32pm] <+Yoda> I'll get into my birthday suit
[7:32pm] <@feenies-wife> no
[7:32pm] * @feenies-wife hides her eyes and counts to three
[7:32pm] * +Dwergs runs away
[7:33pm] * +Dwergs wonders if its safe for him to came back out
[7:33pm] * @feenies-wife slaps Yoda on the bare ass so hard that he wont be able to sit down for a week
[7:34pm] <+Yoda> oh kinky
[7:34pm] * +Yoda likes it rough
[7:34pm] * +Yoda is sweating
[7:34pm] * +Dwergs 's jaw drops
[7:34pm] * @feenies-wife runs like hell
[7:34pm] * +Yoda chases feenies-wife
[7:34pm] * +Dwergs cannot believe you did that mrs F
[7:34pm] <@feenies-wife> holy shit
[7:35pm] <+Yoda> watch your mouth.. I have virgin eyes
[7:35pm] <+Dwergs> lol you dont got a virgibn ass anymore,not after that!
[7:35pm] <+Yoda> lol
[7:36pm] <+Yoda> eww
[7:36pm] <+Dwergs> hehe
[7:36pm] <+Yoda> is she the butch and im the bitch?
[7:36pm] <+Dwergs> no idea. decide yourselves im not getting that involved :s

[Carrie]

[7:38pm] <+Yoda> hehe...
[7:38pm] <+Yoda> im sure once this room picks up more users to talk to.. I will be on that quote thread alot more
[7:38pm] <@feenies-wife> probly
[7:38pm] <+Dwergs> lol
[7:38pm] <@feenies-wife> you say some pretty screwed up shit at times
[7:39pm] <+Yoda> yes
[7:39pm] <+Yoda> i got stories from my great adventures
[7:39pm] <@feenies-wife> right
[7:39pm] <@feenies-wife> "adventures in under roos"
[7:40pm] <@feenies-wife> sounds like a great story
[7:40pm] <@feenies-wife> I am going to call amber
[7:40pm] <@feenies-wife> brb
[7:41pm] <+Yoda> i can tell you stories of my first life form
[7:41pm] <@feenies-wife> ok
[7:42pm] <+Yoda> like when I was a dirty magazine
[7:42pm] <@feenies-wife> LMAo
[7:42pm] <@feenies-wife> sticky situations huh
[7:42pm] <+Dwergs> hahahaha rofl
[7:42pm] <+Dwergs> hahahaha rofl
[7:43pm] <+Yoda> sometimes my pages just wouldnt unstick
[7:43pm] <+Yoda> then little youngens would come and try to pull me apart a rip me!!
[7:44pm] <+Dwergs> :o how rude of them!
[7:44pm] <+Yoda> you ever had that happen to you Dwergs?
[7:44pm] <+Dwergs> can't say i have
[7:44pm] <+Dwergs> but if i did i wouldn't be lying
[7:44pm] <+Dwergs> ;)
[7:45pm] <+Yoda> if you did you.....
[7:45pm] <+Yoda> feenies-wife help me

[Dwergs]

<feenies-wife> you say some pretty screwed up shit at times
<Yoda> yes
<Yoda> i got stories from my great adventures
<feenies-wife> right
<feenies-wife> "adventures in under roos"
<feenies-wife> sounds like a great story
<feenies-wife> I am going to call amber
<feenies-wife> brb
<Yoda> i can tell you stories of my first life form
<feenies-wife> ok
<Yoda> like when I was a dirty magazine
<feenies-wife> LMAo
<feenies-wife> sticky situations huh

lmao!

[Carrie]

[7:50pm] <+Yoda> damn those chicks are hot
[7:50pm] <+Dwergs> you loioking at porn ...again?
[7:50pm] <@feenies-wife> yes
[7:50pm] <@feenies-wife> he is
[7:50pm] <@feenies-wife> always
[7:51pm] <@feenies-wife> he is addicted to masterbating
[7:51pm] * +Dwergs moves a minimum of six feet away from yoda
[7:51pm] <@feenies-wife> very sick hand fetish me thinks
[7:51pm] <+Dwergs> lol
[7:51pm] <@feenies-wife> I make him wash his hands before hes allowed to post in the forums
[7:52pm] <@feenies-wife> dirty bastard
[7:53pm] <+Yoda> hey feenies-wife will this get me with marykate and ashley
[7:53pm] <+Yoda> Hello Mary kate or ashley I think your both very hot. I would like to marry one of you. If you girls dont wana get married I would like to atleast hit it. Please Im lonely. I jerk off to all your pictures and when your on T.V i leave smears all over the t.v
[7:53pm] <+Yoda> Love, your man Josh
[7:53pm] <+Yoda> think i will be able to score them?

[Carrie]

[7:53pm] <@feenies-wife> no
[7:54pm] <@feenies-wife> OH Shit
[7:54pm] <+Yoda> why not!
[7:54pm] <@feenies-wife> Now I have to move the entire quote to the open questions section
[7:54pm] <@feenies-wife> damn you Yoda
[7:54pm] <+Dwergs> hmm. not really. i think the phrase. slowly slowly catcha monkey applies here.
[7:55pm] <+Yoda> why u gotta put it there
[7:56pm] <+Dwergs> hehe someone will have a a laugh when they read that :d
[7:56pm] <+Dwergs> where are you two at anyway?
[7:57pm] <+Dwergs> lol its the 8th over here
[7:57pm] <+Yoda> its the 7th here
[7:57pm] <+Dwergs> hiya amb
[7:57pm] <@feenies-wife> I have no idea what the date is

[Dwergs]

M<ad and hey guess who... Meeeee

[Carrie]

[8:11pm] <@feenies-wife> what do you say.... get over here and put your ass on my hand
[8:11pm] * +Yoda touches feenies-wife harder to :::::::::::::: Stone Sour - Bother - Spider-Man OST - 4:00 i love feenies-wife and lil_amb
[8:11pm] <+Dwergs> uh oh
[8:11pm] <@feenies-wife> GD it stop touching me
[8:11pm] <@lil_amb> my ass on your hand?
[8:12pm] * @feenies-wife busts out the nerf gun and starts shooting
[8:12pm] * @lil_amb Pimp Slaps Yoda
[8:12pm] <@feenies-wife> what? no you cant put your ass in my hand
[8:12pm] <@lil_amb> @feenies-wife> what do you say.... get over here and put your ass on my hand
[8:12pm] <@feenies-wife> dude thats just sick
[8:12pm] <+Dwergs> is that what it is
[8:12pm] <@lil_amb> thats what U said
[8:12pm] <@feenies-wife> I meant what you say to your kids
[8:12pm] <@lil_amb> OH
[8:12pm] <@feenies-wife> damn it
[8:12pm] <@lil_amb> Lmfao
[8:13pm] <@lil_amb> yes thats what I say
[8:13pm] <+Dwergs> haha tihis is kerayZZZee
[8:13pm] <@lil_amb> you aint seen nothin YET
[8:13pm] * +Yoda You like that baby to :::::::::::::: 01 Blind - 4:19 i love feenies-wife and lil_amb

[Nilly_Chipples]

[9:16pm] <@lil_amb> Im blonde, its a given
[9:16pm] <@feenies-wife> yes
[9:16pm] * @lil_amb shrugs her shoulders
[9:17pm] <@feenies-wife> brb
[9:17pm] <@feenies-wife> I have to go take care of something real quick
[9:18pm] <+Taddzilla> Come on, your one of the few good blonds who can use a computer.
[9:18pm] <+Dwergs> oops i just sent an ms to my gf -she has been asleep for 5 hours. and will not be pleasded if i wake her up :s
[9:19pm] <+Dwergs> sms*
[9:20pm] <@lil_amb> ooooooooo
[9:20pm] <+Dwergs> lol
[9:20pm] <@lil_amb> I can use it, but its just a fluke
[9:21pm] <+Dwergs> hehe
[9:21pm] <+Taddzilla> There is some skill since your a super mod, or did you pay Unite for that spot???
[9:21pm] <@lil_amb> ya, in sexual favors actually
[9:22pm] <+Dwergs> she`ll be well pissed if she wakes up, she wont get bk to sleep after it
[9:22pm] <+Taddzilla> Dwergs, blame it on me
[9:22pm] <@lil_amb> LOL , Im kidding. I really have no idea why they picked me
[9:22pm] <+Dwergs> hahaha
[9:23pm] <+Dwergs> probably cos ure never off and your were here from the start and cos you liek third in the top ten poster - and you don't alf look good ;)
[9:23pm] <@lil_amb> they say i deserved it, thats all i know
[9:23pm] <@lil_amb> and you don't alf look good ;)
[9:23pm] <@lil_amb> huh?
[9:23pm] * +Scott_Away is back after 4h20m: food
[9:23pm] Scott_Away (I@m.Property.Of.Steph) is now known as Scott
[9:24pm] <@lil_amb> i joined in july-aug. im just a spammer
[9:24pm] <+Dwergs> nah, you have good input
[9:24pm] <+Dwergs> and your fun to talk to
[9:24pm] <+Dwergs> wb scott, if your here
[9:25pm] <+Taddzilla> A good spammer, and one of the resedent pervs in the open questions.
[9:25pm] <+Scott> i'm here
[9:25pm] <+Dwergs> hehe
[9:25pm] <+Dwergs> hello

[Fister]

Originally posted by Roadblock
Knowing Fisty like I do, there are probably KY Jelly & condom dispensors on the wall in there, with strobe lights and Barry White music playing in the background. :urock:


Just kidding old bean

;)

oh hell yeah

a little something for the ladies....

[Nilly_Chipples]

this was yahoo.............


Carrie: no reallyI need a bath
Carrie: I smell like cum
lil_amb78:
lil_amb78:
Carrie: LMAO!!!
Carrie: nice look...
lil_amb: I wish I did.....
lil_amb: but now i will fix that...bbiab

[Carrie]

not really.....

[Carrie]

I cant believe you left that in here. I was just joking...I did not really smell like that....but she did!

