Which Glendinningite Are You?

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Sven

Eater of meats.

Sysadmin.

Occasional minimalist.

You are Sven.

Sometimes referred to as Dark Emperor Sven, although perhaps only in the realm of dreams and fantasy, you serve as Chez Glendinning's Network Administrator and Resident Cat. Sleeping completely random hours every day, nobody's entirely sure when we'll see you, but usually you're greeted with a hug and the offer of a cup of coffee. If only there were more Ben & Jerry's.

Your room is a shrine to technology, containing archives of words, pictures and sounds that would put some libraries to shame. In more ways than one. But that's okay, because the libraries will be different, once you rule the world.

You can tell the world that it must obey with the following badge of allegiance:

[Nilly_Chipples]

You are Marian.

From sunny Spain you come, and you own enough land back there to start your own country. Perhaps you have ambitions to take over the world from there - you've certainly got the evil maniacal laughter down pat - but we couldn't tell because you only speak six words of English and we only two words of Spanish.

If we could get one concept across to you it would be that once one has finished a KFC meal, the thing to do is not salt it and preserve it for a further two months. KFC doesn't actually preserve that well, and the likely result is that your cupboard will smell like a stinky cuttlefish convention. Not the stuff of refinement and taste, I'm sure you'll agree - and refinement and taste are what Chez Glendinning is all about.

You can inform the world that you find everything impossibly amusing with the following emblem of mirth: