1,000,000 post thread

[unite]

1,000,000 post thread

Lets see how long it will take? Let the shit start flowing and lets make history!

[Nilly_Chipples]

W00H00! The second in line....must mean I'm almost as sexy as you huh?:lilangel:

[unite]

ok....lol

[Nilly_Chipples]

LOL...I know you want me!

[Nilly_Chipples]

It's ok...you don't have to tell me again...


There's someone out there with the proof remember?;)

[unite]

Thats right ... I am wondering how much shit will be posted in this thread...lol

[Nilly_Chipples]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!:lilangel:

[indo]

here is my contribution... more to come!

[Nilly_Chipples]

unite...bend over!

[unite]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
unite...bend over!


YOU BEND OVER>....

[unite]

No dont I need another stalker

[Nilly_Chipples]

Stalker? Who's stalking you? I most certainly ain't. I don't even stalk corn :)

[Carrie]

WTF?

Hmmm, Im unites stalker if you must know, but only 1 of 12,000. Don't you know all the ladies want him?






















:thumbsup:

[Lord_of_the_Dense]

OK, I'll be a part of history this one time.

Go team...yay...

[Nilly_Chipples]

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! I already had him:thumbsup: and he was BADASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:clap:

[Carrie]

Niiice, I can not say the same thing...

What I can say is...ITS FUCKING HOT!!!!

[Nilly_Chipples]

not here....I turned my AC off.

[Carrie]

Originally posted by Lord_of_the_Dense
OK, I'll be a part of history this one time.

Go team...yay...

Only one time??? No way mister.... We can't do it with out everyones support, and help! get to spammin!

[Carrie]

Oh bite me! ITs so damned hot up stairs that I am litterally dripping with sweat, and I don't feel so hot...and Im wearing a tube top and short shorts...I can hear the cold shower calling my name, I think Im going to sleep downstairs on the floor infront of the AC....damned old houses and their hotwater heat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11OMG!!WTF??! !?

[Nilly_Chipples]

that's ok...I let our friends use our other window unit because theirs was too big for their window. Well to start off it was just suppose to be a couple days............. 3 1/2 weeks came and went and today she offer's to let me use her big one............well HELLO! I am much better tonight. I can even sleep in my own bed.

[Carrie]

so, did you take the big one?

BTW, I have a bump on my finger....I have no idea what it is, or where it came from...its bizzare...


Now im hitting the downstairs to cool off....Ill just have to hit every thread tomorrow, instead of new posts LMFAO!

[unite]

Jesus this is gona take a while lol ...once people jump on board it will go good ...

[unite]

spam

[unite]

more spam

[Nilly_Chipples]

spam with a cherry on top.....

[Project-Buckfast]

Unite you sure know how FW hot and bothered!! Lol. :rofl:

I reckon we'll get this thread finished before ya know it!! :type:


Originally posted by Feenies-Wife
Oh bite me! ITs so damned hot up stairs that I am litterally dripping with sweat...

[Project-Buckfast]

#27

[Project-Buckfast]

only 999,973 more to go!!

[unite]

#29 closer to my fav... #69

[Project-Buckfast]

#30 LMAO!!:thumbsup:

[unite]

bump

[Nilly_Chipples]

#32 and might I say....it is really fucking hot today. 105 with the heat index shit. So hot I don't even want to go get in the pool.

[Nilly_Chipples]

And............these Hick Ass Mother Fuckin Street Dept. Fools are tarring the damn roads.................not nice I tell you! Really pisses me off, the roads out here were PERFECTLY fine and they have to go and tar the sons a bitches.....that is really hard to get off your car, especially WHITE cars! Oh and.............the husband says, especially chrome on his bike:thumbsup:








:bricks: :fork: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :cuss: :hit:

[Carrie]

Yeah! What she said!






I just woke up and this is of course the first damned post i line to reply too...Unite...whats the weather like down there?

[taddzilla]

Sup all????

[Nilly_Chipples]

Tadd.........bend over!

[unite]

It's like having sex FW HOT and steamy.....

[unite]

I think all the girls should bend over..... assume the position

[taddzilla]

Nilly,

How about we play golf???

You bend over and I'll drive........:evil: :pump:

[guest]

test

[guest]

can I post here?

[made up name]

I can post under any name I want to, with no password.

but all the forums show a lock on them, and yet I can post. but only here, no where else. this is fun.

[krip]

hey was sup yo

[sepia]

Originally posted by unite
No dont I need another stalker Oh yeah, summer has started and I guess I need to find a new victim to stalk.

Unite, consider yourself stalked. I shall lure you into my web of evil and extremely perverse, sinful pleasures.

[sepia]

Originally posted by sepia
Oh yeah, summer has started and I guess I need to find a new victim to stalk.

Unite, consider yourself stalked. I shall lure you into my web of evil and extremely perverse, sinful pleasures.
I will tie you down and have a virtual Paris serve your every whim.

