The UTC Tandem Story

[rastagard]

A tandem story is simply a story where everyone adds a single line to the story.


I'll start........................



***MuDsHaNeY was sitting quietly playing wit his BINKIES and KANDI when suddenly................***

[DreamCaster]

Originally posted by rastagard
A tandem story is simply a story where everyone adds a single line to the story.


I'll start........................



***MuDsHaNeY was sitting quietly playing wit his BINKIES and KANDI when suddenly................*** PuNkPrInCeSs sneaks up from behind, scares the pants off him, snatches them up and runs off screaming.............***

[Intimidated]

PuNkPrInCeSs then runs head first into RoadBlock who demands who the pants belong to, and where he can get some with that pretty flower design

[Roadblock]

Roadblock then realizes that the pants don't have flowers on them, it was the stars he was seeing after stubbing his toes on the couch, and turns to say, "Who is that Intimidated guy?"

[MuDsHaNeY]

i Heard hE woS a Fan... oF MuDsHaNeY.. anD StaLks hiM FroM FoRum To FoRum.... SniFFinG hiS LeFtoVers....

[rastagard]

***as MuDsHaNeY attempts to recover his pants and unravel the mystery of why Inty is stalking him, rasta sprinkles some hot sauce on his BINKIES, meanwhile......***

[MuDsHaNeY]

**MuDsHaNeY RaiSes His HaNd aNd WaVes aT RaSta WiTh OnE... MaNLy FiNGer**
**ShAnEy RuNs FroM ThE THoUsAnDs oF GoRgEouS WoMen THaT SaW THE piRaTe PiC**

[rastagard]

***as FW merrily skips directly into their path, sHaNeY must decide, get trampled by the horde of wimmin chasin him or risk trampling sweet innocent FW, everyones favorite udder shaker.....***


Meanwhile at the UTC Story (http://www.unitethecows.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=8438#post8438)

[MuDsHaNeY]

**StOps aNd GiVes FW a SmiLEy FaCe STiCker**
**ShaNEy GeTs oVerRuN By THe MiLLioNs Of SCReamiNG wiMMinFoLK.... iTs a TouGh JoB... BuT sOmEBoDy GotTa Do iT..** :rolleyes:

[fluffyfluff1]

..............sneaks up behind Rasta......snips off a dread and runs as fast as my little legs will carry me .....giggling alllllllllll the way

[rastagard]

*** rasta, weak from losing one of his dreads, extends a hand to help sHaNeY up, then quickly withdraws it when sHaNeY goes to grab it, sHaNeY go boom........***

[MuDsHaNeY]

**GraBs oNe oF RaStAs DrEads aNd PuLLs HimSeLf To hiS FeEt**

[rastagard]

***starts calling sHaNeY Rapunzel***

[Carrie]

*seperates rasta and shaney due to all the hair pulling going on*

[rastagard]

****sHaNeY started it, ask ennyone, he kicked me......****

[MuDsHaNeY]

aND i Do iT aGaiN!
**DrOp KiCks RaSta iN The KnEe**

[Cassavus]

*cass falls out of the closet directly behind rasta,shaney, and fw. falling with him was a beautiful young lady, whom he had met the night before.*

[multi]

multi is dizzy from following all the meanwhile in the __story links...:clap:

[taddzilla]

Taddzilla is terribly confused that he never saw this thread, and strolls over to see Rasta.

[MuDsHaNeY]

ShAnEy BeGiNs WoNDeRiNg WhErE ThE DrEaDLoCKeD BEaSt RaSta Has GoNE.....

[philgorp]

sill holding his knee(after 6 months) and cursing at MuDsHaNy.
when suddenly,,,,,

[NealT]

All the while, lil_amb is walking around in a little yellow polka-dotted bikini calling out, "Here itsy bitsy...HERE IITSY BITSY"...

[Carrie]

*Unite starts looking around in a confused kinda way.*

[taddzilla]

He starts to ponder this creation of a place full of crazy cows.

[Carrie]

looks at tadd, smiles and slowly walks out the door....Im ready for Sunday!

[taddzilla]

Watches FW walk for the door. I'll draft that bumper anytime.

[Princess623]

When out of no where, Princess sneaks up behind Taddzilla and pulls down his pants, exposing his "I LOVE JR" boxers.

[Carrie]

He wore those just for me!

Fw turns and shakes her bumper for tadd, and walk back out the door, looking over her sholder to see whos going to be her drafting partner....................

[taddzilla]

Pulls in-line behind FW and reminds her "rubbin' is racing" :p

[rastagard]

vrrroooom, vrrroooooom...........


rasta's motor races

[Carrie]

*FW LOVES her nascar!

[Princess623]

and Princess LOVES HER Jr!!!! **giggles and waits for FW to TRIP OUT**

[taddzilla]

***Tadd likes the ladies who love NASCAR, cause they know rubbin' is racing***** wOOt!!

[Princess623]

**looks at taddzilla** RUB RUB BABY!

[Carrie]

*rubbin' and bumpin'...getting down and dirty,

[Princess623]

rolling around under a tree

[taddzilla]

Sounds like on hell of a party if you ask me.

[Princess623]

*sends taddzilla an invite to the party*

[Nilly_Chipples]

Hey... I didn't do anything, now leave me outta this!

[taddzilla]

Lil_amb, since we all love you soo much you will always be in our stories.

**Tadd gets ready for the Talladega party with Princess.

[Nilly_Chipples]

well.....I loves ya too but I wanna kick ya now..........

[Carrie]

*FW grabs amber...lets go find something to do....like get drunk and fall down...*

[taddzilla]

Hey can I come too???? Just be nice and don't push people down. LOL!!!

[Carrie]

I don't push people down, I move outta the way when they try to push me and they fall....big difference, besides the next time I get drunk like that...I plan on being the one falling down!

[taddzilla]

So, where did the story stop at..........FW, lil_amb, taddzilla and princess head down to the local bar for a few cocktails.

[NealT]

However, unbeknownst to them, they are being shadowed by the evil Dr. ....

[philgorp]

Phil, who is secretly stalking lil amb for his next book, is neutralized by a swift hoof to the head.
the horned shadow disappears into the night as,,,,,

[NealT]

the gang relentlessly and proudly marchs into the nearest bar, only to find that...............

[Princess623]

FW, on top of the bar shaking her udders to "Cowboy" by Kid Rock

[taddzilla]

Princess and Taddzilla wonder if FW is dancing on the bar, then who is this FW we have been walking with and where is lil_amb????

[NealT]

Dr. Phil shows up, walks up to the FW dancing on the bar, grabs at the udders and pulls them free revealing UNITE underneath, who screams, .............

[Carrie]

" Im sick NealT Really sick. I need help"

[Princess623]

**princess who had one too many BEFORE entering the bar, grabs the fake udders, puts them on her head, and runs around asking people "aren't I UDDERLY beautiful?"**

[NealT]

NealT, who died in another thread...is unable to respond...

[Princess623]

**stops running around with the udders and kneels by NealT** PSSTT!!! read the other thread...you're not really dead.....

[taddzilla]

**Watches NealT play dead, and laughs. I think he and Unite need to lay on the couch. Possibly together.

[NealT]

Pulls out his .458 Weatherby, takes aim on Tad, and blows his head clean off at the nape of the neck...cause he just isn't that way...

[Princess623]

**slaps NealT's hand** BAD NEALT!!! **goes and sews tadd's head back on**

[sepia]

Sepia wanders in and asks "why is it that every thing I read here has poor Tadd getting his head torn off. I need that head, badly. Really badly. You just don't even know how badly.. I need for him to...

[sepia]

I need for him to explain this statement:

"4-23-2004 - 12:30 PM

Lil_amb, since we all love you soo much you will always be in our stories.

**Tadd gets ready for the Talladega party with Princess."

I am feeling very left out yet that's okay. That's fine. Drinking is not good for you anyway and I will be dancing while you are in waiting on the transplant lists.
And gasoline consumption is very bad, unless it is gasoline made from veggie oil at the french fry shack.

Sepia wanders off wondering if she can stuff tater tots in the gastank and have a meal when she reaches her destination.....also ponders the merits of wind and solar energy. Maybe even water energy--hydroelectric. but if push came to shove, would she be willing to sacrifice a day like the young child in Holland who had only wooden shoes to wear and stand around with finger in dyke to save all of Amsterdam? Shankes her head unknowingly and jumps to England in her Sailing Ship.

[NealT]

Seeing Sepia for the first time in real life...reaches over, grabs her by the hair, and drags her off caveman style into the wilderness for some 'up close and personal time.'