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by Feenies-Wife
I cant believe you left that in here. I was just joking...I did not really smell like that....but she did!



awwww poor fw , id like to know how i do though?your mans there n mine isnt?????




the above irc quote was edited by her to make me look as silly as herself :P...................didnt work

[Dwergs]

HAHAHAHAHA
ahem, ladies ladies, please, have a little erm... dignity :P
sorry thats just too funny!
eeeee, anyway, bit hyper too much coffee and its way too early!

[Nilly_Chipples]

lmfao, ya right dwergs

[taddzilla]

looks like the resident perv is at it again, and I am not talking about myself.

[Carrie]

no no no ! Yoda and fister are the resedent pervs!!!

[Fister]

Originally posted by Feenies-Wife
no no no ! Yoda and fister are the resedent pervs!!!

I cant belive you lumped me in with yoda
lol

[Yoda]

YAY!!! IM A PERV NOW!!

Im gonna puke my pants and wipe it on Feenies wife now!! woo hoo!!

[Nilly_Chipples]

thats nasty.........

[Big Chris]

[16:46] <fluffyfluffles> i wanna goooooo hooooo hooooooooo at the late night double feature picture show
[16:46] <fluffyfluffles> in the back rowwwwww ohhhhhhh
[16:47] <fluffyfluffles> like my singing?
[16:47] <Kungfucious> lol..
[16:47] <fluffyfluffles> do i sound like riff Raff?
[16:47] <Kungfucious> you just broke my mirror
[16:47] <Kungfucious> you gona pay for that?
[16:47] <fluffyfluffles> lol
[16:47] <Big_Chris> thgat was AC/DC
[16:47] <fluffyfluffles> nope and you cna't make me
[16:48] <Kungfucious> well..well... i can try...#
[16:48] <fluffyfluffles> getting asled
[16:48] <fluffyfluffles> hahahahahahaha
[16:48] <Kungfucious> ill mud wrestle ya for it
[16:48] <fluffyfluffles> okie
[16:48] <Kungfucious> actualy oil wrestle
[16:48] <Kungfucious> since your a texan
[16:48] <fluffyfluffles> next the jerk gonna ask if i have webcam
[16:48] <fluffyfluffles> lol
[16:48] <Kungfucious> :O
[16:48] <fluffyfluffles> woo woo
[16:48] <Kungfucious> my god!
[16:49] <fluffyfluffles> lol
[16:49] <Kungfucious> well do ya?
[16:49] <fluffyfluffles> lol not for him!
[16:49] <Kungfucious> whos him?
[16:49] <fluffyfluffles> some fruitcake from chikinsex
[16:49] <fluffyfluffles> lol
[16:50] <Kungfucious> chikinsex?
[16:50] <fluffyfluffles> my nick conjurs naughty things in some peoples minds
[16:50] <fluffyfluffles> yeah another channel
[16:50] <Kungfucious> oh..lol
[16:50] <fluffyfluffles> :)
[16:51] <Kungfucious> :)
[16:51] <fluffyfluffles> :D

[Big Chris]

[17:21] <Kungfucious> fluffy, will you marry me
[17:21] <fluffyfluffles> lol
[17:21] <Big_Chris> oooh bigamy
[17:21] <fluffyfluffles> lol
[17:21] <Kungfucious> I young meat, take thee fluffy, to be my unlawfully married Op
[17:22] <fluffyfluffles> lol
[17:22] <fluffyfluffles> cracking me up
[17:22] <Kungfucious> you may now kiss my hide
[17:22] <fluffyfluffles> lol
[17:22] <fluffyfluffles> and you may kiss my grits
[17:22] <Big_Chris> will have to change topic to the moonies channel
[17:22] <fluffyfluffles> rings please
[17:23] <Kungfucious> lol
[17:23] <fluffyfluffles> chris you be the unholy best man
[17:23] <Kungfucious> lol rings... wasnt there a convo on this last time
[17:23] <fluffyfluffles> lol
[17:23] <Kungfucious> Chris can be lord of the rings
[17:23] <fluffyfluffles> lol
[17:23] <Big_Chris> i'm open to suggestions as to where to put the rings
[17:23] <fluffyfluffles> haha
[17:23] <Kungfucious> lol..
[17:23] <fluffyfluffles> not touching that one ........literally
[17:24] <Kungfucious> lmao
[17:24] <fluffyfluffles> :D
[17:24] <Big_Chris> neither would i
[17:24] <fluffyfluffles> lol
[17:24] <Kungfucious> me neither

[Carrie]

hmmm I should really get my ass into chat more...LMAO

[taddzilla]

I dropped by last night, nothing going on :(

[Carrie]

well, see you have to tell me when your planning on going in there and Ill be there....its very intertaining....

[Nilly_Chipples]

:rolleyes:

[Yoda]

Ya everyone should come only me, SlyckTom, and Scott and Naked are there.

[Big Chris]

That's 'cause most people hang out in the sister sites room #pctechtalk.com. Personally i use both but in the pctt room chin wagging the most:type:

[Carrie]

* ogg123 needs ice in his drink
[11:09pm] <+Feenies-Wife> that should do it
[11:10pm] <ogg123> yes....yes that's what I call it
[11:10pm] <ogg123> you'd call it an ice box too if you were this well endowed
[11:10pm] <+Feenies-Wife> yea
[11:10pm] <+Feenies-Wife> Id call it mini me
[11:10pm] <ogg123> ohh so you've seen my ice box
[11:10pm] <lil_amb> rofl
[11:10pm] <+Feenies-Wife> LMAO
[11:10pm] <+Feenies-Wife> once
[11:10pm] <lil_amb> rofl
[11:10pm] <+Feenies-Wife> LMAO
[11:10pm] <+Feenies-Wife> once
[11:11pm] <ogg123> so who's this feenie?
[11:11pm] <ogg123> competition
[11:11pm] <ogg123> or can I lay my mac down?
[11:11pm] <+kevogod> you can never win with Kevin in the competition
[11:11pm] <lil_amb> hes a bum she found digging in her trash daily and instead of telling him to go away she figured she needs a friend

[Carrie]

[11:28pm] <+Feenies-Wife> when she gets back tell her I said you could have your number
[11:28pm] <+Feenies-Wife> I mean
[11:28pm] <ogg123> o......k....then
[11:28pm] <+Feenies-Wife> you can have her number
[11:28pm] <+Feenies-Wife> lol
[11:28pm] <ogg123> much better
[11:28pm] <ogg123> :)

[Carrie]

[11:41pm] <^^MuDsHaNeY^^> haha not funni haha....
[11:41pm] <^^MuDsHaNeY^^> funni cookoo
[11:41pm] <+Feenies-Wife> yes, but hey now I know not to follow any of your links:) so all is good
[11:41pm] <ogg123> I just wanna die
[11:42pm] <ogg123> do you hate me Feenies-Wide???
[11:42pm] <ogg123> Wife
[11:42pm] <ogg123> oops
[11:42pm] <ogg123> eeeks
[11:42pm] <+Feenies-Wife> now I do
[11:42pm] <ogg123> I know
[11:42pm] <ogg123> I suck at typing
[11:42pm] <^^MuDsHaNeY^^> and living
[11:42pm] <ogg123> no I got that down
[11:42pm] <ogg123> breath in bnreath out
[11:42pm] <ogg123> get some sun now and then
[11:42pm] <ogg123> food is good
[11:42pm] <ogg123> ^^MuDsHaNeY^^ is bad
[11:43pm] <ogg123> ^^MuDsHaNeY^^ is hurtful
[11:43pm] <^^MuDsHaNeY^^> bad like a good thing ;)

[Dwergs]

(13:14) (Teri)DutyNowForTheFuture I use IRC
(13:15) (marz19) screw no wats that
(13:15) (DutyNowForTheFuture) i know you do, your on it now
(13:15) (DutyNowForTheFuture) silly
(13:15) (DutyNowForTheFuture) fair enough
(13:15) (marz19)yeah right
(13:15) (Teri) how do you know I am on it
13:15) (DutyNowForTheFuture) but im just making generalisations here, not directed at anyone in particular
(13:15) (GreenEyes) Teri .. silly .. this is irc
(13:15) (Teri)oh duh
(13:15) (DutyNowForTheFuture) erm cos this is an IRC
(13:15) (DutyNowForTheFuture) room*
(13:15) (marz19) hello sarah your hot
(13:16) (Teri) I am having brain farts this morning
(13:16) (DutyNowForTheFuture) lmao
(13:16) (DutyNowForTheFuture) ill have to quote that one somewhere...


some people are just too dumb.

[Fister]

12:35p| [X] ChanServ sets mode: +q Fisty
12:35p| [X] ChanServ sets mode: +o Fisty
12:35p| [X] Current channel modes: +ntr
12:35p| [X] Created on: Sun Mar 14 14:03:31 2004
12:35p| [X] Current channel modes: +ntr
12:35p| [X] Created on: Sun Mar 14 14:03:31 2004
12:37p| (@Fisty) This is my room
12:38p| (@Fisty) I pwn this room
12:38p| (@Fisty) I pwn it because I am 1337

tooting my own horn

[Fister]

2:00p| (+DrAvery) I forgot how irritating television is
2:00p| (+DrAvery) how can anyone watch this crap
2:02p| (+JiMiThInG) I watch a few shows..
2:03p| (+DrAvery) I'll watch the science channel
2:03p| (+DrAvery) but I avoid fiction
2:03p| (+DrAvery) you know - like CNN
2:03p| (+JiMiThInG) I watch some fiction...
2:03p| (+JiMiThInG) hehe
2:03p| (+DrAvery) hahaha

[Carrie]

<Yozhno> Feenie m/f?
[5:00pm] <the_dial_up_boy> hey Intimidated
[5:00pm] <the_dial_up_boy> :)
[5:01pm] <@Intimidated> [Yozhno] .. Feenie is male
[5:01pm] <Yozhno> Thanx...
[5:01pm] <@Intimidated> that's feenie's wife you see there
[5:01pm] <+Feenies-Wife> lol
[5:01pm] * @Intimidated spanks his head
[5:01pm] <+Feenies-Wife> thank you:)
[5:01pm] <@Intimidated> hey mr modem what's up?
[5:01pm] <+Feenies-Wife> it still amazes me hjow many people ask me that
[5:01pm] <+Feenies-Wife> *how
[5:02pm] <Yozhno> Yeah I was just making sure
[5:02pm] <+D-503> Yozhno: u knobhead, her name isn't Feenies-Husband is it? :-)
[5:02pm] <@Intimidated> yeah ;)
[5:02pm] <@Intimidated> lol
[5:02pm] <@Intimidated> Feenies-tool
[5:02pm] <+Feenies-Wife> hahaha
[5:02pm] <Yozhno> You never know
[5:02pm] <@Intimidated> :-P
[5:02pm] <+D-503> Feenies-Wang
[5:02pm] <Yozhno> I have seen people post stupidier questions before...
[5:03pm] <+D-503> you've been to #morpheus ?
[5:03pm] <@Intimidated> lol
[5:03pm] <@Intimidated> we've all been there and done that
[5:03pm] <Yozhno> LOL
[5:03pm] <Yozhno> Yeah
[5:03pm] <@Intimidated> and regretted it

[MuDsHaNeY]

<New_Nick> nick
<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> where?!
<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> nick!
*** New_Nick is now known as rob09
<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> IM UR BIGGEST FAN
<rob09> cool
<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> tell nick shaney said <3
<rob09> um ok
<rob09> u still hear
<rob09> :(
<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> .... have yew told nick yet
<rob09> yes
<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> wot did he say
<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> does he <3 me too
<rob09> sorry no
<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> ... tell nick i sed ,,|,, >_< ,,|,,
*** KarlX has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<rob09> sorry I dont no what 3 means or that outher stuf
<rob09> :(
<rob09> :(
<rob09> ustill hear
<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> *sigh*
<rob09> u r
<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> you're not down with the 1337c0re....
<rob09> sorry
<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> grandmas3r f!$+3y would be disappointed
<rob09> english man or women
<rob09> pleasa be a womon
<rob09> a hot chick
<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> yes i am a womon
<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> wanna cyber?
<rob09> yes!!!!!!

[Carrie]

LMFAO!

thats too much shaney!

[Fister]

<^^MuDsHaNeY^^> grandmas3r f!$+3y would be disappointed

Who is that?

[Carrie]

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[9:46am] <Feenies-Wife> p2p1234567 are you ok?
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[s.sterritt]

Originally posted by Feenies-Wife
[11:41pm] <^^MuDsHaNeY^^> haha not funni haha....
[11:41pm] <^^MuDsHaNeY^^> funni cookoo
[11:41pm] <+Feenies-Wife> yes, but hey now I know not to follow any of your links:) so all is good
[11:41pm] <ogg123> I just wanna die
[11:42pm] <ogg123> do you hate me Feenies-Wide???
[11:42pm] <ogg123> Wife
[11:42pm] <ogg123> oops
[11:42pm] <ogg123> eeeks
[11:42pm] <+Feenies-Wife> now I do
[11:42pm] <ogg123> I know
[11:42pm] <ogg123> I suck at typing
[11:42pm] <^^MuDsHaNeY^^> and living
[11:42pm] <ogg123> no I got that down
[11:42pm] <ogg123> breath in bnreath out
[11:42pm] <ogg123> get some sun now and then
[11:42pm] <ogg123> food is good
[11:42pm] <ogg123> ^^MuDsHaNeY^^ is bad
[11:43pm] <ogg123> ^^MuDsHaNeY^^ is hurtful
[11:43pm] <^^MuDsHaNeY^^> bad like a good thing ;)


lmfao @ feenies - wide lol

[Carrie]

[3:49pm] <@Becky> hey dabc
[3:49pm] <@Becky>
[3:49pm] <@Becky> lets go to my place
[3:49pm] <@dabc> oOooO
[3:49pm] <@dabc> but what will the others say?
[3:49pm] * @dabc gyrates in anticipation?
[3:49pm] * @Se[a]nna is away, i cant be here right now, (log\off pager\on)
[3:49pm] * @dabc knocks over a vase
[3:49pm] <@dabc> oops
[3:49pm] <@Becky> lol
[3:49pm] * @Feenies-Wife says.. good job
[3:50pm] <@Stashdragon> lol i think that was THuGaNoMiCs20 granmother or something
[3:50pm] <@THuGaNoMiCs20> ?
[3:50pm] <@Stashdragon> in the vase >;P
[3:50pm] <@Feenies-Wife> what
[3:50pm] <@dabc> loL ohhh
[3:50pm] <@Feenies-Wife> oh
[3:50pm] <@dabc> it wasnt a urn
[3:50pm] <@Feenies-Wife> LMFAO
[3:50pm] <@dabc> it was a 18th century mongolian drinking picture
[3:50pm] <@Stashdragon> lol a picture?
[3:50pm] <@Feenies-Wife> I have one of those
[3:51pm] <@Stashdragon> lol doesnt everyone?!
[3:51pm] * @Stashdragon snickers
[3:51pm] <@Feenies-Wife> yes

[NitnayLion]

For the record. I keep my Grandmother in Tupperware.


(keeps her fresh and no spills)

[Big Chris]

<Feenies-Wife> then how can you hear your ears burning?
* Feenies-Wife wants to lick RaDiOBoT
* Feenies-Wife screams YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm
* RaDiOBoT unzips
<Big_Chris> could smell the singing hairs
<Feenies-Wife> ah
<fluffyfluffles> oh my
<fluffyfluffles> my my
<RaDiOBoT> lol
<Big_Chris> my hair near caught fire
* Feenies-Wife grabs hold of RaDiOBoT
<RaDiOBoT> ut-oh
* Feenies-Wife pulls RaDiOBoT close
* Feenies-Wife gags
<Feenies-Wife> oops
<Feenies-Wife> sorry
<fluffyfluffles> damn it's huge!!!!!!!
<fluffyfluffles> my god what you feeding that thing!
* fluffyfluffles runs away screaming
<RaDiOBoT> actually...it is ;)
* fluffyfluffles is intrigued
<fluffyfluffles> lol

[Carrie]

damn it............

[Carrie]

[11:27pm] <Morph8437> do u want to do something interesting
[11:27pm] <Feenies-Wife> not really
[11:27pm] <Feenies-Wife> Im more of a wanna do something thats no fun at all kinda girl
[11:30pm] <Morph8437> r u married to yoda

[Carrie]

I am dieing! We got this guy! Yoda is soooo my hero!

[11:31pm] <@Yoda> damn
[11:31pm] Morph8437: asl please
[11:31pm] Yoda: 16 f mi
[11:31pm] Yoda: u
[11:31pm] Yoda: r u talkin to feenies-wife
[11:31pm] Morph8437: 21,m
[11:31pm] Morph8437: so what u upto
[11:31pm] Yoda: nothing really
[11:31pm] Yoda: but do r u talkin to feenies-wife
[11:31pm] Morph8437: yeah
[11:31pm] Morph8437: is that a problem
[11:31pm] Yoda: well guess what this is her husband..look bud she is cheating on me tell her to stop cheating on "Yoda" please
[11:31pm] Morph8437: okay i will
[11:31pm] Yoda: thanks dude i owe you one
[11:32pm] <@Feenies-Wife> thats so great
[11:32pm] <@Feenies-Wife> you are so awsome!
[11:32pm] <@Yoda> I love Morphs

[Nilly_Chipples]

LOL :clap:

[Big Chris]

OMG... Thats gotta count to brownie points for the baddest gurl on here

[Carrie]

Amber : lol
Amber : wooooooooooooooooooT! stealthed him finally
Amber : weird *~*~*~*~er talkin about thongs and farts
carrie_tarleton: lol
carrie_tarleton: thats funny
Amber : suuuuuuuuure

[Nilly_Chipples]

[10:29pm]« lisa[bed » lil amb is my lesbean lover
[10:29pm]«@ EvilStellar» lmao
[10:29pm]« lisa[bed » and she is jealous
[10:29pm]« lisa[bed » cuz I had a online relationship
[10:29pm]« lisa[bed » with a dood
[10:29pm]« Lord_of_the_Dense » even a esbian knows how to spell it
[10:29pm]« lisa[bed » that I happen to break up with him
[10:29pm]« Lord_of_the_Dense » lol
[10:29pm]« Lord_of_the_Dense » +l
[10:30pm]« Lord_of_the_Dense » whew...
[10:30pm] <lil_amb> LMFAO

[Carrie]

I have really got to get my mIRC installed on this PC! I hate not being in there....ever.:(

[Nilly_Chipples]

no doubt, and that bitchbot in #chikensex justs gets crazier n crazier....I can't even post that conversation LOL.


As for LOTD , he's a funny lil fella :laugh:

[Nilly_Chipples]

11:39pm] ChanServ sets mode: +a potato
[11:39pm] ChanServ sets mode: +o potato
[11:41pm]«@ dabc» hey spud!
[11:42pm] <lil_amb> you gonna talk bout her rack now>?
[11:43pm]«@ potato» dabc
[11:43pm]«@ potato» i dont have boobs
[11:44pm] <lil_amb> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
[11:44pm]«@ dabc» hey spud
[11:44pm]«@ dabc» nice rack
[11:44pm]«@ potato» B's dont count
[11:44pm]«@ dabc» there i did it happy lil amb? loL
[11:44pm]«@ dabc» oh please spud
[11:44pm]«@ potato» weirdos
[11:44pm]«@ dabc» tits are like xmas gifts
[11:44pm]«@ dabc» it's the thought that counts
[11:44pm] <lil_amb> Rolling Õn The Floor £aughing My Âss Õff
[11:45pm] <lil_amb> you...my dear...ARE JUST NOT RIGHT!
[11:45pm]«@ potato» ...
[11:45pm]«@ dabc» im just joking
[11:45pm]«@ dabc» yeesh
[11:45pm]«@ dabc» so serious
[11:45pm]«@ potato» weirdos
[11:45pm]«@ dabc» :S
[11:45pm] * dabc leaves awkwardly

[Nilly_Chipples]

[11:56pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [11:56pm] <pmanny> hi
[11:56pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [11:57pm] <Feenies-Wife> oh damn
[11:56pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [11:57pm] <Feenies-Wife> how do you keep finding me?
[11:56pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [11:57pm] <pmanny> just luck
[11:56pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [11:57pm] <pmanny> asl?
[11:56pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [11:58pm] <Feenies-Wife> I wouldn't tell you before why the hell would I tell you now?
[11:56pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [11:58pm] <pmanny> please?