[unite]

Bring it baby! DADDY CAN HANDLE IT!


Originally posted by sepia
I will tie you down and have a virtual Paris serve your every whim.

[COoOol]

This is cool....

[SpookyOne]

yeah I like it! my 2 c

[thornyone]

heres mine:bigwave:

[sepia]

Originally posted by unite
Bring it baby! DADDY CAN HANDLE IT!

http://www.imagegator.com/uploads/f8a3e6e460.jpg

You call me Sugar, and I'll call you Daddy.


You'll see I have the sweetest lips around.


I can be very good..................

http://www.imagegator.com/uploads/0159a54c7e.jpg (http://www.imagegator.com)




Or, I can be fun..................

http://www.imagegator.com/uploads/b270849714.jpg (http://www.imagegator.com)


But Oooooooooooooooooh, Daddy, you'll know I'm the one

[sepia]

I want the image codes on you guys, please.

[taddzilla]

The boss man may have th img code off in this forum, so that we don't get lots of people posting pics and chewing up bandwidth.

[taddzilla]

Does this area count towards post count??? It could give someone the opportunity to catch the Spam Queen Feenies Wife.


:bigwave:

[sepia]

Okay, I guess he'll have to go "click".
So how's it going Admiral?

[Nilly_Chipples]

Hi new people....we like new people......always someone funny too :bigwave: I really think you should all sign up and post like this normally.......in all the threads :thumbsup:

[Nilly_Chipples]

LOL...........myspace just had a post for "sizes" that was funny shit man!




































36D, how bout you?

[Nilly_Chipples]

See how fun this is? I wanted to go out tonight but it's too fuckin hot, I think I'll sit here and make 100 posts..............just to prove I CAN!

[taddzilla]

Hello there Admiral Sepia. Found any good locations to go plundering???

Nilly,

Say hi to the twins for me.......:thumbsup:

[NealT]

No you can't.

[taddzilla]

Yes I can.....I think

[indo]

you guys should start a betting pool on how long this project will take...

[mathmission]

Something tells me it won't take to long to do this. Just thought that I would go ahead a post, so I could say I was part of this massive task. So, how is everyone? Its a pity that I don't know you all that well. What can I do to remedy that? What do ya wanna know about me. I think I already posted in the "How'd ya get your nick" post to explain Mathmission

[Carrie]

lol...post anything you want to post, post it...anything you want to say, say it...sing to me if you want to....LOL SPAM IT UP!!!!

[Nilly_Chipples]

They say Hi to you Tadd....boop boop :thumbsup:

[Carrie]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Dont ever say that infront of me again!

[Nilly_Chipples]

So I want to know your name mathmission?


What's your favorite color?


What do you like to do in your spare time?


Do you want to bend over?

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by Feenies-Wife
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Dont ever say that infront of me again!



hey, dont bitch til i post a pic!:lilangel:

[Nilly_Chipples]

LOTD........he looks like Fabio ya know?

[Nilly_Chipples]

I'm gonna go grab a rum n coke.

[Carrie]

I am going to throw up from the heat, you , stupid people, stupid people....I hate stupid people....

[Nilly_Chipples]

Pllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease tell me they aren't all breeding?

[Carrie]

Yes..I am pretty sure they are...:disgust:

[Nilly_Chipples]

well...that's just great!:rolleyes:

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by unite
I think all the girls should bend over..... assume the position


which one? this one?

[Nilly_Chipples]

or this one?

[indo]

it is true... myself and the rest of the stupid people ARE in fact breeding... watch your back

[mathmission]

Name = Brian

[mathmission]

favorite color is Crimson

[mathmission]

Spare time = Now that I have several antique typewriters, I'm playing around with them. I'm also working on a new screenplay. The film should start production next summer.

[mathmission]

and as for the bending over--

still single over here :(

and it still sucks :(

[sepia]

Aww Math, just say anything. I say way too much, that was how I got a rant and rave soapbox smilie : sepia : :sepia:. I'm sure I have said way more than lots of people even care to hear.

A writer, a brooding silent type, or the effusive party man that secretly takes notes about his friends?

The silent ones are the most interesting I think. A bit of mystery is a strong aphrodisiac dear.



How come Nilly gets images/

And I'm not breeding at all. I had one boy, one girl, and 3 husbands (I bore easily.........:shrug:), so I have kept my corner of the population explosion down. I figue with all that, I could have had maybe somewhere between 3 and 6. Since two of the husbands are gay and the other deceased, yeah, no baby's over here.

[taddzilla]

Sepia darling, Nilly is not getting any special treatment. She is just adding the image as an attachment, not linking out to it.

[Nilly_Chipples]

yea...I rarely link to them, too much work for me LOL.












I like the name Brian for some odd reason....I think it's because I don't know anyone named Brian, til now :thumbsup:

[Nilly_Chipples]

I really hate bruises and such...especially on my legs. I have got like 50 bruises on my legs now...........between falling in my yard the other day and almost creaming the side of my car with my face....and then dropping a shopping cart on my ankle,foot....my legs look like hell....... /me cries like a bitch.