[rastagard]

rasta drifts ashore, all sunburned from being kidnapped, then exiled, sees NeilT dragging sepia away, shrugs, :dontknow: but then decides a good splash of milk on the sunburn would feel pretty good, so grabs her away knowing she is the keeper of the milk...........

[sepia]

Sepia, remembering all those ridiculous gothic novels she read during her teen years where the good girl is rescued by the evil villain that she loates and then actually realies that he might not be so bad after all and looks at him in a slightly different light, looks up at Rasta in amazement and says"why thank you Rasta. You are the last person I expected to save me. No longer will I try and degrade you with little paper umbrellas. In fact, I find these dreads rather soft and comfy to rest my battered head on (head went bump-bump across the rocks while NeilT dragged her around). Unfortunately Red Rocket went dry but I notice your sig say you are waiting to be milked. Okay, you win, maybe. I shall be your milk maid for just a bit in exchange for rescuing me. But first, can I use your dreads as a pillow?"

Sepia thinks to herself--what is going on here?

[Princess623]

**slips a bathing cap over rasta's dreads to hide them from sepia, grabs his hand, and runs over to the birthday cake to make a wish**

[sepia]

Sepia wakes up after only one our of sleep and being a real snot when she wakes up snatches off the cap (which is way too small to fit over all that hair anyway ) and yells at Princess "Didn't I tell you I have a latex allergy? Are you trying to kill me or something? What did you do with the 2 I gave you this morning--Demi and Vin? I have to milk the herd of Rasta, like it or not, for saving me in the thread and I do attempt to keep my promises. Now everyone quit waking me up, especially if you don't come bearing coffee!! I still have a box of sporks and a plank for you to walk."

Sepia goes back to sleep on her hairy pillow and dreams of milking a new herd, which may encourage her bull, the Beloved Red Rocket, to start producing again.She's also dreaming up new schemes to irritate the UTC guys, who she really does love dearly but likes to mess with, since she can't follow that brilliant idea that Kikyo had.
Then she decides No, I have slept enough and runs over to the cake, grabs Princesses hand and says wouldn't it be fun to jump out of a cake? and we both dive in. We are shocked to find out that someone has filled it with green goo. But, what the heck, I never have jumped out of a cake before, have you Princess?

[MuDsHaNeY]

**shaney suddenly explodes out of a coconut**
oh well that wos unexpected
*makes coconut sody pop out of the coconut*

haha if this doesnt attract a wild rasta, i dont know wot will

[rastagard]

***rasta grabs the coconut sody pop and dives head first into the cake with princess and sepia. ***

[MuDsHaNeY]

crikey its a wild rasta!
*commando rolls*

haha... i just watched the crocodile hunter movie, that thing is sooo funny

[Princess623]

Originally posted by sepia
But, what the heck, I never have jumped out of a cake before, have you Princess?

Can I plead the 5th???

Rasta please grab me a coconut sody pop....you KNOW they're my favorite!!

*sips on her pop and grab a hand full of green goo and flings it at MuD and Rasta*

[sepia]

Sepia reaches a long arm out of the cake and steals all the coconut soda pop from MuD, then decides to steal MuD also, hearing what a fun guy he is and the four of them sit inside the cake with the soda pop and the green goo flinging frosting at each other. Sepia suddenly realizes she can't open the bottle of pop and says "Is anyone wearing a belt with a big buckle?"
While waiting she kicks on some music and practices her goa dancing with flaming poi balls. (she's still thinking about Burningman decompression parties)

[MuDsHaNeY]

**lies down and begins making goo angels**
weeee
issert just me.. or does it smell like cake in here
*wonders wot happens wen funky is exposed to goo*
*drops funky in the goo*
haha that poor gremling, he gets experimented on way too much....

[sepia]

Originally posted by MuDsHaNeY
**lies down and begins making goo angels**
weeee
issert just me.. or does it smell like cake in here
*wonders wot happens wen funky is exposed to goo*
*drops funky in the goo*
haha that poor gremling, he gets experimented on way too much....
MuD's partying down under, Princess has deserted her own cake, and Rasta is sleeping in goo. I don't think there is enough room to play with fires in here--the cake is already burned. I'll just fashion Rasta's dreads into a very tall Mohawk and see if we can get the little gremling to take dives off it into the green goo. He's gonna need to learn to swim. MuD is way to much fun to NOT have on the pirate ship with everyone else. And a sholin kitty too? Rasta has been promoted and is no longer a mere paper umbrella fetcher.