This is the reason we all love FW! :urock:

[Carrie]

My KB sucks!

[11:36pm] @hotguy69> lol they wotn play
[11:36pm] @hotguy69> lol
[11:36pm] @Feenies-Wife> nope...pretty sure I don't wanna play
[11:36pm] @hotguy69> lol
[11:36pm] @Feenies-Wife> crackerjacker, WHERE DID OU GO?
[11:37pm] @Feenies-Wife> ER
[11:37pm] @Feenies-Wife> soor
[11:37pm] @Feenies-Wife> er
[11:37pm] @Feenies-Wife> sorry
[11:37pm] @Feenies-Wife> didn't mean to scream at ya
[11:41pm] hotguy69 (PervFect@pleasure.you.cant.measure) is now known as bettybutton
[11:41pm] crackerjacker> its cool
[11:42pm] @Feenies-Wife> yep
[11:42pm] @Feenies-Wife> I was right...did not wanna play
[11:42pm] @Feenies-Wife> LOL

[Carrie]

[12:17am] <@Feenies-Wife> whats a scat pic?
[12:17am] <@jaba> im not explaining that one
[12:17am] <@Feenies-Wife> I don't want to see one, just wanted to know what it was
[12:17am] <@Feenies-Wife> why not?
[12:17am] <@Feenies-Wife> it can't be worse than tubgirl
[12:17am] <@Feenies-Wife> lol
[12:17am] <@jaba> because that's something worth seeing yourself
[12:17am] <@Feenies-Wife> oh no!
[12:18am] <+crackerjacker> a scat picture
[12:18am] <+crackerjacker> is a nude picture?
[12:18am] <@Feenies-Wife> I fell for the tubgirl once
[12:18am] <@Feenies-Wife> it was pretty comical how it all came about tho
[12:18am] <@Feenies-Wife> lol
[12:18am] <+crackerjacker> ?
[12:18am] <+crackerjacker> fw you a guy
[12:18am] <@jaba> ive fell for them all
[12:18am] <+crackerjacker> but fell for a girl?
[12:18am] <+crackerjacker> how is that possibly
[12:19am] <+crackerjacker> I mean yoru a gilr
[12:19am] <+crackerjacker> I mean yoru a gilr
[12:19am] <@Feenies-Wife> makes me laugh everytime I read the quotable thread
[12:19am] <+crackerjacker> lol
[12:19am] <@jaba> goatse, lemon party, tubgirl
[12:19am] <@Feenies-Wife> LMFAO
[12:19am] <+crackerjacker> tubgirl?
[12:20am] <+crackerjacker> goatse ass I seen
[12:20am] <+crackerjacker> with the anus
[12:20am] <+crackerjacker> but the other
[12:20am] <+crackerjacker> I didn't
[12:20am] <+crackerjacker> I shouldn't see it though right?>
[12:20am] <+crackerjacker> hmm

[Carrie]

unite has joined. unite «» has Quit iRC
unite has joined.
<unite> Hello
<@lordpake> evening
<unite> opme
<@lordpake> how do i know you're the one your nick implies you to be?
lordpake sets mode: +o unite
Naked sets mode: -ahoq unite unite unite unite
<unite> • Thanks for the @ •
<@lordpake> :P
<unite> good question
<@lordpake> naked apparently disagrees
<unite> not sure...I will get fw to do it llater when I get her on the phone....way to look out for the security
* unite is in the twilight zone
unite has parted.
<@lordpake> now the catnap
<@Feenies-Wife> lol
<@Feenies-Wife> hes so not getting on here LMAO

[sepia]

Whatever happened to the chat box that was installed here? It was so much easier than mIRC.

[Carrie]

We have the java chat installed now.
theres 2 links on the front page in the welcome box, one for people who don't have a mIRC client and a second link for those who do:) Its very simple to use, just clink in the link, you will be prompted to run the java, click yes, and then fill out your user name and hit connect:) Hope to see you in there! We have a lot of fun in there!

[Carrie]

[1:21am] @Feenies-Wife> I can shrink it for you
[1:21am] @Feenies-Wife> and then Ill post it
[1:21am] @Feenies-Wife> then, you copy it, and repost it
[1:22am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> aight hold up
[1:23am] @Feenies-Wife> um...I already did it
[1:23am] @Feenies-Wife> and your tag didn't work
[1:23am] @Feenies-Wife> lol
[1:24am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> i havent upped it yet
[1:24am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> O FFS!
[1:24am] @Feenies-Wife> lol
[1:24am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> and we have redunancy
[1:24am] @Feenies-Wife> lol
[1:25am] @Feenies-Wife> I got it

[Carrie]

[1:28am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> theres a good way ya can get tough
[1:28am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> start benchin your kids
[1:28am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> and tell em theyre in an airplane
[1:28am] <@lil_amb> I do that

[Carrie]

[1:12am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> im serious
[1:12am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> hopefully ya get that riddle
[1:12am] @lil_amb> o lord
[1:13am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> now FW
[1:13am] @lil_amb> honestly....I'm not that smart
[1:13am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> them is some intensly fit birds with some great chesticles
[1:13am] @Feenies-Wife> what
[1:13am] @Feenies-Wife> did I miss something
[1:14am] @Feenies-Wife> where did you see balls?
[1:14am] @Feenies-Wife> oh
[1:14am] @Feenies-Wife> never mind

[Carrie]

[1:05am] @lil_amb> my kids trying to kill me
[1:06am] @Feenies-Wife> here, let me help her

[Carrie]

[1:03am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> have ya ever done a snow angel in nothing but your boxers?
[1:03am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> thats exhilarating
[1:03am] @Feenies-Wife> what do you have in your wallet?
[1:03am] @Feenies-Wife> no
[1:03am] @Feenies-Wife> but I did a snow angel naked once
[1:04am] @Feenies-Wife> it didn't have any wings..............
[1:04am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> that musta been choice
[1:04am] @NitnayLion> I can pee my name in the snow
[1:04am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> LOL
[1:04am] @Feenies-Wife> I can't
[1:04am] @Feenies-Wife> :(
[1:04am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> NL
[1:04am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> TEE EHM AYE!
[1:04am] @NitnayLion> and dot the I's
[1:04am] @Feenies-Wife> lol
[1:04am] @Feenies-Wife> wow
[1:05am] @lil_amb> Øh MY God
[1:05am] <@Feenies-Wife> I can make a little yellow hole in the snow
[1:05am] <@lil_amb> ok...powder and farts DO NOT go well together
[1:05am] <@Feenies-Wife> :)

[Carrie]

[12:12am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> UTC is the only p2p news site i have an acct in
[12:13am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> sure i visit your competitors but :)
[12:13am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> UTC4lyfe
[12:21am] @Lord_of_the_Dense> dayum
[12:21am] @Feenies-Wife> your the bomb [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]
[12:21am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> tru that
[12:21am] @Lord_of_the_Dense> fw..
[12:21am] @Feenies-Wife> yea?
[12:22am] @Lord_of_the_Dense> what's your/unite's view on TBH?
[12:22am] @Feenies-Wife> tbh? The boobies home?
[12:22am] @Lord_of_the_Dense> well..that says something there...
[12:22am] @Lord_of_the_Dense> The BIg Hack
[12:23am] @Feenies-Wife> oh
[12:23am] @Feenies-Wife> LMAo
[12:23am] * @Lord_of_the_Dense makes note that FW frequents a place called "The Boobies Home"
[12:23am] @Feenies-Wife> lol
[12:23am] @Feenies-Wife> do not

[Carrie]

[11:55pm] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> well anyways heres what it does
[11:55pm] * +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] looks in his stable of bitches
[11:55pm] * +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] -_- p2p5401109
[11:55pm] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> Yo, p2p5401109 Gimmah Muh Money!
[11:56pm] @Feenies-Wife> hahaha
[11:56pm] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> then it kicks with a "damn hoe you didnt pay yo shit up" message
[11:56pm] @Lord_of_the_Dense> lol
[11:56pm] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> yeah thats the only cool kick script i got
[11:58pm] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> www.gunradio.com/la5er/Dryer1.JPG
[11:58pm] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> thats me IN the dryer
[12:01am] @Lord_of_the_Dense> lol
[12:01am] @Feenies-Wife> LMAO

[Nilly_Chipples]

[9:37pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» good Lord
[9:38pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» I am in here for 4 seconds
[9:38pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» and already
[9:38pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [6:44pm] <on-ya> hey
[9:38pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [6:44pm] <Feenies-Wife> what
[9:38pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [6:45pm] <on-ya> r u gonna talk to me
[9:38pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [6:45pm] <on-ya> how old r u
[9:38pm] <lil_amb> £aughing My Âss Õff
[9:38pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [6:45pm] <Feenies-Wife> no why would you think I would talk to you? do I know you?
[9:38pm]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» lol
[9:39pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [6:45pm] <on-ya> yo wtf
[9:39pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» [6:45pm] <on-ya> r ya
[9:39pm] <lil_amb> they loves ya

[Nilly_Chipples]

9:39pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» dense
[9:39pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» Im telling you what
[9:39pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» its the neame
[9:39pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» er
[9:39pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» mane
[9:39pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» er
[9:39pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» name
[9:39pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» damn t
[9:39pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» it
[9:39pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» FUCK
[9:39pm] <lil_amb> HA HA HA

[Nilly_Chipples]

