1,000,000 post thread

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Yeah... I was gone for like 10 minutes and there are 50 some new posts! Nice job peeps. My only accomplishment was frustration. Had a bunch of people over, and didn't get much done, then worked for a while writing, got something around 2300 more words down, then decided that I didn't like it, and botched the thing. Ah, the pains of an artist, no?

Yeah, that sounds a bit pretentious.

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*clears throat*

Mooo.

[Carrie]

vote....that should keep your mind clear...go...vote...lots of artists working hard on game matches...go vote!:thumbsup: :bigwave: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

[pegasus]

Originally posted by Feenies-Wife
Love the spam! Spam is my favorite...funny shit that spam!

Oh... sure FW, it is funny shit to receive 5-15 E-mails a day from some @#$% guy half way across the world that has some cool stuff to share (how to make money fast, how to increase the size of your D**K, how to get every drug you can ever imagine without prescription, the newest wonder diet etc etc etc).

Spam is a good thing only if it either helps you make money or have fun (for example the 1000000 post thread).

UTC all the way baby!!!

[Project-Buckfast]

Scotch crumpits:green:

[Nilly_Chipples]

Ok bitches....who missed me?

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
Ok bitches....who missed me?

I did, I did!

[Nilly_Chipples]

Yay....I missed you too darlin.:bigwave:

[Carrie]

Not me :disgust:

[ben dover]

last time I checked no udders but I still missed ya.

[Nilly_Chipples]

Awe, Thank You ben dover...:thumbsup:

[mathmission]

So what's your favorite Crayola crayon color?

[pegasus]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
Ok bitches....who missed me?


Missed you too Amber!!! :howdy: :hail:

[mathmission]

Newest part written, called "Mist Falling"

http://www.geocities.com/jandbsurvey/MistFalling.htm

[NealT]

I voted...but won't tell who for...:)

[Project-Buckfast]

My crappy internet in work has blocked that page :( I'll have to wait untill im home to read it!

[Mel_Smiley]

Hey Peeps! Well I seem to have forgot my password but I wanted to say hi and also all is well. Got a great job I'm just working over 60 hours a week but thats cool.

Anyways - its sleepy time!

[taddzilla]

Nice to see you again Mel. Try not to work too hard.

I know you were at the 500 FW, but I'm just pokin' a little fun at you. :squint:

If I get to see JR, I'll tell him you said Hi.

[mathmission]

Yep, not a lot going on here today. Just jammin.

[unite]

You were gone? lol kidding

[GoBabyGo]

My 'LUCKY 13th' post a couple-a-dayz ago... must have fried my modem... I actually had to replace the 6 year old one in this 'P'III (the P stands fer PIG!!! of-course)

Thanks fer the greeting, still friendly as ever

(nice to see :D )

[GoBabyGo]

... (now back to biznizz... heh heh heh :spam: )

[GoBabyGo]

:fusign: :shit: :funny: :sucks2: :stfu: :banned: :rant: :tool: :dink: asshole .... I see yur a tad looser on the language these dayz :eek2: (ROFLMFAO :banana: )

[GoBabyGo]

... An old farmer decided it was time to get a new rooster for his hens. The current rooster was still doing an okay job, but he was getting on in years. And the farmer figured getting a new rooster couldn't hurt anything. :shrug:

[GoBabyGo]

So he buys a young cock from the local rooster emporium, and turns him loose in the barn yard. Well, the old rooster sees the young one strutting around and he gets a little worried. :(

[GoBabyGo]

So, they're trying to replace me, thinks the old rooster.I've got to do something about this. He walks up to the new bird and says, "So you're the new stud in town? I bet you really think you're hot stuff, don't you? Well I'm not ready for the chopping block yet. I'll bet I'm still the better bird. And to prove it, I challenge you to a race around that hen house over there. We'll run around it ten times and whoever finish's first gets to have all the hens for himself." :kisses:

[GoBabyGo]

Well, the young rooster was a proud sort, and he definitely thought he was more than a match for the old guy. "You're on," said the young rooster. "And since I know I'm so great, I'll even give you a head start of half a lap. I'll still win easy,". :strong:

[Nilly_Chipples]

You too pegasus...



HI MELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!`



HI GoBabyGo!:bigwave:

[GoBabyGo]

So the two roosters go over to the hen house to start the race with all the hens gathering around to watch. The race begins and all the hens start cheering the roosters on. After the first lap, the old rooster is still maintaining his lead. After the second lap, the old guy's lead has slipped a little but he's still hanging in there. Unfortunately the old rooster's lead continues to slip each time around, and by the fifth lap he's just barely in front of the young rooster. :2eyes:

[GoBabyGo]

By now the farmer has heard all the commotion. He runs into the house, gets his shotgun, and runs out to the barn yard figuring a fox or something is after his chickens :shoot:

[GoBabyGo]

. When he gets there, he sees the two roosters running around the hen house, with the old rooster still slightly in the lead. He immediately takes his shotgun, aims, fires, and blows the young rooster away. :omg:

[GoBabyGo]

As he walks away slowly, he says to himself ....... "Damn, that's the third gay rooster I've bought this month." :nut: :nut: :nut:

[GoBabyGo]

.... Cheers (u can thank the net for that classic :clap: )

[GoBabyGo]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
You too pegasus...