[mathmission]

I think I'm more of the silent type that takes notes, though they are all mental notes, I rarely can write things down. I have about a million little notebooks that I have with me, and I used to buy them as if it was some sort of OCD thing, but rarely can I use them. But certainly...silent type at the party, which is strange. I end up just watching everyone, as well as hanging out.

The only exception to that is when I have screwdrivers--my vice.

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by indo
it is true... myself and the rest of the stupid people ARE in fact breeding... watch your back


You dear, are NOT stupid!:bigwave:

[Project-Buckfast]

Keep Your Country Clean
Don't Drop Litter

[mathmission]

Indeed

[Project-Buckfast]

So who the fcuk gives you the right to say who stands and falls, you wouldn't know a work of art if it hit you in the balls!!

Dignam & Goff - The Creed

[Nilly_Chipples]

Oh my....that made me HAWT!

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
yea...I rarely link to them, too much work for me LOL.


I'm surprised that you didn't know a Brian until now. It's a fairly common name. However, its sometimes spelled it's older way (Bryan) or even the old english way (Bryon-derived from Byron) Either way, Brian is the best way...at least I think so!









I like the name Brian for some odd reason....I think it's because I don't know anyone named Brian, til now :thumbsup:

[thornyone]

here again post post post:thumbsup: :bigwave:

[tiremonkey2000]

I'm back....:monkeyass

[sepia]

Thank you Tadd, I feel better now................

Nilly, of course you're HAWT--it's about 90 something outside.

Too many windows, gots to go as I am designing my very own set of brushes. And I'm doing it in ps7 to be compatible with Elements and psp8 and up. If I use CS, the ps 7 users can't use them.


Yes, the artists within screams do something, even if you can't see------I'm moving into abstracts I think.

[Nilly_Chipples]

Yay...........Hi tiremonkey:bigwave:

[sepia]

Hi everyone,



why can I not attach zip files even though it says I can?

[tiremonkey2000]

The best thing in the world is watching your kid walk across the stage and except her diploma from high school.YAAAYY :pink: :dot: :party4: :4u:

[indo]

yip, yip, yip, bump

[Nilly_Chipples]

Is there a limit to how big the zip can be?









Congrats Tiremonkey, that's awesome!:thumbsup:
















indo....your makin me wanna get high..........er

[tiremonkey2000]

:now: :rofl:

[indo]

muhahahaha... yes my puppets, read the subliminal message in my sig!

Not to worry, my concious has been telling me that my sig may be causing minors and the younger generation to think that getting hi is "cool" or "hip" so I'm making a new non-drug oriented banner, but it may take me a while, parental discrection is advised.

[indo]

that's only tobacco in my pipe... I swear.

[ben dover]

It's better to burn out then fade away.....What do you think indo?:urock: :smk:

[indo]

most definately :flush:

[Carrie]

OMG! This has taken right off!

HI TIREMONKEY! Where have you been!??!

consider yourself spanked...thats what happens when people get lost outside the pasture...making all us cows worry!












BTW...Hubby and I went to see Land of The Dead...awesome flick...a bit more gorey than I expected, I expected more gore like in Dawn of the Dead...Land of the Dead was more so...


I just realized, I can't shorten the title of that film....or I would have said I went to see LOTD and it was awesome.....

[mathmission]

So this is completely random, but I thought I would make comment on it. I've been part of UTC for a few years or something like that, and I've never posted outside of "The Pasture" until now...

Neat.

[Carrie]

w00t!

sooo, does this mean your going to venture out in the pasture now???

[Carrie]

you are so lucky I like you!

We need a smart ass smilie!

/me runs off to make one.....

[mathmission]

I don't know, it's a mighty big pasture out there. Might need some escort bovines.

[mathmission]

heh, escort bovines...

[taddzilla]

Make sure you get the escort bovines with the big udders.......:thumbsup:

[Nilly_Chipples]

LMFAO@ Tadd!





I was starting to worry about you FW!






I wasn't getting high indo....well not pot. I had taken a goodies powder,chugged a coke,and then drank a rum n coke.......................got me feelin all kinds a' nice!!!!!!!!!!!!:clap:

[Nilly_Chipples]

I'd be more than willing to be a bovine escort :thumbsup:

[Project-Buckfast]

#112 :thumbsup:

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
I'd be more than willing to be a bovine escort :thumbsup:

See, that's how its done!

[mathmission]

Originally posted by taddzilla
Make sure you get the escort bovines with the big udders.......:thumbsup:

You know, I've never been a huge udder kind-o-guy.

[Nilly_Chipples]

I'm going to give you all new nicknames...k, here we go.





