10 Ways To Know If You Have "estrogen Issues"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your
cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of
your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to
everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial
up every bumper sticker that says:
"How's my driving-call 1-800-***-."

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation
to batting-practice.

7. You're convinced there's a God and he's a gay male.

8. You can't believe they don't make a tampon
bigger than Super Plus.

9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to
drive you crazy.

10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you
bought it yesterday.