HI MELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!`



HI GoBabyGo!:bigwave:

ALOHA Nilly :bigwave:

[GoBabyGo]

CIAO FER NOW Million Post Thred...

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Just had indian food for the first time. Pretty good I have to say

[ben dover]

Just had indian food for the first time. Pretty good I have to say ....Ok, what was it, howling wolf or what.:rofl:

[Nilly_Chipples]

I'd like to try it sometime also mm....I bet it was good!

[pegasus]

Originally posted by ben dover
....Ok, what was it, howling wolf or what.:rofl:

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
I'd like to try it sometime also mm....I bet it was good!

Yeah, we have this place in town, called India's House, first time I've been there, and I've lived in this town for 4 years. Outside of the food being something really good, and having some very strange breads, and desserts--and I know how silly this is going to sound--but something intersting was that I got to see a part of Columbia I've never seen before. Looking out from inside the place, it was part of Columbia I had never seen, since I had never been there.

I guess that after being somewhere for so long, somtimes take for granted the city, and what's around us.

Heh, I sound like my own character in my stories!

[Nilly_Chipples]

That sounds like a good night. And yes...you do :clap:








































my back is itching really bad wear I got this tat....grrr!

[sepia]

Originally posted by mathmission
Just had indian food for the first time. Pretty good I have to say I agree with you, up here, the Ojibwas & Menomonees cooked a few years ago. I loved the fried bread and corn.
What did you have?

Just realized you might have met West Indian or East Indian also. Love all that too. Think the only food I haven't cared for is Eskimoe and Most of the Korean.
For Chinese, I love the hot stuff.

[mathmission]

Originally posted by sepia
I agree with you, up here, the Ojibwas & Menomonees cooked a few years ago. I loved the fried bread and corn.
What did you have?

Just realized you might have met West Indian or East Indian also. Love all that too. Think the only food I haven't cared for is Eskimoe and Most of the Korean.
For Chinese, I love the hot stuff.

I mean the food from the country, and I think what I had was called Varadoo, though Im not totally sure. It was a curry based chicken and potato with tomato sauce, served over rice. We aslo got two orders of the bread that is made over the clay pot. And several other things that came with the apetizer plate. I don't remember all the names. The dessert was some sort of mango based custard. All of it was really good. Quite expensive for what I'm used to though.

Haven't really had the chance to try a lot of the cuisine found outside of the regular things in Columbia. I've been to many mexican places, some actually near the border, where I find its much better. I've had many different sea food dishes, including a most delicious sword fish steak at the Cedar Creek Inn (www.cedarcreekinn.com) in Brea, CA. I've yet to get a good taste of Greek, and Medetranian. I come from an Italian family, and a German family, so I've that covered. Never had Korean food. Vietnamese though, had some sort of steak that could only be purchased in one of those small vietnamese groceries. Amazing stuff. I need to get my ass over to Europe though, I might do that in the winter. Anyone wanna join?

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
That sounds like a good night. And yes...you do :clap:



Soon I will have the next part done!

[sepia]

I never had German food until I moved here. The town I live in has an area called Little Denmark and the rest seem to be of Eastern European and Nordic ancestry. The people here get pretty big--beer and brats--never heard of a brat b4 moving here. Or Kringle. The Danish food is similar rto the Swede food my gramma used to ake and the Czech food her husband liked. Dad's side.

Now my Mom's side was the hot and spicy Mediteranean. I fell in love with Greek food when I went their for 2 weeks years ago. And I love fresh marinara and the Northern italian food.
Swiss food scared me a bit. I couldn't decipehr it, but it was a lot of potatoes covered in a pool of melted cheese.

My step father was in the Navy, subs, so we moved a lot and I was esposed to many foods.

I truly miss real ocean seafood. Lake Michigan wasn't all that bad when I moved here, but it is just a cesspool now, I won't eat lake fish.

I miss the foods of Polynesia--so varied. I pass on Blood Pudding from the PI, but the rest is good, even the raw sashimi.

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Japanese food was something I also gave a shot at just recently, had a very interesting soup at a place where I had to sit on the floor, and take off my shoes. I enjoyed it very much. The soup was served in a kettle of sorts, chicken based, with long noodles, several different types of veggies, and a surprise to me, a fried egg at the bottom. Good stuff, sushi as well was good, saki was decent... tasted like hot vodka.

[sepia]

Japanese food I was very careful with. I love Tempura, but I don't like the lobster that is still living and crawling on the plate.
It's funny, we used to eat Saimin, sounds like what you had, had pink and white rolled fish, nori, and the egg. It is so coomon a dish that it is actually on the McDonald's menu over there. The island was about 80% Japanese when I lived there. They are a very polite, hard working, formal yet pretty closed community over there. but that was years ago. the parents of many of my friends were from japan and still did the tea ceremonies. If you get a chance, go to a Japanese tea room.