FW- Udderly
unite- "The" Motherfucker
Tadd- Moose
LOTD- Fabio
Sepia- Hoofprint
PB- Sweetcheeks
Kitty- Kinkylicious
Pegasus- Smilie
Mathmission- Da Vinci
Tiremonkey- DiddlyDo
indo- Dude
ben dover- Bear

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
I'm going to give you all new nicknames...k, here we go.

FW- Udderly
unite- "The" Motherfucker
Tadd- Moose
LOTD- Fabio
Sepia- Hoofprint
PB- Sweetcheeks
Kitty- Kinkylicious
Pegasus- Smilie
Mathmission- Da Vinci
Tiremonkey- DiddlyDo
indo- Dude
ben dover- Bear

Strange that you picked Da Vinci, as I am a huge fan, and have quoted him before. "Nothing can be loved or hated until it is first understood."

[tiremonkey2000]

Originally posted by Feenies-Wife
OMG! This has taken right off!

HI TIREMONKEY! Where have you been!??!

consider yourself spanked...thats what happens when people get lost outside the pasture...making all us cows worry!


more please don't stop :monkeyass :rofl:

[tiremonkey2000]

:funny: where's my smartass smilie :yatht:

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by mathmission
Strange that you picked Da Vinci, as I am a huge fan, and have quoted him before. "Nothing can be loved or hated until it is first understood."


I dunno...for some reason he was the first to pop in my head...I am glad I was correct with that nic DaVinci...have a good day:bigwave:

[Nilly_Chipples]

:rofl: that's some funny shit man:clap:

[mathmission]

awesome! Hope things are going well over there, just wrote a new short story on one of my antique typewriters, a Royal. Things are going well here.

[Nilly_Chipples]

That's awesome! Congratulations :clap:

[mathmission]

If you're interested in reading it, it can be found here. The title is "AUTHOR"


http://www.geocities.com/jandbsurvey/Author.htm

[unite]

God what a weekend, had a great time... How the hell is everyone?

[Nilly_Chipples]

Oh.............I'm just peachy. What made your weekend so wonderful?



I'm going to read that right now mathmission :clap:

[indo]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
You dear, are NOT stupid!:bigwave:
:sad: That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
I love you Chilly Nipples, er Nilly Chipples!

[indo]

Oh and I'm doing good, thanks for asking Unite. Worked all weekend, but I enjoy my job.

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by mathmission
If you're interested in reading it, it can be found here. The title is "AUTHOR"


http://www.geocities.com/jandbsurvey/Author.htm




Wow....

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by indo
:sad: That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
I love you Chilly Nipples, er Nilly Chipples!


I luvs ya too darlin;)

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
Wow....


Glad you enjoyed it!

[Carrie]

MM...that was kick ass!

Unite my weekend was kick ass....Land of the dead was awesome. Ate at a place called Club 41, also awesome. Kids were gone all weekend....so relaxing!


Indo, we love you...

LOTD...where are you MOTW? we miss you in here telling us we are all spammers!

[Carrie]

HAHA Tiremonkey and nilly! I merged the threads and closed the other one ha ha ha h ah ahahah! < evil laugh!

[ben dover]

Chilly nipples?:wasntme:

[Nilly_Chipples]

maybe...who wants to know?

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Convenient Diner Convenient Diners eat foods that are wrapped, boxed, bagged, microwaved or ordered off of a menu. This grab-and-go eating pattern fits your on-the-go lifestyle. You choose convenient foods that also are higher in calories, fat and sodium and lower in fiber than fresh foods cooked at home. Your diet is high in convenience but low in quality and variety.

Rain Check Athlete Rain Check Athletes are busy people who would like to work out if they only had the time. You're tired of canceling workout dates and accumulating more rain checks. You're frustrated because exercise is important to you but you just don't know how to fit it in. The most exercise you've had lately is running to catch a bus while holding your umbrella. Does carrying an umbrella count as resistance training?

Self Scrutinizer Self Scrutinizers overemphasize the things they don't like about themselves and underemphasize the good stuff. You feel ashamed of your body which impairs your feelings of self-worth and your social life. You know being so down all the time isn't a good thing but you're not sure how to stop the negative self-talk that keeps you there.

[pegasus]

Originally posted by mathmission
If you're interested in reading it, it can be found here. The title is "AUTHOR"


http://www.geocities.com/jandbsurvey/Author.htm

Congratulations, mathmission your story is great.

I knew that you were talented but never suspected that you were that good!!!

Keep up the good work and rest assured that success is only one step away!!!

OMG It was the best story I have ever read!!!

Thank you very much Mathmission!!!

[pegasus]

This is post No 101, which means that I just made it past the 100 limit!!! :pink: :juggle: :hi: :dot:

Well... pegasus wellcome to the three digit (1-0-1) post count zone !!! :) ;) :thumbsup: :bigwave: party4: :kisses:

Here... have one of those and BTW congrats on your promotion!!! :party4: :kisses: :love: :cheers:

In other words you are no longer a Moobie!!! :party1: :dance: :4u:

[pegasus]

Me thinks that is time to spend some "Quality" time with
a "Special Friend" of mine in order to celebrate my promotion!!!

