View Full Version : this guy is mental
tanker333
09-16-2003, 04:26 PM
http://maddox.xmission.com/
This guy ate too much glue paste when he was a kid, i sware.
Thedirtysailor
09-17-2003, 09:01 PM
HOLY KRAP!!!
This guy has some serious problems."There is nothing more frightful than ignorance in action." - Johann von Goethe
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09-17-2003, 09:42 PM
this is just a troll page.
Carrie
09-17-2003, 10:45 PM
Why am I the only one who thought he was kinda funny?? I read the" I know your cranky, why do you need the bumper sticker" one and it made me laugh:cool:
Thedirtysailor
09-17-2003, 11:01 PM
WHAT???...You didn't read the one about his giant balls. That's the one that scared me, or maybe I'm jealous and questioning my own manhood...??? I don't know, I'm so confused right now.
"Men have become the tools of their tools." - Henry David Thoreau
c0lin
09-18-2003, 01:49 AM
what about "im better than your kids"
:mad: :mad1: :mad:
FrYGuY
09-18-2003, 03:05 AM
Take a deap breath. Let it out slowly. Tak another deep breath.
Repeat after me: It's a joke. He doesn't think his left nut is larger than a basketball. He doesn't think that a Wooden Plank starring as "Neo" in the Matrix would have made it better. He doesn't think Tic Tacs would make a better president because they only have 1 and a half calories. He doesn't think we should carpet bomb Afghanistan with pennies. It's all a joke.
There. Doesn't that feel better?
Carrie
09-18-2003, 05:58 AM
Thank you fry guy*L*
This is a joke. I think thats why I thought it was so funny. I really think its the era in which you were raised.
I was raised in the era of you mess up and you get a spanking and it was over. Altho a lot of what he said was pretty stupid, he always throws something in there to let you know hes full of crap.
I did read the one about the kids and one thing made me laugh cuz my mom was always useing it!!Of course we would usually be sitting in the back seat acting like fools so when she did it it only made me laugh more.
lil_amb... help me out here, Remember this???
The one-handed chauffeur reach around. A quick reach around while you're driving to smack your kid and his friends too if they disrespect. Swerve the car back and forth for the full effect.
Thedirtysailor
09-18-2003, 10:02 AM
You actually got to ride in the car...?LUCKKY!! My choices were walk to wherever with a minor concussion for even daring to ask for a ride anywhere, or bumper ski and grab the mail on the way past the box. Check out " WHY CHANGE YOU CAR'S OIL WHEN YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN DO IT." The last line pretty much sums it up.
"In the end, everything is a gag."- Charlie Chaplin
:p
fireydeviant
09-19-2003, 08:23 AM
ive read this b4, some things are funny, but it is offensive too most people. like his matrix review. these are his views tho.
i liked the matrix, if he didnt thats his problem, but his views are funny. (read the hate mail lol)
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