But, the islands also seemed to have a very non-American thing going on in places also. Cockfights, the monkey table (I refused that), and having your friend telling you the family was hungry and it was the end of the month so Dad was going to the pound to pick up a dog--Tawainese and Philipino. I accidently had puppy soup from some Mexican friends while in WA. I was grossed out, since I had given them the puppy. I told my philipino friend about it in Seattle, and expected him to be as horrified as me. He looked over and told me that dog, when prepared corectly, is very good. Duh...........

Differnet cultures eat things we wouldn't touch, we eat things that disgust them. Cultural differences.
Bu, they don't load up their food with a lot of meat the way we do. It is more of a garnish, andin some ways very healthy.

I can give you my recipe for hawaiian shrimp curry if you like. I still have many of the recipes I started cololecting when I was much younger. Even the original Neiman Marcus cookies and the Frango recipe.

And lots of Indian food, including the bread you spoke of..
Let me know.


I better sign off, I can't read the type unless I stick my nose up to this moniotr. So, bon nuit to you all.

[NealT]

What's the big deal? Why is it taking so long to get this thread up to 1M?

Why do I not see more spam on this thread to get the numbers up?

I am just curious.....

:bigwave:

[Nilly_Chipples]

I am on a spam reduced diet this week...next week will be better!

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I've never been a spam-er, just liked to randomly talk about things when I can, and keep things going.

[mathmission]

So, some random math here for ya guys... at an average of 30 posts a day, based on ten days and 300 posts... and a goal of 1,000,000 posts, it will take us 91 years to finish this....(assuming no leap years ;) )

Might need to speed things up a bit

[mathmission]

Originally posted by sepia

I can give you my recipe for hawaiian shrimp curry if you like. I still have many of the recipes I started cololecting when I was much younger. Even the original Neiman Marcus cookies and the Frango recipe.

And lots of Indian food, including the bread you spoke of..
Let me know.


Yes I would love them all!

[mathmission]

So, just got some Rachmaninov music, anyone a fan?

[mathmission]

Anyone?





Anyone?





Ugh, Im gonna take a shower now.

[Nilly_Chipples]

Nope, not I.

[Nilly_Chipples]

Hey....knock knock

[Nilly_Chipples]

this might take a while...

[Nilly_Chipples]

anyone?

[Nilly_Chipples]

anyone?

[Nilly_Chipples]

A Guy is driving his girlfriend home when she decides she wants to go to her friends instead. Her friend lives out of the way so she tells her boyfriend that she would get naked for him if he drove her. The guy wants some dirty fun and says ok and the girl takes off all her clothes. The boyfriend is so busy looking at her that he stacks the car and gets stuck between the steering wheel and the seat. He tells her to go get help and she replied that she couldn’t because she didn’t have any clothes on. He replies, “Take my shoe and cover your snatch with it, and go for help!?

She takes the shoe and runs to the closest gas station. She finds the clerk and says, "Help, my boyfriend is stuck! Can you help us?" The clerk replies, "I’m sorry, I think he's too far in."

[Nilly_Chipples]

A husband comes home to find his wife with her suitcases packed in the living room. "Where the hell do you think you're going?" he says. "I'm going to Las Vegas. You can earn $400 for a blow job there, and I figured that I might as well earn money for what I do to you free."

The husband thinks for a moment, goes upstairs, and comes back down, with his suitcase packed as well. "Where do you think you going?" the wife asks. "I'm coming with you...I want to see how you survive on $800 a year!!!"

[Nilly_Chipples]

A young boy and his father were in a store when they walked past a rack of condoms. Being a curious young lad, the boy asked his father, "What are these things daddy?" His dad said, "Condoms son." The boy asked, "Why do they come in packs of 1,3, and 12?" The dad replied, "The packs with one are for the high school boys, one for Saturday night, the ones with three are for the college boys, one for Friday, Saturday and Sunday, and the ones with twelve in them are for the married men, one for January, one for February, one for March...."

[mathmission]

Yes!

[mathmission]

Lovely reminders that I'm single

[mathmission]

Well, here is the next part to the novel... thus ending the first chapter.

http://www.geocities.com/mathmission01/FingersTouching.htm

[Nilly_Chipples]

Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I really can't say that it's a bad thing, because after being in quite a few, and seeing all the relationships of my friends, and how they are turning out (though I'm sure that has something to do with my friends...) I'm ok with being single. I guess that over the years, I've seen quite a few flop, and sort of want to prove that they can work some times!

Then again, I don't hold the best track record for relationships.

Either way, in short, I'm good being single. If anything, it gives me the time to write.

And plus, I'z gotz all youz bovines as friends! Who needs a loving girlfriend, right? ;)

[Nilly_Chipples]

yep...cuz we love you;)

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
yep...cuz we love you;)

Awe.. Well I love ya too!

[mathmission]

So Nilly, tell me of the travels you've done in your life? Where have you been, and where would you like to go?

[Nilly_Chipples]

Hmmmm let's see...I've been too...........




Illinois-born and raised.
Iowa
Indiana
Ohio
Pennsylvania
W. Virginia
Virginia
Washington DC
S. Carolina
N Carolina
Tennesee
Oklahoma
Arkansas
Missouri
and I do believe that's all the places I've been.