See you all later great UTC staff and members !!!

Long Live The Herd

[kittykat]

Originally posted by mathmission
If you're interested in reading it, it can be found here. The title is "AUTHOR"


http://www.geocities.com/jandbsurvey/Author.htm

Hauntingly beautiful! I loved it MM! :clap:

[kittykat]

Only 999277 posts to go!:banana:

[Nilly_Chipples]

Congratulations pegasus! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:




I will have to come back to those tests when I am more awake.....

[taddzilla]

I hate Mondays, I hate Mondays....la la la

[kittykat]

2nd that!

[Nilly_Chipples]

I don't mind them really...

[taddzilla]

Just sucks to have to go back to work, and knowing the morons are gonna crawl out from under the rocks....

[Project-Buckfast]

I hate mondays too...

[pegasus]

Originally posted by Project-Buckfast
I hate mondays too...

Same Here PB!!!

[unite]

Humm I have a great idea.....cant tell ya yet!

[mathmission]

Im glad that everyone has enjoyed the story. I plan on making some more, making it into a novel, we'll call that the fisrt chapter. I'll see what I can do to post more as they come, but I'm big on not rushing writing. Thanks again for everyone's support; writing is a tough thing to do. Does anyone have any dislikes, or things that seemed a bit drawn out, as well as what things were especially good? I've heard from several non-bovicular friends that the shoe at the end was especially good. Thanks again everyone! A big MOOOOO to all of you!

[tiremonkey2000]

Originally posted by taddzilla
Just sucks to have to go back to work, and knowing the morons are gonna crawl out from under the rocks....

Is'nt that the truthe :fist:

[Carrie]

Originally posted by unite
Humm I have a great idea.....cant tell ya yet!

Do I know what this great idea is???

[Carrie]

BTW...you guys are all doing KICK ASS at this! keep it up, we will hit that mark in no time!

[Carrie]

Oh and BTW, If I had known this was what it was going to take to get unite posting all the damned time, I would have done it a long time ago...


Nilly...show him your tits....Sepia, show him your piercings...Ill just go over here and cover my eyes...I don't want to go blind....:thumbsup:

[tiremonkey2000]

:yatht: can i watch

[Carrie]

hell yes you can, I give you permission...

consider it your birthday gift from me....

[Nilly_Chipples]

mathmission...the part with the skirt was also especially good. LOVED IT!

[Nilly_Chipples]

FW................I already have. I doubt that's why he is posting though :disgust:

[Nilly_Chipples]

tiremonkey....do you WANT to go blind?

[ben dover]

MM that was truly kickass, enjoyed it.:thumbsup: I gotta tell ya that took the days stress away.

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
mathmission...the part with the skirt was also especially good. LOVED IT!

Well thanks!

[mathmission]

Originally posted by ben dover
MM that was truly kickass, enjoyed it.:thumbsup: I gotta tell ya that took the days stress away.

I'm glad it did so...I'm trying to get the humanistic nature out in my writing, and this is the only way I seem to know how to

[Carrie]

Your writing is awesome! Keep it up!

And don't forget us when you hit the best sellers list!

[mathmission]

Oh don't worry, if I actually do ever make it, I'll be sure to put you all in the dedication page, "My friends in the pasture"

[Project-Buckfast]

Good Job MM!! let us know when you have more!!:thumbsup:

[Project-Buckfast]

Ohh silly me I forgot to add some :spam: :spam:

[Project-Buckfast]

:bigwave:

[kittykat]

Originally posted by mathmission
I plan on making some more, making it into a novel, we'll call that the fisrt chapter.

MM I definately look forward to the rest! :thumbsup:

[kittykat]

Originally posted by mathmission
Does anyone have any dislikes, or things that seemed a bit drawn out, as well as what things were especially good?

What I loved about it the most was the way you worded it, pulls the reader right into it right from the start. I hate it when you sit down to read something and you can't wait till your done. Dislikes....i really don't have any i really enjoyed the story, keep it up!!!! :thumbsup:

[Carrie]

I didn't have any dislikes...I liked it all.

[mathmission]

:) I'm planning on the next part here pretty soon. It's a bit hard to write when people are visiting me, and I have the last of a set of 7 visitors coming today, so after that I can actually get some of this done. It's been pretty neat since I've been writing this stuff on a 60 year old typewriter. Makes me feel like a real writer.

[Project-Buckfast]

That's some cool shit MM :thumbsup:

[Carrie]

That is pretty kick ass mister!

My Grandmother has one, but its all black, and it is a Royal. They are so damned neat...

[mathmission]

You guys ever do any writing of sorts?

[Nilly_Chipples]

People would be entirely way too confused to read what I would write....

[thornyone]

178

[Carrie]

hmmmm


179?

999821 to go! w00h00!