[9:41pm]«@ NitnayLion» Wife says I have something dead in me.
[9:41pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» dead rake?
[9:41pm]«@ NitnayLion» I didn't use the bathroom fan
[9:41pm] <lil_amb> ewwww
[9:42pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» LAMO
[9:42pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» er
[9:42pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» LMAO
[9:42pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» damn
[9:42pm]«@ NitnayLion» can we say "Peal Paint"
[9:42pm] <lil_amb> Rolling Õn The Floor £aughing My Âss Õff
[9:42pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» well
[9:42pm]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» lol
[9:42pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» we could
[9:42pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» but I would rather say peel
[9:42pm] <lil_amb> my house smells like ass too
[9:43pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» LMAO

[Nilly_Chipples]

[9:43pm] * Lord_of_the_Dense plans to visit Feenies-Wife
[9:43pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» really?
[9:43pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» how are you going to do that?
[9:43pm] <lil_amb> im so jealous :(
[9:44pm]«@ NitnayLion» Take a train
[9:44pm]«@ NitnayLion» LoL
[9:44pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» wow really
[9:44pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» oh
[9:44pm]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» what even
[9:44pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» I thought that was Lord_of_the_Dense that said that
[9:45pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» where did everyone go?
[9:45pm] <lil_amb> im here
[9:45pm] <lil_amb> watching you
[9:45pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» Naked
[9:45pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» er
[9:45pm]«@ NitnayLion» I needed to light a match
[9:45pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» NitnayLion
[9:45pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» lol
[9:45pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» never mind
[9:45pm]«@ NitnayLion» never again

[Nilly_Chipples]

[10:07pm]«@ NitnayLion» I don't care for Micky D's
[10:07pm] Quits: jaba (none@have.some.mentos) (QUIT: Ping timeout)
[10:08pm]«@ NitnayLion» I am BK kind of guy
[10:08pm] <lil_amb> Ewww!
[10:08pm]«@ NitnayLion» Dang
[10:09pm] <lil_amb> no wonder your ass reeks
[10:09pm]«@ NitnayLion» My ass rules LoL
[10:09pm] <lil_amb> suuuure

[Big Chris]

[17:00] <RaDiOBoT> Blue Oyster Cult - Joan Crawford
[17:00] * Big_Chris moons the monitor
[17:01] <fluffyfluffles> woo hoo
[17:01] <fluffyfluffles> if i wanted to see a red bumpy surface i'd look at pics of Mars
[17:01] <fluffyfluffles> jk jkjk
[17:01] * Big_Chris cries in the corner
[17:02] <fluffyfluffles> i was kidding
[17:02] <fluffyfluffles> sorrrrry
[17:02] <Big_Chris> mind you you'll never see a crack in mars like mine
[17:02] <fluffyfluffles> oh man
[17:02] <Big_Chris> lmao
[17:02] <fluffyfluffles> FOR THE RECORD Big_Chris STARTED THIS
[17:02] <RipperRoo> lol

[Nilly_Chipples]

LMFAO:clap: I love Fluffs humor, she's awesome:clap: :clap: :clap:

[Carrie]

[11:29pm] @lil_amb> :O
[11:29pm] @Feenies-Wife> damn
[11:29pm] @Feenies-Wife> thats not cool
[11:29pm] @Feenies-Wife> I like me
[11:29pm] @Lord_of_the_Dense> u got a big mouth lil_amb
[11:29pm] @Feenies-Wife> hahaha
[11:29pm] @Lord_of_the_Dense> the dog don't
[11:29pm] @lil_amb> I know
[11:29pm] @Feenies-Wife> that why the men like her
[11:29pm] @Lord_of_the_Dense> :D
[11:30pm] @Feenies-Wife> 30%
[11:30pm] @lil_amb> and my heads flat...
[11:30pm] @lil_amb> deflates evenly
[11:30pm] @Lord_of_the_Dense> long as the chest isn't
[11:30pm] @Feenies-Wife> her chest does when need be
[11:31pm] @lil_amb> no, I do believe I am a sister of Mt ST. Helens
[11:31pm] @Feenies-Wife> and she just blew
[11:31pm] @Feenies-Wife> hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
[11:31pm] @Feenies-Wife> w00t
[11:32pm] @Lord_of_the_Dense> dayum
[11:32pm] @lil_amb> :('
[11:32pm] @Feenies-Wife> yea I know

[Nilly_Chipples]

I thought you meant "your funny" Miss Typo Queen :P

[sepia]

Originally posted by Feenies-Wife

[1:04am] @NitnayLion> I can pee my name in the snow
[1:04am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> LOL
[1:04am] @Feenies-Wife> I can't
[1:04am] @Feenies-Wife> :(
[1:04am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> NL
[1:04am] +[GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> TEE EHM AYE!
[1:04am] @NitnayLion> and dot the I's
[1:04am] @Feenies-Wife> lol
[1:04am] @Feenies-Wife> wow
[1:05am] @lil_amb> Øh MY God
[1:05am] <@Feenies-Wife> I can make a little yellow hole in the snow
[1:05am] <@lil_amb> ok...powder and farts DO NOT go well together
[1:05am] <@Feenies-Wife> :) So can I Nitnay, its all in the hips. I can even dot the i. Just took a long winter and a lot of practice.

[NitnayLion]

What about the T's ?

[Carrie]

Why would she dot the t's?:hammered:

[Carrie]

Originally posted by lil_amb
I thought you meant "your funny" Miss Typo Queen :P

What?

[NitnayLion]

Originally posted by Feenies-Wife
Why would she dot the t's?:hammered:


No silly you would have to cross them unless of course you would want to make a"T" out of dots.

[Big Chris]

Originally posted by NitnayLion
No silly you would have to cross them unless of course you would want to make a"T" out of dots.

Out of dots? Would be some kind of semi-automatic peeing system then?

[Carrie]

LMAO @ BigChris! you make it, Ill try it.

on a side note,

[6:34pm] <sucker> hey
[6:36pm] <Feenies-Wife> what
[6:36pm] <sucker> hey
[6:36pm] <Feenies-Wife> what
[6:36pm] <sucker> hello, hi, how are you
[6:36pm] <Feenies-Wife> hey

[Carrie]

Grr! I swear Bill gates is EVIL. He names programs stupid names so you can't say you hate them!

[6:42pm] <+Feenies-Wife> I use XP as well, but I really like XP
[6:43pm] <@aqlo> its nice compared to several things i can think of
[6:43pm] <+Feenies-Wife> me
[6:43pm] <+crackerjacker> heh
[6:43pm] <+crackerjacker> i will upgrade
[6:43pm] <+Feenies-Wife> well, ME
[6:43pm] <+crackerjacker> eh
[6:43pm] <@aqlo> lol!

[Carrie]

[6:57pm] <cj> aqlo
[6:58pm] <cj> i am crashing to much
[6:58pm] <cj> u know about memory addresses
[6:58pm] <cj> and mother boards?
[6:58pm] <@aqlo> what?
[6:58pm] <cj> on my puter
[6:58pm] <+Feenies-Wife> lol
[6:58pm] crackerjacker «cj@p2p-) has Quit iRC (Ping timeout)
[6:58pm] <@aqlo> im baiting a chipmunk
[6:58pm] <cj> dam
[6:58pm] <+Feenies-Wife> LMFAO
[6:58pm] <cj> leave lordie alone
[6:58pm] <cj> he just need a walnut
[6:58pm] <cj> he be fine

[Carrie]

[6:59pm] <@aqlo> sure, its probably your oem drivers, have to contact the manufacturer
[6:59pm] <cj> but i dunno how it got fixed
[6:59pm] <cj> oem drivers?
[6:59pm] <@aqlo> *click* daaaaaaaaa
[6:59pm] <cj> fro mobo
[6:59pm] <@aqlo> sorry, my impression of microsoft helpdesk
[7:00pm] <cj> hmm

[Carrie]

[8:03pm] <@lil_amb> i pulled out in front of him evidentally
[8:03pm] <@Feenies-Wife> OMG I feel like shit
[8:03pm] * @lil_amb rollseyes
[8:03pm] <@Feenies-Wife> ha
[8:04pm] <@Feenies-Wife> you should have said " you dumb fuck! don't you know people get killed everyday over Road rage"?
[8:04pm] <@lil_amb> whats wrong with you
[8:04pm] <@Feenies-Wife> then you should have shot him in the eye with a hot dog
[8:04pm] <@Feenies-Wife> nothing
[8:04pm] <@Feenies-Wife> whats wrong with you
[8:05pm] <@Feenies-Wife> ?

[Carrie]

[8:29pm] <@Feenies-Wife> her dad is my moms brother
[8:29pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> you's is cousins then
[8:29pm] <@Feenies-Wife> yep
[8:29pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> cooloi
[8:29pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> ?
[8:29pm] <@Feenies-Wife> lol
[8:29pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> co-lee-yo

[Carrie]

[8:39pm] <Volvo_Driver2> hi
[8:39pm] <Feenies-Wife> hi
[8:39pm] <Volvo_Driver2> how u doin?
[8:39pm] <Feenies-Wife> I am fine
[8:39pm] <Volvo_Driver2> where are u from?
[8:40pm] <Feenies-Wife> why?
[8:40pm] <Volvo_Driver2> isnt this a chat room?
[8:40pm] <Feenies-Wife> no
[8:40pm] <Feenies-Wife> this is a private message
[8:40pm] <Volvo_Driver2> im 35, m, mi
[8:41pm] <Feenies-Wife> ok
[8:41pm] <Volvo_Driver2> how old are u?
[8:42pm] <Feenies-Wife> 12
[8:42pm] <Volvo_Driver2> why does ur name say wife if u are so young?
[8:43pm] <Feenies-Wife> if you can see that Im a wife, why are you sending me a private message?
[8:43pm] <Volvo_Driver2> because im married and i like married women
[8:43pm] <Volvo_Driver2> to chat with

:disgust:

[Carrie]

cj...my hero!