[MuDsHaNeY]

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

orrite count me in then?

[sepia]

Sepia yanks all the raver nusic back on board and pulls one more of her computers onto the ulta fast Sattelite connection for lightening bolt seepd quick downloads and reformats it so this machine is deoted to nothinng but mixing tracks. Is thinking whe will dump all these disks on MuD and dump it into his cabing and say have at it, show us wiot you got, DJ MuDsHaNeY music will be born ad will travel the globe. Rasta will have the coconut hut. Princess will have to see how many tiny green pees are under her mattress. We can get Lion's Radio station and everyone in the armada will be happy with Tadd keeping the book and fishing.
I hope Rasta isn't too made about Gremlings jumping off his giant green dread mohawk--we're just beginning NOT to fight with fruit.

MuD--I think we hijacked all the threads.......

[taddzilla]

**Reports to El Capitan Sepia, that the funds are getting a little low, and we need a new port to plunder and pilage. What is our next destination????

[sepia]

Originally posted by taddzilla
**Reports to El Capitan Sepia, that the funds are getting a little low, and we need a new port to plunder and pilage. What is our next destination????

I hear there is a party happening in the South of fla. Let's go loot the spoils--steel the women and use the men for deckhands, you guys decide the fate of the women--I'm sure they can bate hooks or somehting. I need a good warm bod to fill the Rasta spot of paper umbrella placer. Then, I think we needs to reward you with a fully fitted deep sea fishing boat with sonar and all that. Florida, and then up the Coast to Charleston where we shall reenact Fort Sumter and take care of some personal business of one who has angered the Capitan. Plus, the have marvelous she crab soup and I love good souther cooking. And, steal me a flower lady. I want flowers everyday.
We must make a small vessel with a big barge behind it for live music and dancing so Gia can learn to dance and MuD won't get homesick.
Good idea Tadd. Thanks for keeping a close eye. Youu get one more stripe and another wench. Oops, wroite strip up there. you can have that to if you order your wench to do so. and a zodiac to get between all these boats to check on stuff--you need that. You are becoming quite valuable and worth the equipment.

[NealT]

CAPTAIN! I have just received a radio report that all of Charleston has come down with a mean case of


SCURVY.

Do you wish to alter our course?

[sepia]

SCURVY!!!!

HA!
The city I used to call my home and loved so, but that has really ticked me off so. as of late. Well, we can keep an eye, but no need to do that, we shall jsut cut off their lemon supply and fill the harbor with green goo so no other boats can enter.

thank you NeilT.
Any ideas from the crew? Someplace with a beach sounds good but apparently we need some loot.......

I know, before leaving Charleston, we will take all their computers and replace them with these old ones. They'll never notice.

[MuDsHaNeY]

ahaha you want me to mix up on a computer? count me out!
decks and vinyls onliiii!
**whistles and his rave sub pops up from besides the ship driven by the one and onli... funky the rave gremling**

[sepia]

No, the old Tandy's will be going into Charleston and we will take their very good new ones and sell them on he black market, except for one that has PS7 for NeiltT who recently lost his.

Subs, good idea for stealth attacks, but you might slide off the top while dancing. Old stepfather was a submariner and I have been on many a dependant's cruise--they are not so comfortable. You take the sub, I'll be on the floating deck right next door. My days of roughing it may be ove, or maybe notr. I'm now considering living off the land at Deeply Rooted. Everyone is as weird as me there. But no ocean :cry: No relaxing on the deck....

I thought you would have fun mixing. You could lay down things exactly as you felt like and put strange voice overs in. It's actuclly kind of fun. I don't get it really well yt. but that's why I have lots of musicians in the aprtment building. Good trade off. Really weird stuff comes out of my speakers now.

Instant is also available. Just add warm water to the disc and shake your feet.

[sepia]

Sepia, MuD, Princess, and a sleeping full tummied Rasta with green gooey mahwk dreads with a gremling skydiving off them and a bunch of now almost empty cans are still inside the cake. Sepia is a bit old for MuD though she finds him very entertaining and Princess is running about in another astral plain for the weekend. Sepia reaches out and grabs Gia and yanks her into the cake. That little calf is gonna learn how to have some fun and Sepia thinks maybe MuD is the one to teach her to dance, and maybe wear shoes while doing so.
Sepia has her camera for dancing tutorials to be sold for the General Fund. Tadd can handle the money.