[unite]

180

[Nilly_Chipples]

Somehow I missed 69:rolleyes:

[indo]

yet another number less!

[mathmission]

Well, I was sitting here, messing around, and a bit of writing came out. Though, I'm pretty sure Im not going to use it, but I thought that I would go ahead and share. This is a failed attempt for the start of the next part of the story.



Untitled Part 2

The seat beneath me rumbled as the subway train
made its way down the dark tunnel. I had been
sitting there for over an hour. Still thinking
about Klara, I wondered if I would see her again.
The window revealed passing concrete and nearly
empty boarding platforms. Every face of the men
and women boarding seemed to be without emotion.
Had they all seen what I had just witnessed?
In to the train they would come, sit down, and just
stare forward into what seemed to be a never-ending
tunnel.

I had chosen a window seat. Not because I wanted
to look out; there was nothing out there for
me but passing walls, all of which I had seen
for years. I had chosen a window seat because
I wanted to be able to lean against it, and
focus on the people inside the small train car.

Row after row, empty seats filled the car. Just
hours before, this very car had been filled
with men and women all rushing home. Meals needed
to be cooked, husbands needed to be kissed, and
children needed help with their homework.

Of course, I had nowhere to be. No wide, no kids,
no dog to walk, and no meal to make. My destination
was the end of the line. After that, where ever.

The train emerged from its underground tunnel,
exposing the train to the rain outside. The
windows filled with the small spots of rain water.
The passengers of this car all kept their
solid gazes forward. A small smirk found its
way to my lips.

[mathmission]

:)

[mathmission]

:) This is what I meant to do, but then again, I guess it doesn't matter!

[Nilly_Chipples]

very good...both accounts! I dunno why but a subway scene as such makes me think of calmness.....it's weird because I've never been there but w/e:bigwave:

[mathmission]

Indeed, here's to writing the next part *raises his drink*

[indo]

good writing mathmission :clap:

[Carrie]

189



and great job MM!

[mathmission]

Ok, scratch the Untitled bullshit. I spent some time when everyone had gone, and actually wrote the second 'chapter' to this novel. It's much shorter, and should be seen as a transitional piece. Either way, enjoy. My take on it...not a lot of story being told, but a bit of atmosphere. I call it, Behind the Bench



"Behind the Bench"

I wiped my eyes. The water had been dripping
down the side of my face, tickling my cheeks
for the past hour. It was dark out, lit only
occasionally by the flashes from the sky. The
storm had not yet ended. At least, not tonight’s.

The rain was falling much lighter now, but still
enough to force me to find shelter. I had been
walking down Hacknen St. It was famous, in my
books, for its many restaurants, and overhangs.

The water fell from the sky, and tapped on the
plastic, and fabric overhangs. So many nights
I had walked this street; the sound was very
familiar. It reminded me of things I’ve never
seen, and people I’ve never met. People in dresses,
and smiles of pain. It was a world realized
in the dreams of one, and seen in the eyes
of others. I walked the sidewalk, buildings of
stone to my left, and falling water to my right.

I imagined the people I dream of, walking these
paths, stopping at glass windows and peering
in. Walking in step with loved ones, arms wrapped
around the small of each others’ back,
while talking of the small things they wish
they had. People wearing dark shoes
and shirts neatly designed for the season’s
weather. Their sights on all the nooks of this
small street, and yet only glancing for the
shortest of moments on the most abundant thing
around them: each other.

I took a seat on a bench facing on of my favorite
shops. It was Flinn’s, a locally owned
clothing store. I remembered the first time
that I had visited this town. There was one
of the most beautiful dresses I had ever
seen, hanging alone in the front window. With-
out arms, and a close fit around the waist, it
reminded me of events just an hour ago. Dry
though, this one was, and alone in the window
for all to see. Perhaps it stayed in that window
for years; maybe it sold only moments after I had
left town. Either way, it was no longer in the
window in front of me.

It was then that the thought of Klara had
returned to me. I was glad that it did. No longer
alone.

The first thing I could remember of her was
the look on her face as she turned to me. Why
had it taken so long for her to see that unlike
most, I could see her life, and cared for the
direction it was headed? It was a question I
was willing to ignore, but only because it had
finally happened. She had seen me. I could only
imagine the pain she must have felt, standing at the resting
place of her daughter. I wished I too could have
felt that pain. She would be that much more real
to me. But her hands touching me was all the
proof that I needed.

And the tapping of the rain continued, reminding me
of our walk to the cemetery. Across the roads
and concrete paths, the rain fell from the sky
and clicked like black shoes on pavement.

But it had all seemed like such a dream, that
I had trouble seeing her in my mind. The dress
though, I could clearly remember the dress. Blowing
in the wind, and brushing up against my leg.
It seemed years had passed. Lights turning red,
flowers in the corner, holding a shoe. Years,
and yet mere minutes. But then again, so was the
feeling for all my memories. Years, but merely
minutes. In the distance, I thought I saw someone
cross the street. The rain continued to fall.