I like OK alot, and actually I will most likely end up there or in Northern TX if I ever move.


I would love to goto Germany, I used to chat with Tiggerfoot...dunno if you know him or not but he always talked of how beautiful and laid back it was over there. I have done some research on it and have found it to be true. When they have dinner, they plan on being there in a restaraunt for more than 2 hours...taking their sweet time and such. The land is amazing also.

I would also like to goto Africa and see that culture, how they live and the animals there.

Same with Alaska...and New Zealand.

Closer to home...Hawaii, my mom went in 98' and said it was so beautiful there, I'd love the chance to go.

And Hollywood...I'd like to be in Hollywood for a Premiere or something stupid, just to see how it's done .

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
Hmmmm let's see...I've been too...........




Illinois-born and raised.
Iowa
Indiana
Ohio
Pennsylvania
W. Virginia
Virginia
Washington DC
S. Carolina
N Carolina
Tennesee
Oklahoma
Arkansas
Missouri
and I do believe that's all the places I've been.




I like OK alot, and actually I will most likely end up there or in Northern TX if I ever move.


I would love to goto Germany, I used to chat with Tiggerfoot...dunno if you know him or not but he always talked of how beautiful and laid back it was over there. I have done some research on it and have found it to be true. When they have dinner, they plan on being there in a restaraunt for more than 2 hours...taking their sweet time and such. The land is amazing also.

I would also like to goto Africa and see that culture, how they live and the animals there.

Same with Alaska...and New Zealand.

Closer to home...Hawaii, my mom went in 98' and said it was so beautiful there, I'd love the chance to go.

And Hollywood...I'd like to be in Hollywood for a Premiere or something stupid, just to see how it's done .

I've a friend that moved to Alaska, said that its absolutely beautiful there. The only weird thing is the change in sunlight. I think he said the other day, there was 22 hours of sunlight. I've always wanted to go to Europe, and there is a chance that in the winter I am going to be able to, that would be wonderful. Hawaii, its a nice place to go, but make sure that you have a good time there. I went there for a band trip years ago, and I remember it really well, but I also remember having a terrible time there with my firlfriend. She didn't even want to walk along the beach at night. We were stupid kids. Case and point, go with someone you know will have a good time!

Hollywood is pretty cool, but I personally hate LA. I used to live there, and I visit often, but there are so many people, I just don't understand how anyone can stand it. Hollywood is a cool place though, I would recommend the Chinese Theatre, its where the premieres are. I would also say, do the star walk, its good fun. Headed to New Orleans here in three days, so I'll let you know what I thought of there as well!

[Carrie]

Bumping is fun....

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by mathmission
I've a friend that moved to Alaska, said that its absolutely beautiful there. The only weird thing is the change in sunlight. I think he said the other day, there was 22 hours of sunlight. I've always wanted to go to Europe, and there is a chance that in the winter I am going to be able to, that would be wonderful. Hawaii, its a nice place to go, but make sure that you have a good time there. I went there for a band trip years ago, and I remember it really well, but I also remember having a terrible time there with my firlfriend. She didn't even want to walk along the beach at night. We were stupid kids. Case and point, go with someone you know will have a good time!

Hollywood is pretty cool, but I personally hate LA. I used to live there, and I visit often, but there are so many people, I just don't understand how anyone can stand it. Hollywood is a cool place though, I would recommend the Chinese Theatre, its where the premieres are. I would also say, do the star walk, its good fun. Headed to New Orleans here in three days, so I'll let you know what I thought of there as well!


sounds like you've had quite the life....good to know:clap:

[modtest]

Test

[Carrie]

325






Im tired...

[spam]

spam samwich with cheeze

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
sounds like you've had quite the life....good to know:clap:

I wouldn't say that I've had quite the life, just random things that happened to be good at times ;)

[Nilly_Chipples]

OK...I will take your word on that.:clap:





Spam spamwich huh? That sounds good!:thumbsup:

[pegasus]

Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause...
Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

A HA HA HA HA HA HA (ROFLMAO) !!!

Actually... the MENopause will happen sooner or later even if no MAN is involved!!!

Oh... Whatever (LOL) !!!

[Nilly_Chipples]

ya like that did ya?:bigwave:

[Carrie]

Im going to go take a shower now....

You will all miss me...admit it....:bigwave:

[Nilly_Chipples]

nope, no way and you can't make me :squint:



I have so got something to tell you also...your gonna trip:|

[Carrie]

so tell me dick...don't make me wait...

[tiremonkey2000]

:spamit: :ROFL2:

[pegasus]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
ya like that did ya?:bigwave:

Sure thing NC!!!

Iam a man that is for sure, but that does not mean I am incapable of apreciating the finer things in life (for example your posts)!!!

Keep up the good work Nilly!!!

Be seeing you around!!!