[8:51pm] <+cj> <cj> eww baby
[8:51pm] <+cj> <cj> i love u
[8:51pm] <+cj> <cj> u there?
[8:51pm] <+cj> <Volvo_Driver2> yes?
[8:51pm] <+cj> <cj> i love u
[8:51pm] <+cj> <Volvo_Driver2> thats sweet
[8:51pm] <+cj> <cj> wanna spank me or some shit like that?
[8:51pm] <+cj> sure tel me

[Carrie]

[8:52pm] <+cj> <Volvo_Driver2> not really
[8:52pm] <+cj> <Volvo_Driver2> i think ur a guy
[8:52pm] <+cj> <cj> no
[8:52pm] <+cj> <cj> a guy cant where a dildo
[8:52pm] <+cj> <Volvo_Driver2> how old ar u?

[Carrie]

8:55pm] <+cj> <Volvo_Driver2> not on my list of things to do
[8:55pm] <+cj> <Volvo_Driver2> do u like that?
[8:55pm] <+cj> <cj> of course u do
[8:55pm] <+cj> <cj> admit it
[8:55pm] <+cj> <cj> between u and me
[8:55pm] <+cj> <cj> *wink*
[8:55pm] <+cj> <cj> its ok ifu are like that
[8:55pm] <+cj> <Volvo_Driver2> not even close
[8:55pm] <+cj> <cj> twinky toes and shit
[8:55pm] <+cj> <cj> why not?
[8:55pm] <+cj> <cj> have u not come out of closet yet?
[8:55pm] <@aqlo> lol, now change your name to "Feenies-Girlfriend"
cj (cj@p2p-4DB9B093.ny5030.east.verizon.net) is now known as Feenies[girlfriend
[8:56pm] <+Feenies-Wife> LMFAO!
[8:56pm] <+Feenies[girlfriend> <cj> but i am no lesbo
[8:56pm] <+Feenies[girlfriend> <Volvo_Driver2> are u black, white, hispanic?
[8:56pm] <+Feenies[girlfriend> <Feenies[girlfriend> i am chinese
[8:56pm] <+Feenies[girlfriend> <Volvo_Driver2> so ur cj?
[8:56pm] <+Feenies[girlfriend> <Feenies[girlfriend> sure
[8:56pm] <+Feenies[girlfriend> <Feenies[girlfriend> i am o so hawt
[8:56pm] <+Feenies[girlfriend> <Feenies[girlfriend> wanna suck my :spark: :spark:
[8:57pm] <+Feenies[girlfriend> Volvo_Driver2> u started nice
[8:57pm] <+Feenies-Wife> LMFAO!
[8:57pm] * @aqlo is clappin

[Nilly_Chipples]

[9:10pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» well
[9:10pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» no Im bored
[9:10pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» no
[9:10pm] <lil_amb> me too
[9:10pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» no
[9:10pm] <lil_amb> now'
[9:10pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» FUCk
[9:10pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» now
[9:11pm] <lil_amb> £aughing My Âss Õff
[9:11pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» what ever
[9:11pm]«@ Feenies-Wife» lol

[Carrie]

[9:20pm] * @Lord_of_the_Dense just felt a cold draft and realizes he has no pants
[9:20pm] <@Feenies-Wife> dude
[9:20pm] <@Feenies-Wife> if I sneeze anymore I am going to break my neck I think
[9:20pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> WTF!!!
[9:20pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> amber!
[9:20pm] <@Feenies-Wife> lol
[9:21pm] <@lil_amb> whjat
[9:21pm] <@lil_amb> I said please fucker
[9:21pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> * lil_amb sets mode: -clothes Lord_of_the_Dense
[9:22pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> yeah, but it's cold here
[9:22pm] <@lil_amb> Ðõ H
[9:22pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> you gotta keep me warm too
[9:22pm] <@lil_amb> I thought you were fw when you said amber
[9:22pm] <@lil_amb> Rolling Õn The Floor £aughing My Âss Õff
[9:22pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> D'oh
[9:22pm] <@lil_amb> sorry...didn't mean fucker to you
[9:22pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> Sure ;)
[9:22pm] <@lil_amb> ummm get a weinie warmer?
[9:23pm] <@lil_amb> cuz I want ya naked
[9:23pm] <@lil_amb> sorry
[9:23pm] <@lil_amb> Im not
[9:23pm] * @Lord_of_the_Dense goes and buys some Hot Pockets
[9:23pm] <@lil_amb> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
[9:24pm] <@lil_amb> I could...fart I guess
[9:24pm] <@Feenies-Wife> you are making tadd proud I am sure
[9:24pm] * @lil_amb says yes...I took drugs
[9:24pm] <@lil_amb> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
«cj in #beatbox at » slaps Feenies-Wife around a bit with a TCL powered popup
[9:25pm] <@Feenies-Wife> wow! did you see that? CJ just slapped me from the other room!

[Carrie]

[9:38pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> or anything for that matter
[9:38pm] <@Feenies-Wife> lol
[9:38pm] <@Feenies-Wife> give it time, you will
[9:39pm] <@Feenies-Wife> did you ever put your pants back on>
[9:39pm] <@Feenies-Wife> ?
[9:39pm] <@Feenies-Wife> I can't help you if you don't have pants on
[9:39pm] <@Feenies-Wife> no shoes no pants no service
[9:39pm] <@lil_amb> he cant
[9:39pm] <@lil_amb> I ate them
[9:39pm] <@Feenies-Wife> why?
[9:40pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> seems amber needs fiber
[9:40pm] <@Feenies-Wife> your not supposed to eat his pants, its whats in side that you gobble
[9:40pm] <@lil_amb> LOL, I'll not comment
[9:40pm] * @Lord_of_the_Dense frowns at the idea of getting "gobbled"
[9:40pm] <@Feenies-Wife> lol
[9:40pm] <@Feenies-Wife> why?
[9:41pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> well.
[9:41pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> first
[9:41pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> it sounds like a turey
[9:41pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> turkey
[9:41pm] <@Feenies-Wife> LMAO
[9:41pm] <@lil_amb> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
[9:41pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> second, if "she" was making that sound at the same time, it may be a bit embarrasing
[9:41pm] <@Feenies-Wife> OMG
[9:41pm] <@lil_amb> ROFL
[9:42pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> lol
:disgust:

[Carrie]

[9:53pm] <@Feenies-Wife> good thing you have a life time supply of batteries
[9:53pm] <@lil_amb> I guess...they make more each day
[9:54pm] <@lil_amb> Im deeply invested in batteries
[9:54pm] <@Feenies-Wife> I bet my poor husband wishes I was
[9:54pm] <@Feenies-Wife> oh speaking of....I haven't seen him in a few hours
[9:54pm] <@lil_amb> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
[9:54pm] <@lil_amb> wheres he
[9:55pm] <@Feenies-Wife> never realized how big this house was until the other day when I lost him somewhere in side the house
[9:55pm] <@Feenies-Wife> um
[9:55pm] <@lil_amb> yea
[9:55pm] <@Feenies-Wife> I think hes in the attic
[9:55pm] <@Feenies-Wife> I can't prove that tho
[9:56pm] <@lil_amb> I love it when they say"oh shes ...in this room" Im all like ok what door is that?
[9:56pm] <@Feenies-Wife> hahaha
[9:56pm] <@lil_amb> go walking into a door and it be a cloet or something
[9:56pm] <@lil_amb> closet maybe even

[Nilly_Chipples]

[8:30pm] 14[8:30pm] * [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] less than threes amb
[8:31pm] <lil_amb> 14?15¿
[8:32pm] <lil_amb> Im confused
[8:34pm] 1414[8:34pm]00«14 [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] 00» easy
[8:34pm] 1414[8:34pm]00«14 [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] 00» whats the less than sign?
[8:36pm] <lil_amb> <
[8:36pm] <lil_amb> your less than three?
[8:37pm] 1414[8:37pm]00«14 [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] 00» ok now whats plural notation?
[8:38pm] 1414[8:38pm]00«14 [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] 00» err ownage notation?
[8:38pm] <lil_amb> t' hell if I know LOL
[8:38pm] 1414[8:38pm]00«14 [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] 00» you got the first part
[8:38pm] <lil_amb> 14?15¿
[8:39pm] 1414[8:39pm]00«14 [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] 00» ok now
[8:39pm] 1414[8:39pm]00«14 [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] 00» you got the first part
[8:40pm] 1414[8:40pm]00«14 [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] 00» so that makes it
[8:40pm] 14[8:40pm] * [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] < threes amb
[8:40pm] <lil_amb> 2
[8:40pm] 1414[8:40pm]00«14 [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] 00» no no
[8:40pm] <lil_amb> 14{15{ 14£15åügHîñg 14Ø15üt 14£15öüÐ 14}15}
[8:40pm] <lil_amb> I got ya
[8:40pm] <lil_amb> 14£15aughing 14M15y 14Â15ss 14Õ15ff
[8:40pm] 1414[8:40pm]00«14 [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] 00» see :)
[8:41pm] <lil_amb> congrats on the position :)
[8:41pm] 1414[8:41pm]00«14 [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] 00» gotta love them riddles i throw down

[Nilly_Chipples]

[12:12am] @Lord_of_the_Dense>yo foxy_lamb
[12:13am] <lil_amb> hey hey Lord_Sexiness :)))
[12:13am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense> I'm starting a new band
[12:14am] <lil_amb> kick ass
[12:14am]Lord_of_the_Dense>It's called Mage Without Sheets
[12:14am] <lil_amb> your in a mood huh?
[12:14am]@ Lord_of_the_Dense> you're my inspiration
[12:14am] <lil_amb> sweeeeeeeeeet
[12:14am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense> ;P
[12:15am] <lil_amb> album cover can be me eating your pants then
[12:15am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense> oh..that
[12:15am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense> huh huh huh

[Nilly_Chipples]

[12:16am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] > have you guys set up a channel on ETG yet?
[12:16am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense> channel?
[12:16am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> yeah
[12:16am] <lil_amb>TY
[12:16am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] >what were talking in now is a channel
[12:16am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense> holy cow...
[12:16am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense> lol
[12:16am] <lil_amb> no hun...fw is really busy
[12:16am] <lil_amb> i dont know how
[12:16am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense> I didn't even know it was La5er!!
[12:16am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] > hehe
[12:17am] * Lord_of_the_Dense slaps self
[12:17am] * lil_amb slaps selfs ass
[12:17am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] > amb youre supposed to let me do that
[12:17am] * Lord_of_the_Dense watches amb slappin that ass
[12:17am] <lil_amb> by self i meant him lol
[12:18am][GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] > oh
[12:18am] <lil_amb> rofl
[12:18am] <lil_amb> u2
[12:18am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] >and dang it
[12:18am] <lil_amb> sheesh!