And then I felt it, on the back of my neck. Like
silk tickling the hairs standing on end.
I spun around, hoping it was her; so many questions
I wished to ask her. So many shared words and silent
moments.

The street was empty. On the facing sidewalk
huddled under Times (a watch repair shop) was
a small cat, trying to stay dry. Perhaps, I
thought, it was time to continue my walk. Merely minutes, I told myself.

[Nilly_Chipples]

:clap: :clap: :clap: Good Job...really like it also:thumbsup:

[kittykat]

Awesome MM! Keep it up!!:thumbsup:

[kittykat]

193!

:squint:

[taddzilla]

Adding another one

[sepia]

I don't like mosquitoes/

[taddzilla]

I hate the damn things too......

[Carrie]

me too....



I also hate ants....

[mathmission]

Insects usually never bother me. Then again, I used to live in California, not too many bugs there.

[tiremonkey2000]

Come on down to Florida where we have Fire Ants that bite and they are nasty little buggers and then we have those pesky skeeters too.

[Nilly_Chipples]

Illinois too...damn mosquito's suck!

[indo]

they should do a Masquito Vs Fire Ant on the Discovery Channel, that would be cool.
I have my money on the Fire Ant.

[Nilly_Chipples]

LOL...is it nice in that spectrum you live in dear?:clap:

[sepia]

Taking Vitamin B1 daily will keep the mosquitoes away.

My reality is going to get some rain and received a George Foreman grill (from amazon, illegitimate sister of evil Wal-Mart).

who would ever think to order a grill from a book store?

[ben dover]

Illinois too...damn mosquito's suck! ......Literally

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by sepia
Taking Vitamin B1 daily will keep the mosquitoes away.

My reality is going to get some rain and received a George Foreman grill (from amazon, illegitimate sister of evil Wal-Mart).

who would ever think to order a grill from a book store?



I have one of those that I haven't used in like 2 years. I hated cleaning it.

[Project-Buckfast]

Absolutly Flawless

[Nilly_Chipples]

I hate men....like seriously. Been up since 4:45 am because of my ol man...therefore he makes me hate all men today. I swear I ought to just take a look and see if I like women:rolleyes:

[GoBabyGo]

I call this...

[GoBabyGo]

Originally posted by GoBabyGo
I call this... Spam Amp :) (ya know fer the cause'n'all :P

[GoBabyGo]

Originally posted by GoBabyGo
Spam Amp :) (ya know fer the cause'n'all :P Actually I wuz thinkin' of you 'ol' timers' & decided to drop in & say Moooo :P

[GoBabyGo]

Originally posted by GoBabyGo
Actually I wuz thinkin' of you 'ol' timers' & decided to drop in & say Moooo :P ...and since I have nuthin' really intelligent to add (besides Mooo that is) stokin' up yer million post thred jus seems to be the right thing to do :type:

[GoBabyGo]

Originally posted by GoBabyGo
...and since I have nuthin' really intelligent to add (besides Mooo that is) stokin' up yer million post thred jus seems to be the right thing to do :type: It's good to see the 'hardcore' UTC'ers are still hangin' in there, helpin' the public negotiate the 'WWW' in general safety (pretty freakin' tuff to do these dayz I might add)...

[GoBabyGo]

Originally posted by GoBabyGo
It's good to see the 'hardcore' UTC'ers are still hangin' in there, helpin' the public negotiate the 'WWW' in general safety (pretty freakin' tuff to do these dayz I might add)... ...I've (er' the PIII has..) been through lots in the PC world since I last stomped around here at UTC... Trojans, Worms... (my kids on MSN!!!! .... & YAHOO!!!! ... & KAZAA!!!... & LIMEWIRE!!!!...) Format, Format, Format.... so on & so forth ya get the picture :P My kids have taken over my Web Machine & are thrashing the hell out of it...

[taddzilla]

Thanks Gobabygo, and welcome to the pasture.

Please feel free to stop by and add a post of 2 or 5 or 10 to this project.


:bigwave:

[GoBabyGo]

Originally posted by GoBabyGo
...I've (er' the PIII has..) been through lots in the PC world since I last stomped around here at UTC... Trojans, Worms... (my kids on MSN!!!! .... & YAHOO!!!! ... & KAZAA!!!... & LIMEWIRE!!!!...) Format, Format, Format.... so on & so forth ya get the picture :P My kids have taken over my Web Machine & are thrashing the hell out of it... So after I'm done spamming the crap out of this thred with pointless drivel I'll head up to the other Topics to ask yooz Smarties some advice on P2P's (..and mebee how to control my kids 'web abuse'... while I'm @ work :P )

[GoBabyGo]

Originally posted by taddzilla
Thanks Gobabygo, and welcome to the pasture.

Please feel free to stop by and add a post of 2 or 5 or 10 to this project.