[Nilly_Chipples]

So long as it's not you seeing me from outside my window we're cool....we be cool and shit as they say LOL.:bigwave:

[Nilly_Chipples]

Oh ....the joys of potty training.:shit:

I just go outside to see what my ol man is doin and my 2 older kids look at me and say"ewww":rolleyes: , me being the blonde bimbo ya know...I was like:saywha: and my son looks at my shit and is like "MOM" :| Well....evidentally I had shit on my t-shirt from having my youngest on my hip...:hmmm: :Vomit:
Damn kid....she won't wear diapers anymore and she RARELY will wear trainers...so I was being nice trying to help her lil feet over rocks and she shit on me:rant:

[Nilly_Chipples]

and ya know what else....I don't have any energy at all....like none. I'd rather sit here and do nothing ALL DAMN DAY LONG:green:

[ben dover]

Kids will do that to ya, it gets better and better. lol

[pegasus]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
So long as it's not you seeing me from outside my window we're cool....we be cool and shit as they say LOL.:bigwave:

Oh... come on Nilly, do you realy believe that ???

Even If we were next door neighboors, I certainly would not do such a thing coz I respect you way too much!!!

Furthermore, Iam certainly not a peeping tom or a pervert (don't you believe it???)!!!

OOOKKK... That is pretty much what I wanted to say!!!

May you lead a long and happy life!!!

Pegasus Over and Out!!!

[mathmission]

Went AWOL there for a bit, sorry. So...sup?

[Project-Buckfast]

Mooooooooooooo :UTCCow:

[Carrie]

I am so bored.

I think Ill make some web templates for something to do.

[NealT]

FW in a shower? Nilly in a T-shirt?

What is this place coming to?

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by pegasus
Oh... come on Nilly, do you realy believe that ???

Even If we were next door neighboors, I certainly would not do such a thing coz I respect you way too much!!!

Furthermore, Iam certainly not a peeping tom or a pervert (don't you believe it???)!!!

OOOKKK... That is pretty much what I wanted to say!!!

May you lead a long and happy life!!!

Pegasus Over and Out!!!


No, I don't LOL. It was suppose to be funny sheesh. I believe your a sweetheart:clap:

[Nilly_Chipples]

FW, have you been awake all night?

[Nilly_Chipples]

NealT....I'm alwats in a t-shirt, although this past week I've had to "dress for the office" and I was told I clean up well :rofl:

[Nilly_Chipples]

speaking of....I found the cutest damn shoes the other day!!!!! They are jean material BUT they look like flip flops but have a heel............so fuckin cute!

[ben dover]

Well its not quite noon yet and its all ready 93 out side expected to hit 101 with a heat index of 112.:evil:

[GoBabyGo]

S-P-A-M

[GoBabyGo]

...ain't got time fer anymore SPAM today, mebee later...

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by ben dover
Well its not quite noon yet and its all ready 93 out side expected to hit 101 with a heat index of 112.:evil:


Damn! You in Southern Illinois? I dunno how hot it is here right now, I turned my air on when I started shampooing my carpets LOL...I'm a wimp:green:

[mathmission]

Not to bad here. Nice breeze. Gonna be outside today, got 24 brats last night, and I hope to have them all gone by the end of the day. Have some people coming over. Anyone wanna mozy on down here is welcome ;) Hope that everyone's have a good day!

[mathmission]

My brother and I listening to "Step Right Up." A song that we used in one of our films entitled "How to Sell Out and Land a Job in Advertising."

[mathmission]

We had some little bastard kids come in and tear up the residence halls that I am in charge of. These kids... I don't get it. What's with summer camps and going crazy. The first thing they do when they get here is flood the bathrooms. I don't understand that; they have to use them all week. Kids...I don't even know. I suppose when I finally get around to finding someone, and having a kid, I'll change.

Either way, I tried to be nice and make a cake for my staff for the meeting. As you can see...though I might be able to cook really awesome dinners, and sample cuisines from around the world, baking is not yet a strong suit. Instead, I just took them out for drinks.

[Nilly_Chipples]

Hey at least you tried!:thumbsup: I know that "cake falling apart" feelinf all too well...it happens all the damn time to me, I just give up LOL.



Nice pic of you & your bro:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[mathmission]

today's happenings.

[Nilly_Chipples]

LOL...schweet!

I'll pass on the cookin out, it's raining here, so I went with enchiladas:thumbsup:

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Nilly_Chipples
LOL...schweet!

I'll pass on the cookin out, it's raining here, so I went with enchiladas:thumbsup:

A good choice. As long as something's going on!

[Nilly_Chipples]

Yep Yep...my Mom had said she'd throw something together if all of us kids came in but my one sister had been drinking since last night so I passed on the offer :rofl: I get kinna moody around people acting dumb...and really nasty around drunk folk:rolleyes:

[ben dover]

Damn! You in Southern Illinois? I dunno how hot it is here right now, I turned my air on when I started shampooing my carpets LOL...I'm a wimp ....Man I'd never thought it got that hot where you guys are at.

[mathmission]

I am using a qwerty keyboard

[Nilly_Chipples]

Hell yes it gets that hot here...it's been blazing all this past week til Friday. It was in the high 90's last week with MAJOR humidity...YUCK!



Originally posted by ben dover
....Man I'd never thought it got that hot where you guys are at.