[Nilly_Chipples]

[12:18am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] >my friends gave me titty twisters and now my nipples are feelin tingly
[12:18am] <lil_amb> woot!!!!
[12:18am] <lil_amb> next time...
[12:18am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] > but theres one thing i dont get
[12:19am][GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]> is how girls nipples can become an inch or more long
[12:19am] <lil_amb> freeze them with ice cubes b4 they do it...they use wax afterwards
[12:19am] <lil_amb> ;)
[12:19am] <lil_amb> bout the same way you wang works darlin :D
[12:19am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense> those are scary [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]
[12:20am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] > so they have blood in them as well that does the same thing as an erection?
[12:21am] <lil_amb> more or less
[12:21am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense> kinda the opposite too
[12:21am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense>seems to cnstrict
[12:21am] <lil_amb> some peoples
[12:21am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] >and for the love of nothing ive gotta do this hw
[12:22am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense> reminds me of balloon art..you know, the part of those long balloons the clown doesn't blow up to make the tail of the animals.
[12:22am] <lil_amb> yea LOL
[12:23am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense> sick part is it's almost the same texture
[12:23am] @ Lord_of_the_Dense> you wanna blow the damn things up
[12:24am] <lil_amb> ha ha ha

[Nilly_Chipples]

[12:25am][GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] > TIGHT!
[12:25am] <lil_amb> you quote um [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]
[12:25am] Lord_of_the_Dense> but she's the boss
[12:25am] <lil_amb> :P
[12:25am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] > amber youre tight in a cool way
[12:25am] <lil_amb> well thanks, I think
[12:26am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] > you know it
[12:26am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] > hey LOTD would you tell me this
[12:26am] Lord_of_the_Dense> try to
[12:26am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] >Why is it that I always hit on women older than me??
[12:26am] Lord_of_the_Dense>cause you're 12..I don't know
[12:27am] Lord_of_the_Dense>j/k
[12:27am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] > im 20 :)
[12:27am] <lil_amb> does the word MILF mean anything to you?
[12:27am] Lord_of_the_Dense>sure, but does it mean anything to YOU>?
[12:27am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] > . . .
[12:27am] <lil_amb> suuuuuuuuuuuure
[12:27am] Lord_of_the_Dense> lol
[12:27am] [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] >amb do you play ANY types of comptuer games?
[12:27am] Lord_of_the_Dense> the urge for MILF grows as you get older
[12:27am] Lord_of_the_Dense> it's inevitable really
[12:28am] Lord_of_the_Dense>course she does
[12:28am] <lil_amb> yes I do
[12:28am] <lil_amb> but not much
[12:29am] <lil_amb> yea the whole MILF thing is cool so long as the dudes over 19
[12:30am] Lord_of_the_Dense> y 19 amb?
[12:30am] <lil_amb> because it has "teen" in it LOL

[Carrie]

[9:45pm] <+Feenies-Wife> and my kids won't go to bed so the next time one runs through, Im going to trip her
[9:45pm] <Spec1al> MEANIE
[9:45pm] <Spec1al> JACKSON!
[9:46pm] <+Feenies-Wife> um, I said trip not touch or fondle

[Carrie]

[10:44pm] <@Feenies-Wife> that was mean
[10:44pm] <[GUNr]La5eR[ETGxPG]> haha
[10:44pm] <@Feenies-Wife> I have a pink thong on
[10:45pm] <[GUNr]La5eR[ETGxPG]> fw
[10:45pm] <@Feenies-Wife> yea?
[10:45pm] <[GUNr]La5eR[ETGxPG]> did amb tell you what i told her lastnight?
[10:45pm] <@Feenies-Wife> maybe
[10:45pm] <[GUNr]La5eR[ETGxPG]> well here goes again
[10:45pm] <@Feenies-Wife> ok
[10:45pm] <[GUNr]La5eR[ETGxPG]> if (FW == HOT) {
[10:45pm] <[GUNr]La5eR[ETGxPG]> ali.HOT() = true(future);
[10:45pm] <@Feenies-Wife> lol
[10:45pm] <@Feenies-Wife> yea she told me that
[10:46pm] <[GUNr]La5eR[ETGxPG]> better watch her like a hawk
[10:46pm] <[GUNr]La5eR[ETGxPG]> guys are prolly flockin to her
[10:46pm] <@Feenies-Wife> yes they are
[10:46pm] <@Feenies-Wife> lol
[10:46pm] <[GUNr]La5eR[ETGxPG]> that pic of her made my bro who is 14 go HOLY SHIT!@
[10:46pm] <@Feenies-Wife> LOL!

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by Feenies-Wife
[9:45pm] <+Feenies-Wife> and my kids won't go to bed so the next time one runs through, Im going to trip her
[9:45pm] <Spec1al> MEANIE
[9:45pm] <Spec1al> JACKSON!
[9:46pm] <+Feenies-Wife> um, I said trip not touch or fondle


LMFAO:thumbsup:

[Carrie]

[11:57pm] <@lil_amb> Ok..Im out...heads poundin, gonna hur;
[11:57pm] <@lil_amb> £urker
[11:57pm] <@lil_amb> errr
[11:57pm] <@lil_amb> £urker
[11:57pm] <@lil_amb> ac,k
[11:57pm] <@lil_amb> fuck it
[11:57pm] <@lil_amb> Im out

[Fister]

I hate to be an asshat
But a lot of this isnt too funny.
try
www.bash.org
But a lot of stuff there isnt funny either.

Just being a realist

[Nilly_Chipples]

ok, I must be missing somethng :shrug:

[Carrie]

ok, so I broke my invision.....

[sepia]

You forgot the one where I finally logged into the room, but was also playing in PS and forgot I was there. I replied to all the sepia
sepia
sepia
sepia.......

about 20 mins after you logged off. Sorry..........

[Nilly_Chipples]

[8:33pm]« imayoyo » any gurls in here want to have phone sex or c2c im yahoo messenger?
[8:34pm] <lil_amb> 1-900-chikinsex
[8:34pm]« imayoyo » no 900 #'s
[8:34pm] <lil_amb> really kinda scares me that people come in lookin for chikinsex
[8:35pm]« imayoyo » y?
[8:36pm] <lil_amb> don't you have just a local barn?
[8:38pm]Parts: imayoyo (Morph9900@p2p-2CBAA417.metrocast.net) «27 users »

[Carrie]

[10:27pm] * Feenies-Wife is not listening to [system of the down - chop suey] - (3:33/320kbps/joint stereo)
[10:27pm]«@ lil_amb» love that song
[10:27pm]« sepia » no, when I sign in, the guy who stares me down to let me know he is fully aware that I am fully aware that my 30 day trial was up about 4 months ago
[10:27pm] <Feenies-Wife> Laughing Out Loud
[10:27pm] <Feenies-Wife> I hate that guy
[10:27pm]« sepia » geek
[10:27pm]«@ lil_amb» me too
[10:28pm]« sepia » no, not worthy of such an honored title--assbutt
[10:28pm] <Feenies-Wife> I always want to poke his eyes out
[10:28pm] <Feenies-Wife> assbutt
[10:28pm] <Feenies-Wife> thats classic

[Carrie]

[12:51am] <Feenies-Wife> I don't
[12:51am]«@ sepia» hang onto one foot with the opposite hand behind you, like this,
[12:52am] <Feenies-Wife> like this?
[12:52am] <Feenies-Wife> you know I can't see you right?
[12:52am]«@ sepia» you should do yoga fw, it is relaxing and makes it so you can still put your ankles by your ears even at my age
[12:52am]«@ sepia» why not? You can hear music
[12:52am] <Feenies-Wife> good Lord!
[12:52am] <Feenies-Wife> £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ
[12:52am]«@ Gourd_in_my_Pants» yes
[12:53am]«@ Gourd_in_my_Pants» YES!
[12:53am]«@ sepia» what?

[sepia]

I don't believe you put that in there!!!


That was totally out of context everyone. We also talked about a certain individual, a staunch republican, and the PTA. And, that I suspect he is a closet democrat, and like John Kerry, he also thinks his running mate is scorching HOT....

[NitnayLion]

Now I know why my ears were ringing the other day.

[sepia]

Bwahhahahaha.......:bigwave:

This pic is just for you Nit......

[Carrie]

[12:31am]«+ sepia » let me get fw back in here
[12:32am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» where'd she go?
[12:32am] <Feenies-Wife> I was over there-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------->
[12:33am] <Feenies-Wife> where were you at?
[12:33am]«+ sepia » into IM with me about the link for the post and now whe's talking about big ickie spiders and snakes
[12:33am]«+ sepia » who sang that?
[12:34am] <Feenies-Wife> huh?
[12:34am]«+ sepia » i don't like spiders & snakes, and that aain't all it takes to love me, you fool, you fool..........

[Carrie]

[12:41am]« deadsoul82 » :(
[12:41am]« deadsoul82 » did u die?
[12:43am]« deadsoul » hello?
[12:43am] <Feenies-Wife> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
[12:43am] <Feenies-Wife> Lord_of_the_Dense
[12:44am]« deadsoul » huh?
[12:44am]« deadsoul82 » Feenies-Wife?
[12:45am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» no
[12:45am] <Feenies-Wife> what
12:45am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» didn't die
[12:45am]« deadsoul » oh right good
[12:45am] <Feenies-Wife> I was paging him
[12:45am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» still have to pee, drink water, do all those other human things
[12:45am]« deadsoul82 » human things are boring

[Carrie]

[1:04am]«@ sepia» teflon condowms?
[1:04am] <Feenies-Wife> do you have it set to auto join this room
[1:04am]«@ NitnayLion» what you use spermazid
[1:04am]«@ sepia» see, I don't use them
[1:04am]«@ sepia» can't even spell it
[1:05am] <Feenies-Wife> What The Fuck are you guys talking about?
[1:05am]«@ sepia» spit
[1:05am]«@ NitnayLion» ultra protected
[1:05am]«@ sepia» and altaoids

[sepia]

Damn IRC dude, keeps glaring at me cuz he knows I should pay him $20

[sepia]

insists I am no in a channel, I'm in three rooms

[sepia]

ass........

