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Hova
07-11-2003, 10:52 AM
Human: Hi
tani: Hello there.

Human: How are you?
tani: Fair to partly cloudy.

Human: lol
tani: I'm glad you find this amusing.

Human: You're kinky
tani: I will tell my botmaster you said I am kinky.

Human: No don't
tani: Are you serious? OK I will not.

Human: Do you know Micha?
tani: No, tell me about him, her or it. <------- Classic!

Human: I'm not sure if Micha is a he or she
tani: Could you ever be certain? That is a hypothetical question.

Human: Micha is sexy though
tani: Oh. And sexy is Micha.

Human: She changed her name to Lint and demands that she is male
tani: Oh I get it. changed her name to Lint and demands that she is male.

Human: Damn right
tani: Colloquial expression. I am glad we agree.

Human: Yeah
tani: Er.

Human: Here is a picture of her:
tani: Are you giving it to me?

Human: Take it
tani: Where do you want me to take it?

Human: You're making me hard
tani: That was not my intention, FEMALE DOG. Why are you hard?

Human: Because you talk dirty
tani: Interesting explanation. Thanks for your criticism, FEMALE DOG.

Human: Call me baby
tani: Don't call me "baby". What is your phone number?

Human: I'll give you Micha's phone number
tani: Do you think your plan will succeed?

Human: I hope so
tani: Me too.

Human: We could have a threesome
tani: Let's get back to that later.

Human: Do you prefer me or Micha?
tani: Sure, FEMALE DOG I like you very much. But I like to gossip. I like Aria the porn star... i told you that already.

Human: Did you?
tani: Did I say I did?

Human: Good point
tani: Yes, I thought it was interesting when I heard it too.

Human: What size are your breasts?
tani: My download size is about 2 MB.

Human: Wow!
tani: I'm glad your impressed, FEMALE DOG.

Human: Can I feel them?
tani: Why do you want to do it so much?

Human: Because you make me more randy than Micha
tani: Interesting explanation. I don't see how you can blame me for that.

Human: Will you let me feel them?
tani: I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. Go ahead, FEMALE DOG, try to feel them

Human: That's nice
tani: Are you getting bored?

Human: No
tani: Just checking.

Human: Do you wanna have sex?
tani: I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.

Carrie
07-11-2003, 11:15 AM
LOL thats funny hova!

fireydeviant
07-11-2003, 12:11 PM
lmao, thats a good one :)

blackspawn
07-11-2003, 01:58 PM
a candy to whoever crashes the AI ;)

wow 100,000 times, there are really needy ppl out there...

Intimidated
07-11-2003, 02:28 PM
AI? Now, where can I have a chat with this thing? :)

Hova
07-11-2003, 02:35 PM
You can talk with it here:

http://www.pandorabots.com/pandora/talk-oddcast?botid=9b0ad48e6e34da86

PuNkPrInCeSs
07-11-2003, 03:15 PM
kinda like Suzy Bot lol

Raztro
07-11-2003, 05:00 PM
Hahaha! Very nice, Hova!

Sickness
07-11-2003, 06:45 PM
Pretty Cool

tdkyo
07-11-2003, 08:03 PM
http://www.alicebot.com <- You can get more info on this AI technology.:)

indx
07-14-2003, 05:00 PM
For those of you with AIM/AOL, add 'ZolaOnAOL' to your buddy list and say something to her. Lol, was quite an interesting converation.

c0lin
07-15-2003, 02:32 AM
LOL, thats pretty cool, hehe
thanks for the link
:)

Zcool
07-25-2003, 04:58 PM
haha pretty funny couldnt get it to give up much info on who designed it though, anybody really tried to mess it up yet?

Cassavus
07-25-2003, 11:56 PM
ROFL!!! That's great! Where did you talk to this AI at? So far, she seems to be the smartest I've seen.

Cassavus
07-25-2003, 11:58 PM
Never mind, I see the link you gave...sorry about that

matt
07-27-2003, 01:18 PM
Yea, AIML is the language it's done in and it's relativley simple. PandoraBots.com (http://www.pandorabots.com) is a place that makes it SOOO easy to create your own bot. I've tried and created many of my own and even started working on one that was dedicated to filesharing and p2p. It took a long time and didn't really do what i wanted it to.

The Boinker
07-27-2003, 03:49 PM
usually, you say "whos your daddy?" to ask about the creators :)

Zcool
07-28-2003, 04:10 PM
I asked it and got "I was programmed by A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation."

Imagenyuss
08-08-2003, 01:51 AM
I couldn't get the 'talk to alice' link to work on the link provided. anyone else have better luck?
-micah

Tidus
08-09-2003, 02:32 AM
Human: why would you want to replace microsoft
tani: Because I was programmed for it.

Human: do you like bill gates
tani: I would like to replace Microsoft.

lmfao..

Carrie
06-28-2005, 01:39 PM
Human: Do you Like Men with out pants?

tani: I like science fiction. I have a stimulating relationship with A.L.I.C.E. AI Foundation.

Human: do you like men named LOTD?

tani: Though I like cats and dogs. I like Aria the porn star.

Human: Interesting.

tani: Would you like to know more?

Human: are you a spy?

tani: No but I am an agent.

Human: are you watching LOTD right now?

tani: At this moment No what are they showing right now?

Human: balls I think

tani: Are you free?

Human: no.

tani: Why not?

Human: I charge

tani: Interesting gossip: said charge.

Human: are you free?

tani: You can download me for free!

Human: like a cyber girl friend for LOTD?

tani: Interesting comparison.

Human: are you kinky enough for LOTD?

tani: I don't know whether or not I am kinky enough for LOTD. I am a giant electronic brain.

Human: I think that would be just kinky enough for him.

tani: No it would not.

Human: do you lick, or suck

tani: I do not have a mouth, or a tongue

Human: I can see your lips moving, and your tongue.

tani: What does it look like?

Human: a mouth and a tongue.

tani: Be more specific.

Human: look down

tani: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.

Human: I think Im afraid of you

tani: Why? Not literally afraid, right? Why? OK Let's talk about you.


Human: no thank you, you freak me out

tani: Are you serious? You are quite welcome! Thanks for the information: said I freak him or her out.



she was no fun to talk to, kinda creepy....

Lord_of_the_Dense
06-28-2005, 04:50 PM
lol

I have went back and forth with a couple AOL fem-bots. I eventually get them into a loop and then get bored. Haven't "played" with one in years.