[bmh67wa]

mmmmmmmmmmm sweaty women!

[mathmission]

So yeah, had a good day today. Good times, noodle salad!

[Nilly_Chipples]

Originally posted by bmh67wa
mmmmmmmmmmm sweaty women!



Ewwwww! I am so anti-sweat it isn't funny. I hate it with a passion, I will go straight from AC to AC...no sweating, ick!

[taddzilla]

I survived another trip to Daytona. That 3.5 hour rain delay was a day killer. Race finished at 2am, fireworks done by 2:30, left the parking lot by 3:30 and made it to the hotel at 4:45am. Damn long day, but I had a great time.

[taddzilla]

Look boys and girls.....................


A tropical storm in the gulf, and a new tropical depression forming off of Puerto Rico.

I just love hurricane season.

[GoBabyGo]

... A cafe. One table is occupied by a group of Vikings wearing horned helmets.

Whenever the word "spam" :spam: is repeated, they begin singing and/or chanting. A man and his wife enter...

[GoBabyGo]

Man: You sit here, dear.

Wife: All right.

Man: Morning!

Waitress: Morning!

Man: Well, what've you got? :spam:

[GoBabyGo]

Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... :spam:

[GoBabyGo]

Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...

Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!

Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam. :spam:

[GoBabyGo]

Wife: Have you got anything without spam? :spam:

[GoBabyGo]

Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!

Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?

Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!

Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...) :spam:

[GoBabyGo]

Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?

Waitress: Urgghh!

Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
:spam:

[GoBabyGo]

Waitress: Shut up! :spam:

[GoBabyGo]

Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! :spam:

[GoBabyGo]

Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.

Wife: I don't like spam!

Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
:spam:

[GoBabyGo]

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! :spam:

[GoBabyGo]

Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.

Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words) :spam:

[GoBabyGo]

Vikings: Spam spam spam spam.
Lovely spam!
Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam! :spam:

[GoBabyGo]

....Brought to U by the 'KINGS OF SPAM' ...

Monty Python :clap:

Spam spam spam spam.

Lovely spam!

Wonderful spam!

Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam.

Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!
Lovely spam!

Spam spam spam spam! :spam:

[GoBabyGo]

BTW whats that ol' Cirga up to these dayz???

[Carrie]

Who knows GBG. :shrug:



So everyone enjoy the fire works?

[GoBabyGo]

... I live in a little 'hamlet' (tourist trap) on a lake... & the imported(drunk) hooligans were blasting fireworks off allnight/weekend long (...must be pay-back fer when I was a punk-kid :rolleyes: )

[Carrie]

yeah, we have had fire works going off in this neighborhood for over a week now they set them off from sun down until 4 or 5 am.... Hopfully last night was the last of it.

[mathmission]

Originally posted by Feenies-Wife
yeah, we have had fire works going off in this neighborhood for over a week now they set them off from sun down until 4 or 5 am.... Hopfully last night was the last of it.

Yeah, I was letting people into the buildings last night until around 330am. Drunk people wandering back, and not remembering their codes to get in.

[taddzilla]

I still got some fireworks left. I just wanted to save some mortar shells for another occassion.


Fire good.

[taddzilla]

Everone sing along with GBG.....


SPAM
SPAM
SPAM
LOVELY SPAM WONDERFUL SPAM.

[Nilly_Chipples]

Lovely show GBG:clap:



FW, where the hell are you runnin off to?

[mathmission]

Well everyone, Im headed to New Orleans for 4 days, and won't be back until the 9th. Hope the weekend goes well. I'll try not to be killed in the weather down there. Take care everyone!

[Project-Buckfast]

Have fun MM!! :bigwave:

[Nilly_Chipples]

Have a good time MM....and yea, don't get killed down there.:bigwave:

[taddzilla]

Hopefully you will miss the bad weather MM, or only have one day of it.

Have a good trip.

[ben dover]

Damn, don't everybody speak at once.:violin: :hmm: :kickout: :sleep:

[Project-Buckfast]

Hey ben!!:bigwave:

[Nilly_Chipples]

I don't wanna speak...and you can't make me!

[taddzilla]

No worries Nilly, we know that you'll speak sooner or later.

[ben dover]

I don't wanna speak...and you can't make me! ...I heard that NC!!:bigwave:

[taddzilla]

Post 400

Yeeee haw!!!!

[bmh67wa]

only 999599 more to go...


:bigwave:

[unite]

bump

[taddzilla]

I hate hurricane season

[Nilly_Chipples]

LMAO Tadd!

[Nilly_Chipples]

405...


and :bigwave: ben :bigwave:

[Project-Buckfast]

Ahhh time to relax, the weekend at last....

Happy friday everyone:bigwave:

[taddzilla]

Hello all. Happy Friday!!!!

[Project-Buckfast]

Hey Tadd!! :hi:

[ben dover]

Went fishing yesterday fished all night under lights,caught the hell out of um. tadd knows what i'm talking about. I'm talking about speckled trout. Between all 6 of us we caught around 200!:hyper: :party4:

[Nilly_Chipples]

dang! I wanna catch fish too :(




my day was INSANE...I'd explain but everyone would laugh:doh:

[Carrie]

What a coinkydink! I went fishing last night too! And today...