:bigwave: Hey Taddzilla what's shakin' :bigwave: This is indeed a noble & ambitious project... & I'm more than happy to smack down a couple'a'dozen posts for the cause :D

[GoBabyGo]

Originally posted by GoBabyGo
Hey Taddzilla what's shakin' :bigwave: This is indeed a noble & ambitious project... & I'm more than happy to smack down a couple'a'dozen posts for the cause :D BTW what th'hell was I ramblin' on about before???... (insert the sound of rusty gears creaking here) .............

OH Yaaaah! MOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Cheers Cows, glad to see the site still going strong :)

GBG

[GoBabyGo]

Originally posted by GoBabyGo
BTW what th'hell was I ramblin' on about before???... (insert the sound of rusty gears creaking here) .............

OH Yaaaah! MOOOOOOOOOO!!!

Cheers Cows, glad to see the site still going strong :)

GBG

Now for my Encore .... (Hmmmmm..... it should be impressive... ... ... full of pizzazz ... ... ... some tongue in cheek... ... ... highly intelligent... ... ... with a touch of melodrama...)

[GoBabyGo]

Originally posted by GoBabyGo
Now for my Encore .... (Hmmmmm..... it should be impressive... ... ... full of pizzazz ... ... ... some tongue in cheek... ... ... highly intelligent... ... ... with a touch of melodrama...)


... ... ...

[GoBabyGo]

Originally posted by GoBabyGo
... ... ...

... ... ...

[GoBabyGo]

Originally posted by GoBabyGo
... ... ...

... ... ...

(now I'm jus being silly, not funny. Well funny, but not funny hah-hah, funny as in odd & not right....)

Long Live the Million Post Thred!!!

(O.K now hang up... I mean it... Hang the *%#! up!!! )

[Carrie]

GBG your cracking me UP!

[Carrie]

You have obviously been here before, so welcome back!

[Carrie]

Love the spam! Spam is my favorite...funny shit that spam!

[Carrie]

the funniest thought seem to come from spam....

[Carrie]

LONG LIVE SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Carrie]

And LONG LIVE this thread!!!!

[Carrie]

for some reason that made me want to sing

GO GO POWER RANGERS........

and I hate power rangers......... :shrug:

[Carrie]

I'm betting with my ability to spam....I could totally hit 1,000,000 posts....today....

[Carrie]

ok ok that was a lie....a day and a half...:thumbsup:

[Carrie]

and Im betting between me and GBG and Nilly Chipples....we could spam this place right off the WEB!

[Carrie]

unlike all the rest of you who have Quality posts...not quantity post LMFAO...

[kittykat]

Howdy GoBabyGo and welcome back to UTC!
Love the SPAM keep it up!!!:thumbsup:

[Carrie]

Quality posters make us quantity posters look like.............................................. .................................................. ...............spammers....:disgust:

[kittykat]

Originally posted by Feenies-Wife
for some reason that made me want to sing

GO GO POWER RANGERS........

and I hate power rangers......... :shrug:

Ok now that was some funny shit there! LMAO!!!

[kittykat]

Originally posted by kittykat
Ok now that was some funny shit there! LMAO!!!

:doh: Damn that was just so hillbilly, making myself sound like that one hillbilly that you see on tv after a major disaster " Yah you got that right mr. newsman that there tornado came right thrugh my barn and swept off all my best milken' cows then made a sharp turn round der' and took out the damn out house too! ummm whatcha mean I can't say damn on tv?"

[Carrie]

you know...you suck at spam

[Carrie]

that post you made could have totally been broken into like 3 posts...

/me shakes my head all disappointed like....

[kittykat]

Originally posted by Feenies-Wife
that post you made could have totally been broken into like 3 posts...

/me shakes my head all disappointed like....

ok i'll fix it then by god! lol

[kittykat]

:doh: Damn that was just so hillbilly, making myself sound like that one hillbilly that you see on tv after a major disaster

[kittykat]

" Yah you got that right mr. newsman that there tornado came right thrugh my barn and swept off all my best milken' cows

[kittykat]

then made a sharp turn round der' and took out the damn out house too!

[kittykat]

ummm whatcha mean I can't say damn on tv?"

[kittykat]

ok is that better i'm still learnen' lol

[Carrie]

:yatht: :spamit: :thumbsup:

[taddzilla]

Dang it Kitty. Now yous gone an lerned all dat spammin' stuffs from FW....

Hillybillies, who gots a problems wit em????

[taddzilla]

Just so I can rub it in a bit.....

HEY FW I'll BE IN DAYTONA FOR THE RACE!!!!!




:bigwave:

[kittykat]

yep sure did she's learnen me real good!

[Carrie]

Originally posted by taddzilla
Just so I can rub it in a bit.....

HEY FW I'll BE IN DAYTONA FOR THE RACE!!!!!




:bigwave:

Well that just wasn't very nice!

But I can't say shit...I went to the 500 soooo...pffft! take that!