[MuDsHaNeY]

haha well first... you put your left hand in... you put your left hand out
you put your left hand in
then you shake it all about....


ahhh that song rox....
i remember wen it got played at... um... i dont even remember the name of the rave, but it was good!

**begins drawing a moustache on the snoozing unkie**

[sepia]

Oooooooooooooh, are ya drawing it with green goo?

I've been thinking about it and I need a new paper umbreela person to put little umbrellas in my drinks . I think Nitnay is just the man since he and I can have wonderfully stimulating talks on the world, politics, and basically solve all the problems of the universe whiel he runs about decorting my drinks.
Yup, Nitnay it is. He has now been promoted.
Big wave to the Nitnay .

[Princess623]

**pulls herself out of her drunken stupor long enough to grab a piece of cake and smear the green goo all over MuD and Rasta**

Hehehe...luv ya guys!

[sepia]

Looks over at Princess anmd says "You used to want to smear me. What's up with this?"
Gathers things to leave the cake. "Also Princess, I forgot to introduce you to Gia, she is in here taking dancing lessons from MuD while Rasta sleeps with his green, gooey mohawk shaped dreads (thankfully, they weren't put in a Mullet, though that would have been kind of funny.)
I feel terribly unappreciated as of late and think I'm going to go sit in the classroom and ponder the silliness of life and the beauty of the Summerlands. And, figure out what I need for my next voyage.
First, music, money, software, computers, lightening fast intenet connections, Nitnay to handle the umbrellas (an extremely important task), and lots of glow in the dark cables.

[MuDsHaNeY]

woot for glow-in-the-dark anything that glows is fine with meee

[sepia]

Originally posted by MuDsHaNeY
woot for glow-in-the-dark anything that glows is fine with meee

Sepia loves her computers so much, she often can be found with odd computer parts strewn across the half of her bed she is not occupying.
She has odd fantasies about glow in the dark cables........she loves the ThinkGeek OverLords for thinking up such things......
Sepia actually keeps drawers full of cables in her dresser along with her more personal clothing.
A girl can never have too many cables, too much RAM, etc Not my tower, but I just saw it and think I like it.....
Sepia has gotten on the ship to fill out her order forms and stay out of everyone's way. .
If Nitnay doesn't show up with the papaer umbrellas soon, he shall be declared AWOL and scurrilous things shall hppen to him, possibly a day or two of being locked in his cabin with John Kerry speeches being piped in.

[NealT]

Nit...where are you? We don't want anything BAD to happen to you.....

[sepia]

Awwwwwwww, NeilT. We were just wondering what happened to you. where you been? How's the hard drive? Ya, FW was just over in another thread, off topics somehthing declaing do one could speak to antone including you and where were you anyway?
I think Nit sevretly wants to be dressed as a sheep, tethered and forced to listen to John Kerry by someone dressed in a Bo-Peep outfit.

[MuDsHaNeY]

ahaha my new puter is gonna have those two liquid neon things running down the front... red and blue light fans on the sides... but i just spent $1,800 getting the exhaust done.. and the clutch fixed....
so i gotta wait a few more months before i can get it... hopefully it'll go down in price.. woot for technology advancements!

[sepia]

Originally posted by MuDsHaNeY
ahaha my new puter is gonna have those two liquid neon things running down the front... red and blue light fans on the sides... but i just spent $1,800 getting the exhaust done.. and the clutch fixed....
so i gotta wait a few more months before i can get it... hopefully it'll go down in price.. woot for technology advancements!

you know about Think Geek dontcha? All sorts of fun stuff.

[MuDsHaNeY]

ahaha i ave no idea wot a think geek is...
i jus talked to a friend and got him to organise a new computer for me.....
i said just make sure its good and makes people go ooooo

[sepia]

Originally posted by MuDsHaNeY
ahaha i ave no idea wot a think geek is...
i jus talked to a friend and got him to organise a new computer for me.....
i said just make sure its good and makes people go ooooo

Try going to http://www.thinkgeek.com/pcmods/lighting/ for glowie stuff. You can get their news letter from their front page. Browse around in there, they got some crazy stuff. You'd probably enjoy it.