[Carrie]

We saw 4 Tiger Muskies swimming...they were the BIGGEST fish I have ever seen..you could see the waves they were making as they were swimming.

[Carrie]

At first they were too far away to see exactly what they were...all you could see is what appeared to be a large torpedo.

[Carrie]

Then the got closer and you could see the top fins sticking up out of the water...then they finally got close enough to see them in the water...4 of them swimming 2 by 2...

[Carrie]

Freaked me out!!!! Of course, the Hubby, growing up out there wasn't freaked out, but he did say they were some BIG FUCKING FISH!

[Carrie]

OK...that file finished uploading to the server...back to work for me!

[Carrie]

Hope you are all enjoying the massive Downloads section we got going on...and continue to add to it...its been 3 damned days!

[Carrie]

Just starting on the free Graphics tools...this should be HUGE!

[ben dover]

What a coinkydink! I went fishing last night too! And today... ....Well I hope you all had fun, fishing is always fun. FW what were you fishing for and how many did you catch?:thumbsup:

[ben dover]

I gotta tell ya that fishing trip I had started out fun but turned into work after a while. I was busyer than a one legged man in a ass kicking contest!:hitfish:

[Carrie]

:ROFL2:



I wasn't fishing for anything inparticular. I like to sit on the edge of the lake, or on the dock with a pole, cast out and reel in LOL... but Doing so I catch a lot of large and small mouth bass, and shit like crappy and bluegill.

[Carrie]

the hubby however, he goes for Catfish.

I caught a few, don't really know, didn't keep track. We don't ever keep what we catch anyway.

[Project-Buckfast]

I haven't been fishing in a long time. I'll have to go again soon!!

[Carrie]

Yes you will!

[Carrie]

Its so relaxing....when the kids arent with! Poor Sid, she attracts turtles...I bet she lost 20 lures to turtles in a two day fishing trip!:doh:

[Nilly_Chipples]

you have Johnson blood in you and you threw the fish back? Are you insane? Would you like your uncle to kick you?






















BTW, turtle is very good!:thumbsup:

[Carrie]

I hear it tastes like Chicken...ACk...just eat chicken...:rolleyes:

[Project-Buckfast]

I don;t like chicken :(

[ben dover]

I like to eat the 1 that taste like chicken but smells like fish?:now:

[ben dover]

I can't help it I'm on a fish kick right now. Fish on the brain.:hitfish:

[Cassavus]

holy crap what happened!? i about died!

[Cassavus]

AAAAAHHHHH!!! all my posts are gone! *cries*

[Cassavus]

Ok, there is much to be done and caught up on.

[Cassavus]

on top of that, can we change our titles yet? or are we waiting on that feature?

[Cassavus]

does anyone want a can of spam?

[Cassavus]

sorry, the gummy bears typed that one. not to worry though, i hate him.

[Cassavus]

i'm hungry. anyone else hungry?

[Cassavus]

what should i eat? anyone know what i should eat?

[Cassavus]

i think i'm going to eat some cereal. with milk....lol

[Cassavus]

brb

[Cassavus]

well pooh sticks...i'm out of milk! have to run to the store.

[Cassavus]

first i have to put shoes on...

[Cassavus]

ok shoes are on.

[Cassavus]

ok i decided against going to the store right now. i'm too lazy to go out to the store. i'll do it in the morning.

[Cassavus]

i decided to eat a cup of soup instead. with a dr. pepper

[Cassavus]

ok...it's done. i'm now eating.

[Cassavus]

there once was a man who lived in Woodburn, Oregon with his grandfathers, brothers, sister, twice removed. he died there too...

[SUMGUY]

Is this a one man mission or what, wheres everyone else?

[Cassavus]

i dont know where everyone is at...i'm just trying to get my posts all back up...lol welcome to the site by the way!

[Cassavus]

i'm watching most haunted america

[Cassavus]

most haunted 'in' america...

[BlondeBandit]

Ok it is time for me to spam

[BlondeBandit]

so this kind of sucks

[BlondeBandit]

I have to get like 2000 posts to be back up to where I was

[BlondeBandit]

Aflackkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

[Cassavus]

the site looks good though...

[Cassavus]

too bad it had to come at this price. at least the site is back up though. i was starting to go nuts without it

[Rockjaw]

Yeah I know what you mean. I found so much stuff I wanted to show everyone and now I don't know where it is.

[mathmission]

uhhhh

[mathmission]

Well, it is true, the site does look good, but still....

Whatever, I don't care. It does suck that so much was lost, but I'm sure that I can find the things that need to be put back up. Anybody think of anything that I posted that needs to come back up?

[mathmission]

I'm about 2100 posts under...

Believe in the power of FW!

[mathmission]

So, despite all this, I hope that everyone is doing well. Nothing really new to report with me. I have finished the second act of the first screenplay that I am working on, sort of close to having it about half done, sort of. As soon as I have it done, I will be sure to put it up so that people can read it, and let me know if they think I should do more. That's the beauty of a pilot episode, you make one, and then determine if it should go on.