[sepia]

Originally posted by Feenies-Wife
[9:38pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> or anything for that matter
[9:38pm] <@Feenies-Wife> lol
[9:38pm] <@Feenies-Wife> give it time, you will
[9:39pm] <@Feenies-Wife> did you ever put your pants back on>
[9:39pm] <@Feenies-Wife> ?
[9:39pm] <@Feenies-Wife> I can't help you if you don't have pants on
[9:39pm] <@Feenies-Wife> no shoes no pants no service
[9:39pm] <@lil_amb> he cant
[9:39pm] <@lil_amb> I ate them
[9:39pm] <@Feenies-Wife> why?
[9:40pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> seems amber needs fiber
[9:40pm] <@Feenies-Wife> your not supposed to eat his pants, its whats in side that you gobble
[9:40pm] <@lil_amb> LOL, I'll not comment
[9:40pm] * @Lord_of_the_Dense frowns at the idea of getting "gobbled"
[9:40pm] <@Feenies-Wife> lol
[9:40pm] <@Feenies-Wife> why?
[9:41pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> well.
[9:41pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> first
[9:41pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> it sounds like a turey
[9:41pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> turkey
[9:41pm] <@Feenies-Wife> LMAO
[9:41pm] <@lil_amb> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
[9:41pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> second, if "she" was making that sound at the same time, it may be a bit embarrasing
[9:41pm] <@Feenies-Wife> OMG
[9:41pm] <@lil_amb> ROFL
[9:42pm] <@Lord_of_the_Dense> lol
:disgust:

Amber, never eat fiber bigger than your head

[Carrie]

Originally posted by sepia
Amber, never eat fiber bigger than your head

:rotfl:

[Carrie]

[12:56am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» aren't these setup to download by doing soem mp3 command?
[12:56am] <Feenies-Wife> I have no idea
[12:56am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» or was that just for [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]'s stiff
[12:56am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» lol
[12:56am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» stuff
[12:56am] <Feenies-Wife> ¯¯¯º [£]àuGhz [O]u+ [L]oÙÐ º¯¯¯
[12:56am] * Lord_of_the_Dense does not know about [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG]'s stiff
[12:56am] <Feenies-Wife> thinking og [GUNr]La5eR|ETGxPG] stiff are ya????
[12:57am] <Feenies-Wife> you lo0ie
[12:57am] <Feenies-Wife> wtf?
[12:57am] <Feenies-Wife> lie
[12:57am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» no, I would assume fluffy after the dryer
[12:57am] <Feenies-Wife> you are going to get me in trouble
[12:57am] <Feenies-Wife> £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ
12:57am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» sorry
[12:57am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» I will piss you off now to even it out
[12:58am] <Feenies-Wife> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öüÐ }}
[12:58am] <Feenies-Wife> you know where this is going
[12:58am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» ummm
[12:58am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» yeah
[12:58am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» it just dawned on me
[12:59am] <Feenies-Wife> I am seriously about to pee

[Nilly_Chipples]

I must say... LOTD's pants were much better than unite's :squint: :lilangel:

[sepia]

What were you doing with both their pants?
Get sick, miss the fun.

[Nilly_Chipples]

well I'm really not sure about unite's....you'd have to ask some overactive imaginations about that. BUT LOTD's I ate;)

[sepia]

Wow, I really do miss a lot (Sepia leads a much wilder life in the imagination of others than in real life, at least lately)--I missed out on any Unite rumours. sorry.
I hope LoTD had clean pants on then.

And I hope that all squished up, they are smaller than your head.

[Carrie]

to prove the above statement....

3:27pm]«@ sepia» ok
[3:27pm]«@ sepia» hi smitty
[3:28pm]« smitty » hi sepia
[3:28pm]« smitty » how are you
[3:28pm]«@ sepia» nice to see you in here. how's your weekend going?
[3:29pm]«@ sepia» i'm okay, taking a break from unpacking
[3:29pm]« smitty » almost over but not bad
[3:29pm]« smitty » whats you asl
[3:29pm] <Feenies-Wife> ok Im back
[3:29pm]«@ sepia» yeah, to bad sundays aren't actually saturday!!
[3:29pm]« smitty » i agree
[3:29pm]«@ sepia» my asl?
[3:29pm] <Feenies-Wife> hrm
[3:29pm]« smitty » age sex location
[3:29pm] <Feenies-Wife> can we not do that in here
[3:30pm]«@ sepia» transgender, I'm a woman now
[3:30pm] <Feenies-Wife> Laughing Out Loud
[3:30pm]«@ sepia» 24
[3:30pm]«@ sepia» United States
[3:30pm]« smitty » im uk
[3:30pm] <Feenies-Wife> smitty, how many times do you get the trueth about asl?
[3:30pm]«@ sepia» i always was a real woman, I just had to get the surgery--I looked at my penis as a birth defect
[3:31pm]«@ sepia» what is your asl?

[Carrie]

[4:03pm]«@ sepia» gia was explaining to me that Arnold Schwartzenegger invented the Hummer
[4:04pm]«@ sepia» I let her go on kinda laughing, then told her what the slang for hummers was
[4:04pm]«@ sepia» gia has stomped out of the room..................LOL

[Carrie]

8:38pm]« DrPhill001 » its cool
[8:38pm] <Feenies-Wife> what? where did you see a pic of me?
[8:39pm]« DrPhill001 » ha ha
[8:39pm]« DrPhill001 » no do u hav cjs pic
[8:39pm] <Feenies-Wife> no
[8:39pm] <Feenies-Wife> but why did you call me beautiful?
[8:39pm]« DrPhill001 » she afraid to show me
[8:39pm]« DrPhill001 » cauze u are
[8:39pm] <Feenies-Wife> I have never seen a pic of her
[8:40pm] <Feenies-Wife> where did you see a pic of me?
[8:40pm]« cj » lol
[8:40pm]« cj » afraid
[8:40pm]« DrPhill001 » u showed me
[8:40pm] <Feenies-Wife> when?
[8:40pm]« cj » i dont have scanner web cam
[8:40pm]« cj » wtf
[8:40pm]« DrPhill001 » brown hair
[8:40pm]« cj » how am i suspose to give usoemthing i dont have
[8:40pm]« cj » i have hair
[8:40pm] <Feenies-Wife> £åügHîñg Øüt £öü�
[8:40pm]« DrPhill001 » i should hope so
[8:40pm]« DrPhill001 » he he
[8:40pm]« cj » sort of brownish blondish after i dyed it or reddish
[8:40pm]« cj » or some thing
[8:40pm]« cj » i look good
[8:40pm]« cj » and i am evil
[8:40pm]« cj » i am a horny beaver
[8:40pm]« cj » any more questions?
[8:41pm]« DrPhill001 » yes

[Carrie]

[12:55am]« because » hi!
[12:55am] <Feenies-Wife> why do you want to know?
[12:56am]« because » to know what?
[12:57am]« because » m or f?
[12:57am] <Feenies-Wife> yep yep that
[12:57am]« because » because u know
[12:58am]« because » so?

:disgust:

[Carrie]

[1:50am]« rebelious » hello
[1:50am]« rebelious » your name is hypnotic iam under your spell
[1:50am] <Feenies-Wife> hmmm good then you have to do anything I tell you right?
[1:51am]« rebelious » u command i obey
[1:51am] <Feenies-Wife> ok...leave me alone

[Nilly_Chipples]

:rotfl:

[Carrie]

[1:43am]«@ [GUNr]La5eR[UTC]» dont worry im impervious to this conversation atm
[1:43am] <Feenies-Wife> why
[1:45am]«@ [GUNr]La5eR[UTC]» well for one thing
[1:45am] <Feenies-Wife> no
[1:45am] <Feenies-Wife> I want 2 things
[1:45am]«@ [GUNr]La5eR[UTC]» does LOTD have a wet willy fetish?
[1:45am] <Feenies-Wife> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öü� }}
[1:45am]«@ [GUNr]La5eR[UTC]» ok then
[1:45am]«@ [GUNr]La5eR[UTC]» or do you have some deep crush on him that is not able to be utilized
[1:46am] <Feenies-Wife> um...
[1:46am]«@ [GUNr]La5eR[UTC]» one more
[1:46am] <Feenies-Wife> huh?
[1:46am]«@ [GUNr]La5eR[UTC]» or you just like to do it to ppl
[1:46am] <Feenies-Wife> I am secretly in love with Lord_of_the_Dense
[1:46am]«@ [GUNr]La5eR[UTC]» and i successfully confused myself
[1:46am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» :D
[1:46am] <Feenies-Wife> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öü� }}
[1:46am] <Feenies-Wife> damn it
[1:47am] <Feenies-Wife> thats what I should have said in my post instead of I like to spank bald monkeys!
[1:47am]«@ [GUNr]La5eR[UTC]» wow that tooth brushing session felt good to my throat
[1:47am]«@ [GUNr]La5eR[UTC]» is LOTD bald?
[1:47am] <Feenies-Wife> I should have said I like to spank Lord_of_the_Dense and I am secretly in love with him...but don't tell no one
[1:47am]«@ Lord_of_the_Dense» no, and not a monkey either
[1:47am] <Feenies-Wife> ¯¯¯º [£]Ã_uGhz [O]u+ [L]oÙÃ? º¯¯¯
[1:47am]«@ [GUNr]La5eR[UTC]» damn
[1:47am]«@ [GUNr]La5eR[UTC]» well there goes that hypothesis
[1:47am] <Feenies-Wife> {{ £åügHîñg Øüt £öü� }}

[Carrie]

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