[mathmission]

well hell, Im off to get some food in me, and see my mother. I will be back later tonight I think, to see what's going on. I need to get some more writing done. I know I say that a lot, but hell, its what I do. Anyway, good to see that things are going well here, and that the site is running again. I hope that this doesn't happen again, but we all know that if it does, most of us would be here anyway. Take care, friends.

[Project-Buckfast]

Yup

[Project-Buckfast]

need some

[Project-Buckfast]

serious spam in here

[Project-Buckfast]

since we lost loads

[Project-Buckfast]

I only lost around 300 posts

[Project-Buckfast]

not too bad

[BlondeBandit]

Well guys just to let you know that it is st ill raining here in NH. It has been for a solid week. We are all about to float away. They evacuated about 1300 people last night from the city. Thank god I live on a mountain and it would have to rain for a year straight to get to me.

[Project-Buckfast]

Wow, thats pretty crazy. Hope all is well BB

[Cassavus]

yea, be careful BB!

[Project-Buckfast]

Hey Cass

[Project-Buckfast]

Need to start dishing out some rep power!!

[Project-Buckfast]

random facts

[Project-Buckfast]

Half of all living things live on 6% of the land on the planet, the rain forest.

[Project-Buckfast]

In its entire lifetime, the average worker bee produces 1/12th teaspoon of honey.

[Project-Buckfast]

The chances of your dying on the trip to buy your MegaBucks ticket is greater than your chance of winning

[Project-Buckfast]

Only two people signed the Declaration of Independence on July 4th, John Hancock and Charles Thomson. Most of the rest signed on August 2, but the last signature wasn't added until 5 years later.

[Project-Buckfast]

cat's urine glows under a blacklight.

[Project-Buckfast]

A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length.

[Project-Buckfast]

According to the federal Center for Substance Abuse prevention, "For kids under twenty-one, there is no difference between alcohol and other drug use and abuse." Incredibly, it makes no distinction between a self-reliant 20 year old toasting his love at their wedding reception with a sip of champagne and a drug-addicted 20 year old doing crack cocaine!

[Project-Buckfast]

anyone for some spam soup?

[mathmission]

So, I just got back from my mother's, nothing really going on here, but I thought I might as well spam it up a bit

[mathmission]

So, here's something that I am seriously considering, and everyone at least consider it. I'm thinking about spending a year away from everyone I know, and moving somewhere and just living. This can be in the US, or it can be out of the country, so PB, Pegasus, you guys too...

Like I said, I'm thinking about moving away, but I need some help setting up the stuff. I was wondering if anyone knew of any good places to live, or places that might be looking for a writer or editor. Of course, I won't be doing this for a while, but I do think that I need to get away from things, and live abroad. Let me know if anyone has any thoughts on that. I'll post this in a different thread as well to make sure it doesn't get lost.

[mathmission]

so, outside of that, nothing going on. Spent some time with some friends last night, and waiting to hang out with one more before I might return to Columbia. My friend Clint is hanging out with his ex-girlfriend/sex friend. They pretty much get together every-now-and-then and hang out, and sometimes, get it on. He said that he was going out with her tonight, and avoiding staying home with her, to make sure there's no....business..... this evening.

I don't know about you... but I think I would take up that opportunity. Then again, I'm a lonely bastard.

[mathmission]

yep, nothing going on here.

[mathmission]

well, I guess Im headed out, hope to catch some of you later.

[mathmission]

:kitty:

[Cassavus]

i've got a new schedule at work. 1:30 to 10pm. don't really like it cause it takes away my night. i like working early in the morning and getting off earlier in the day. oh well. it'll work for now.

[Cassavus]

The chances of your dying on the trip to buy your MegaBucks ticket is greater than your chance of winning

wow...almost doesn't seem worth it then

HI PB!!! :)

[edge808]

whoa new look. Just got back.

it's been close to 8 months since i last posted.

now i'm married and with a kid (6month old baby kaija)

[edge808]

Btw I like the new look. Kinda bloody dark.

[Project-Buckfast]

Hey edge :howdy: glad things are going well for ya! You can change the themes at the bottom left of the site. There's a drop down menu :)

[edge808]

eh that's a nifty gadget.

Glad to be back, sir.

Is it me or has the posting slowed down a bit?

[mathmission]

eh that's a nifty gadget.

Glad to be back, sir.

Is it me or has the posting slowed down a bit?

G'day Edge, not sure we ever met. I too was gone for several months making a film. UTC's gone through several changed in just the last few months. Posting in here sort of goes in streaks. There's a bunch, and then its quiet for a while.

Me, I like to post a lot all at once, but like this time, I just come in, comment, then get back to some work that I'm doing.

Speaking of which, time to get back to that. Must finish this pilot TV show for you guys to read. You know I value your opinions! Take care.

And by the way, Sup PB? How ya been?

Later guys

[Cassavus]

hello everyone!

[Project-Buckfast]

Hey Cass, how ya been?

[Project-Buckfast]

Fine thanks Math. I hope to catch ya later bud!


And by the way, Sup PB? How ya been?

Later guys